South Park

Butters: Whoa! It's all so real!

This is amazing!

It's like I'm there!

I see all our friends at school!

Oh, wow!

If I hold up my hands, I can see them, too!

Whoa!

Wow! You were right! I can actually feel it!

Butters, what the hell are you doing?

I feel stan! He looks totally real!

That's awesome, butters.

Keep making your way down the hallway.

Your vital signs are looking good.

What do you see now?

More of the school.

What are you doing, butters?

The school and all the kids.

I still can't hear any sound except for your voice.

Yeah, they haven't worked out the audio yet, but --

he's so fucking stupid.

But I'm sure they will soon.

Ugh. Okay. I think I'm done, eric.

I-I'm feeling kind of dizzy, and, uh --

Butters, no! Are you crazy?! What?! What?! What?!

What did I tell you about removing the headset

When you're not back at the access hub?

Oh, yeah -- that it would split my neurons

And scramble my brains! I forgot!

You forgot your neurons would be torn apart?

Did you also forget that if you die in virtual reality,

You die in real life, butters?

I'm sorry!

You need find your way back to my room.

Can you do that? Yeah!

We only have 8 minutes before the battery protocols die, butters.

You have to hurry!

Oh, jesus!

Okay. I'm back at your room!

Cartman: All right, butters, sit down at the computer.

Now drop the stafernasy window. We're just gonna make it.

Stafernasy window dropped!

Welcome back, dude.

Wow! That was cool.

How do you feel? Do you feel okay?

I touched wendy's boob.

And then -- and then he -- he took of the shop goggles,

And was all like, "whoa, I'm back!"

Damn it if it's not the awesomest thing ever!

Sounds pretty typical to me.

Come on, guys.

This is the "cure de gars" of butters torture.

"coup de grace," cartman.

Thank you, kyle.

Poor butters. Can't you just leave him alone?

Dude, butters is an asshole,

And he deserves to be taken down once in a while, okay?

Hey, eric! What did you say to the principal

For missing first period?

Not that we were doing anything interesting.

right, eric?

Yeah, I just told her I was running late and it won't happen again.

You know what I said?

She asked me why I wasn't in school,

And I said, "well, technically, I was at school."

Tee hee!

Sorry, guys,

But eric and I know a little something you don't --

Not that it's anything that cool.

Right, eric? Right, butters.

These guys are so dumb, huh?

Yeah!

See? He's an asshole. Fuck him.

Each time you go into the virtual world,

It becomes more and more dangerous.

Are you absolutely sure you want to do this, butters?

Well, not 100%.

Even 10% is good enough. Here you go.

Okay. Subject is ready.

All right, butters,

I'm booting up the core competency now.

Edifice framework is online. Vital signs appear to be normal.

Interim status?

Interim status is go!

Digital malcontent now at parameter alpha.

Prepare for full graphic interfaces on my mark.

5, 4, 3, 2, 1, mark.

It worked! I'm back in!

All systems normal!

All right, butters, behind you, you should see the door.

Go through it and head outside.

Going now!

Everything looks good, butters. You're doing great.

Let's get to work. Okay.

How much more of this am I supposed to clear up?

You're doing great.

Almost done with this level, butters.

Just make sure you've cleared the driveway

And, uh, walkway of all the virtual snow.

Okay! It's so realistic!

The snow looks kind of fake, though.

All right, I think that's all of it!

Okay, nice, butters.

Um, now go to the front door and ring the doorbell.

This is the part where you collect the money.

There's a old fat lady here!

She's holding out money for me!

Just take the money, butters.

Okay, I got it!

You got the money? Okay, great, butters.

Now get back to the access point.

Already? Aw, no!

Yeah, butters. The discrepancy bars are oscillating.

You need to, uh, come back.

Are you heading back, butters?

Butters?

All right, butters,

You should get back to the access point now.

You're going off grid.

I'm sorry, eric,

But there's just one thing I got to do real quick.

There you are, mister!

Just what do you think you're doing?

Hello, dad! It's me -- butters!

I know that. What are you --

This is for all the times I got grounded.

Ohh!

Ohh. Ohh.

Ha! I could almost feel his balls on my fist!

how'd you like that, dad?

Linda: Butters, why?! Oh, my god!

That was incredible!

Uh, butters, uh, get back to the access point now.

I feel amazing!

I'm back outside now!

I'm a bad man! You hear me?

Take that, you stupid cars!

[ glass shatters, tires screeching ]

Man: What the hell are you doing, kid?!

Butters, it's, uh, time to stop.

Get back to my place.

Who's the man now?! I'm gonna take his car!

This is like "grand theft auto"!

Hey!

Whoa! I'm in the car now!

Oh, shit!

Butters, butters, where are you now?

I'm in the bad part of town!

I just hit a lamppost!

I'm back on my feet.

Oh, oh, that's cool. There's a prostitute out here.

Okay, butters, let's call it good, okay?

I'm gonna beat her up and take her money!

Wait. Hang on, butters.

Take that, you dumb hooker!

Woman: What you doin', motherfucker?!

I'm taking your money!

Oh. Oh, she stabbed me. Uh, the hooker stabbed me.

Butters, get back to my room.

The veracrosses are destabilizing.

I can't -- I can't breathe too good, eric.

I can't see. Are you still there?

Oh. I think I overdid it.

I got to take this thing off.

What the hell? What hell is that?!

Aaaaahh!

Butters? Butters?

You're very lucky, young man.

You've got a couple hairline fractures,

But the knife missed your spleen by half an inch.

I-I d-didn't think a knife could really hurt me.

I thought I was just in a virtual reality.

No, you actually got stabbed by a hooker.

We've called your parents, and they're on their way.

Your dad wanted me to let you know

That you're grounded more than you can possibly imagine.

Aw, nuts!

Try and relax, and when your parents get here,

We'll sort this all out.

Wonder how long I'm grounded for.

Butters.

Aah! Are you okay?

Eric! What are you doing here?

I'm not here, butters.

What?

This is going to be hard to understand, butters,

But you've become trapped in the simulation.

None of this is real.

Nuh-unh!

Yeah-huh.

I told you never to take the headset off

Outside the access point, didn't I?

We're actually both at my house right now.

You're wearing the headset,

And I'm talking to you as a computer program.

That's why I can... Manipulate reality.

What?!

You see, in this world, things aren't what they seem.