Below Deck

Previously on "Below Deck"...

Nice to meet you.

You do realize that, though, I find you very attractive?

I think it's wild.

I don't know if it's just a switch you can just flip.

- You and I both look out the same windows

and we see the same dirt.

How come nobody's taking care of it?

I'm willing to go out on a limb and give him a second shot.

Just to show you that it's not on the inside.

I want it done.

- Is this our anniversary today? - Yeah.

Made it to our first week.

This is like awkwardly romantic.

I know something's wrong.

I know her energy. I know her so well.

Well, she likes you, man.

- You know I don't want anything to change.

We work really well.

- It's a bit of a smack in the face

to know that you've just been "friend-zoned."

- Would I be wasting time with Emily?

I mean, I would give it a go.

- I'm gonna sweep her off her feet

and she's not gonna know what f---ing hit her.

- Surprise! - Oh, my God.

- Oh, my God, Ben is, like, hating his life right now.

It's great.

It's awesome.

I need to cool off.

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- You are burnt on your back there.

- Am I? - Yeah.

- Is that sunscreen? Oh, thank you.

Is it bad?

Little bit.

Pick it up, center-fielder.

Hi.

- Has anybody caught your eye or have you got someone back home?

Mm, I don't have anyone.

I don't really know how to deal with this one.

It's taking me by surprise.

Where have you guys been?

- What do you want to drink, babe?

- I don't know. What do you want?

You all right, bro?

Yeah, I've got to, um...

Okay.

- Some of the relationships I've had in my past,

I knew that I wouldn't end up with that person.

And the older you get, time is of the essence.

So I should probably take it a little bit more seriously

and actually meet someone

that I can see myself with.

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Oh, yeah?

Oh, yes.

Glad you're here.

- Look, I can make a pussy and a heart together.

Shh.

- Absence makes the heart grow fonder,

or it doesn't.

Oh, baby girl.

And for us, it has.

Romance is definitely in the air.

You know, Kate's got Ro.

Kyle's just having a field day with Sierra.

And, you know, here I am with my good friend Nico.

Why?

- He's lovely, but I'm not attracted to him in that way.

- I think she thinks I'm a muscle-head.

- Yeah, but she's definitely interested.

- He's obviously absolutely gorgeous and--

- He is! He's like a freaking superhuman.

But he is not my type.

- She's from the south, mate. - Oh.

- She's a Londoner. - Oh, a Londoner.

- And she's from Northwest London; she's very f---ing posh.

Hello.

- What are you thinking about, about...

No, it's great. It's a beautiful thing.

I love it. - Well...

- See, I think it's the biggest compliment in the world.

- Well, maybe, you know, if we're not meant to be together,

she's done with men.

- All right. Y'all ready?

Let's do it.

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Hi, how are you?

Thank you.

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There's no invite to that.

You know, sell me a ticket.

And we live on it, guys.

- Things with Ro got intense real fast.

I think anybody who's ever

fallen in love knows that the first three months

are just like you can't get enough.

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- I'll help. - You do the healthy sh--.

- Okay. - And I'll do the gunk--

junk stuff.

We should get one of these.

I don't want it.

But why?

Kelley, Kelley; Lee.

Can I get you up at the bridge, please?

- Yes, sir. Heading your way now.

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Just wanted to

go over a couple of things with you.

Try to keep in your mind to--to be a little bit more proactive.

'Cause your crew's gonna follow your lead.

Yeah.

So if you're just

sitting down in the crew mess,

waiting for me to tell you what to do,

they're gonna sit down in the crew mess waiting for you

to tell them what I tell you. - Yeah.

- Go to the charter guests after they get settled in

and find out what they want to do.

It's a good skill to develop.

- No, that's fine. Yeah, I can definitely do that.

- I don't get overly impressed with somebody just doing

what they're supposed to do.

I get impressed with somebody going beyond

what they're supposed to do.

Just a little bit more proactive.

- Can do. - Thanks, Kelley.

No problem, Captain.

Oh, f--- me.

Did you see Ro today?

- Yes. They both slept on the boat.

- In a cabin, yeah? - Yeah, I guess a cabin.

They're a noisy couple.

- Nice. I'm sure you like to hear that.

- Hey, guys. - Oh, I would love it.

- Hello. - Ro's leaving.

- Aw. - Buh-bye.

Good to meet you.

- Hey, babe. - Hey, love.

It was great to meet you.

Very nice to meet you.

Wow, look at all this.

So you are talented at something.

I can do one thing.

Meeting Ro was a little odd.

But honestly, I'm happy if Kate's happy.

Seriously.

Bye, Kyle.

- That's the real deal. - Mwuah.

- Ciao. - Be good.

You too.

Bye.

- Take care of this one, yeah? - I will.

I'll look out for her. - Thanks.

- It's always hard to say good-bye to Ro.

It's hard to say good-bye to Ro on FaceTime.

So in person, it's more difficult.

- All right, homegirl. - See you, bye.

Let me see that bag.

Ha, oh, you're leaving things behind, huh?

Uh-huh.

I won't be seeing Ro in person

until after the season's over and I fly back.

But at least we had this little midpoint check-in.

- One more? - Mm-hmm.

One more?

- That might have been the best night of sleep

I've had in at least three weeks.

- Good-bye, baby girl. - Bye.

Bye.

Ta-ta for now.

Kelley, Kelley; Lee.

Your latest project has arrived.

Roger that.

Nico and Kyle to the dock, please.

This thing's gonna be heavy. It's the slide.

I hate slides.

Oh, Jesus. Ready?

Oh.

Oh, I hope I never have to set this f---ing thing up again.

I'm gonna go into this positive and say

I'm gonna whoop that mother----er's ass.

That's a big f---ing box.

- Wait. - Is he out the door?

F---ing f---!

There it is.

Casualty number one.

All right, three, two, one.

- Ow! - Again?

Right, this f--- is gonna--

- I'm quitting. I'm out of here.

That slide changed my life.

I f---ing banged me head, me legs, me hands.

Just a pain in the ass.

Down.

All right, now we got to get it