Shaadi Teri Bajayenge Hum Band

"Today is a joyous occasion."

"Dance like crazy."

"Shake the earth, don't get tired."

"Move to the beats of the Indian music."

"It's my friend's wedding."

"It's my friend's wedding."

"Dance with me."

"It's my friend's wedding."

"Dance with me."

Stop playing the music. Stop it. - Stop it.

Chawla, come here. Hurry up.

Look how I'm adjusting myself.

Why didn't you get a real horse?

I would've reached earlier if I took dad's scooter.

Bro, you couldn't afford a real horse. - What?

This is complimentary.

Are you insulting me or ruining my reputation? - Both.

What? - Stop...

Mr. Chawla, I hope you've put up a proper tent. Don't put up a rented tent.

Look he's making fun of me.

I'm in trouble and he's making fun of me.

Let me ask.

Don't worry. I've done my best.

Sure? - Sure.

Come on play the music.

"It's my friend's wedding."

"It's my friend's wedding."

"Dance with me."

"It's my friend's wedding."

"Dance with me."

Daughter, put the garland around the groom's neck.

The divine illumination that pervades the physical world...

... on that divine effulgence, we meditate.

May the divine intelligence awaken our consciousness.

Fantastic!

Son, please put the same garland around the bride's neck.

Chawla...

With this the wedding rituals are complete.

What? Done?

Great! - Here you go, priest.

Let's take a selfie. Selfie.

"Today is my friend's wedding."

"Today is my friend's wedding."

"Today is my friend's wedding."

Dad... - Sheru!

Dad... - Sheru!

Dad... - Sheru!

Uncle, please say something else.

I can't allow you to get married.

Sorry. You're late.

This line should've been said before the rituals.

They're married now.

Sheru, how dare you break your family's tradition and...

...have a love marriage?

You fell in love and got married?

Don't you know that in our family we're not allowed...

...to love even after marriage?

Dad, I'm sorry.

But, we're already married.

Father-in-law, why are you unnecessarily getting angry?

We've got married.

I'm your daughter-in-law.

Accept us. - Yes.

Shut up!

Uncle, please give them some time to love each other.

Only then will your family be blessed with a baby...

...who'll call you grandpa.

What nonsense!

What? You killed Gogo?

I knew that you would speak.

Dad , I was...

You should've been shot first.

No!

Who is it?

What happened?

You shouted as if you've knocked down a dog in the streets.

Are you mad?

You deserve to sleep on the streets and not on the bed.

I don't know what you saw in your dream that you had to shout so loudly.

I saw dad with a gun in his hands.

Then you've a reason to be scared.

At your age you must dream of girls.

You're soon going to get married.

You must dream of your first night.

Friend, we don't have control over our dreams .

Bunty, I dreamt that I married Preeti and dad found out.

Both of you misbehaved before him and he shot all three of us.

This is the limit.

It was your dream, your father ... and we were killed?

I'm not ready to get killed.

Well, I too don't wish to get shot.

I don't want to marry. I'm scared. - Stop!

I know your father very well.

We did lot of mischief in the last three years. - Yes.

But, he didn't come even to slap you.

How can he come to shoot you now?

Bro, who's going to tell your father that you're getting married?

If he finds out we'll handle him.

We can't stop living and be scared of death. - No.

Will we stop drinking just because it ruins our liver? - No.

Will we let go off Preeti for your dad? - No.

What did you say? - Slip of tongue. Sorry.

Forget it. It's our bro's wedding.

Please tell him to be careful.

He speaks lot of things by mistake.

I'll shut your mouth up one day... let me warn you.

Where's your beauty? - Bunty, mind your language...

Oaky. Sister-in-law Preeti. - Yes.

Where's is your agent? - There he is.

The gentleman of this place.

"Do I drink you or do you drink me?"

Check him out.

"neither you nor me..."

Forget it. Let anyone drink.

Brother, do you drink even during working hours? - Yes, I do.

My job is to get people married and divorced. - Bro...

If it's a wedding I drink our of joy.

If it's a divorce I drink out of sadness.

But I drink on both the occasions. - Great!

Come on, let's go inside quickly. We're already late.

Bengali sister-in-law hasn't arrived yet. - What?

She hasn't come? She's also late.

I don't know. Must be caught in traffic.

Traffic? No.

I'll tell you what has kept her back.

Hold on. Get inside and let me talk.

You know what a mirror is.

She must be standing before one and checking out...

...how she looks.

She must've changed clothes several times...

...trying to figure out the right blouse, petticoat...

...only god knows what she does.

She must've tried out different hairstyles checking which looked good.

But it make no difference.

Uncle, you're talking too much.

Don't feel bad. Sher, don't mind my words.

I know women very well.

Nunu... - Tuttu...

Where were you?

I've been waiting for so long at the registrar's office.

I've been waiting here for a long time.

You've wasted my time.

Won't you get married? - Of course. Why not?

Come on, let's go. I'm very excited to get married.

Tuttu... - Nunu... - Tuttu...

Shall we go? - Yes. - Let's go.

Carry on Tuttu Nunu...

Tuttu... - Nunu...

They're getting it stamped.

Congratulations!

Done?

Now you're husband and wife.

Congrats, Sheru!

Put garland around each other's neck.

Give it. - Take it. - Give it.

Put the garland, Sheru. Well-done!

Have some sweets now.

Have sweets. - We've got sweets, uncle.

This is motichoor laddoo (sweets).

Great, Sheru. You also have some.

Come on, bong uncle.

Have sweets. They're made of pure clarified butter.

I've united both of you.

Keep shining in each other's lives.

"You're flirty guy."

"You're a Casanova."

"You fell for every girl."

"You never managed to stay with on."

"How come you got married?"

"How did you become the ideal lover?"

"In this small life we've lots of problems."

"If you marry you'll be trapped, friend.'

"In this small life we've lots of problems."

"If you marry you'll be trapped, friend.'

"This is the story of every house."

"There won't be any fun."

"Come on get into your wedding dress, my friend."

"Come on get into your wedding dress, my friend."

"It's your wedding and we'll have fun."

"It's your wedding and we'll have fun."

"We'll have fun."

"It's your wedding and we'll have fun."

"It's your wedding and we'll have fun."

"You think your dad is stupid and you're smart."

"Soon your lies will get exposed."

"You think your dad is stupid and you're smart."

"Soon your lies will get exposed."

"Come on get into your wedding dress, my friend."

"Come on get into your wedding dress, my friend."

"It's your wedding and we'll have fun."

"It's your wedding and we'll have fun."

"We'll have fun."

"It's your wedding and we'll have fun."

"It's your wedding and we'll have fun."

"I was gone for dozen of years and came back with a drum."

"The party becomes fun..."

"...as the groom's friends keep dancing."

"The party becomes fun..."

"...as the groom's friends keep dancing."

"We're settled in life now."