The Cosby Show

Hello?

Hello?

Come On, Peter.

I Think He Likes It Here.

Me, Too.

Maybe He's Hungry. Let's Feed Him.

Okay.

What Do Dogs Eat?

Bologna.

Good. We Have That.

Huxtable Residence.

I Hear Your Wife Is Away In Washington, D.C. For A Few Days.

That's Right.

Who's This?

This Is Your Secret Admirer.

Lola!

How Are The Children?

Fine. We're All Coming Down This Weekend To Root For You.

I Can't Wait To See You.

The Conference Is Great.

Good.

Everything Okay?

Fine.

Is Theo

Wearing His Heavy Coat?

Every Time It's Cold.

Rudy's Not Wearing The Same Underwear Every Day, Is She?

No.

Is Vanessa Sneaking Into My Makeup?

Yes... No, I Mean No.

He Likes Bologna.

Yeah.

Let's Brush Him.

Okay.

You Hold Him.

My Mom Uses This For Spaghetti.

Hi.

Hi.

What's Up?

You Told Me Once That Choosing One Thing

Sometimes Means Turning Down Something Else.

Yes.

I Had To Make A Choice

So I Can't Go To Washington This Weekend.

Really?

Rebecca Sinclair Is Having A Party Saturday

And It Would Be Better If I Went There Instead

But I'll Think About You All While You're Gone.

Would You Bring Me A T-Shirt From The Museum?

Thank You, Dad.

Vanessa?

Come Here, Please.

Yes?

You're Going To Washington.

But Dad...

You're Not Going To Any Party.

This Isn't Just Any Party.

It's The Party Of The Year.

It's An Honor To Be Invited.

Dad, Please.

Don't Do This To Me.

Do What?

Do You Think This Is Some Kind Of Punishment?

Anyone Who's Not At This Party

Won't Be Considered Cool Anymore.

Not Necessarily.

They Might Say "Vanessa Huxtable Is So Cool

She Didn't Even Show Up For The Party."

They're Not Going To Say That.

How About "Vanessa Is So Cool

She Went To Washington To Hear Her Mother Speak."

They Won't Say That, Either.

Or They May Say, "Vanessa Huxtable's Father Was So Cool

He Didn't Care About The Party."

I Guess I'm Going To Washington.

He's Beautiful.

Yeah.

Where Did This Dog Come From?

We Came Home From Peter's House, And He Followed Us.

You Shouldn't Play With Stray Dogs.

But He Was Friendly.

He Does Look Pretty Healthy.

I Told Him He Could Live With Me.

Has Dad Seen This Dog Yet?

No.

When Dad Sees Him, He's Out Of Here.

I Want To Keep Him.

We Can't Keep A Dog.

But I Love Him.

Peter Does, Too.

Maybe You Can Keep Him.

Really?

Dad Has A Soft Spot For Dogs.

Whenever We're Out And He Sees One, He'll Whistle And Say

"How You Doing? Taking Your Owner Out For A Walk?"

He Thinks That's A Funny Joke.

If He Sees One That He Really Likes

He'll Run Alongside It And Start Barking.

I'll Ask Dad Now.

No. Dad Likes Dogs That Are Cute.

He's Cute. We Just Brushed Him.

Oh, Rudy. Look!

What Did You Feed Him?

Bologna.

Big Mistake!

Cliff: Theo!

Get Downstairs In The Basement.

Theo?

Yeah, Dad.

Are You Home?

Where Are You?

In The Kitchen, Dad.

I Put The Dog In The Basement.

Quiet. Dad's Coming.

Hey, Petey-Wetey And Tutti-Frutti.

Okay...

Hmm.

You Smell Something?

No.

No.

No.

Can I See The Bottom Of Your Shoes?

Sure.

Step Aside, Please.

Huh?

Step Aside.

Step Aside.

Who Put This In Here?

Well, Dad...

Peter And Rudy Found Him Across The Street.

He Has No Tags, But He Is Healthy.

I Checked Him Myself.

You Gave Him A Full Exam?

Not A Full Exam.

Can I Keep Him?

This Dog Belongs To Someone

Who's Probably Missing It Right Now.

But I Love Him. Can I Keep Him?

Please, Please, Please, Please?

Let's Have A Meeting In The Living Room.

Okay?

You And Peter. In The Living Room.

Yay!

Do Me A Favor, Please.

Will You Look After The Dog?

And Take That Stuff Outside

And Then Get A Mop And Some Ammonia

And Do Some Strong Mopping.

Sure.

Now, Let's Discuss This Dog.

Can We Keep Him? Please?

If You Were Lost

Wouldn't You Want Somebody To Bring You Home?

I Guess.

I Know A Place

That Helps Dogs Find Their Owners.

It's Called Love-A-Lot Foundation.

You Mean Dog Jail.

It's Not A Dog Jail.

You Don't See Dogs Raking Tin Cups Across The Bars.

This Place Has Sunshine, Fresh Air

Plenty Of Space For The Dog To Run

And Nutritious Food.

Let's Keep Him

Until We Find The Owners.

Who Is Going To Feed The Dog...

Clean Up After The Dog Makes A Mess...

Wash The Dog?

I Will, And Peter Will Help. Right?

Yes.

No, You Won't.

Yes, We Will. Yes, We Will.

No, You Won't.

Yes, We Will. Yes, We Will.

Raise Your Right Hands.

You Promise

I Promise I Promise

To Feed The Dog

To Feed To Feed The Dog The Dog

To Wash The Dog

To Wash To Wash The Dog The Dog

To Clean Up Its Boom-Boom

To Clean Up Its Boom-Boom

And Its Bam-Bam

And Its And Its Bam-Bam Bam-Bam

And Especially

And And Especially Especially

Its Wooey-Wabby.

Its... Wabby... Wooey... Wabby.

I Will Follow This Dog

I Will Follow This Dog

Day And Night

Day And Day And Night Night

Looking For

Looking For Looking For

Woogie-Woogies

Woogie- Woogie- Woogies Woogies

Waggie-Waggies

Waggie- Waggie- Waggies Waggies

And Wiggly-Wigglies.