Parks and Recreation

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Which brings us to 2005.

The Circle Park renovation was complete,

and a young man named Thomas Haverford

was still two years away from getting hired.

- Perhaps we could skip ahead and just hit the highlights?

- I mean, I planned a comprehensive retrospective,

but I guess I can just focus on the really important moments.

Ah! The debate about getting a pod-based coffee machine.

Garry and I wrote a little musical number about that,

and it goes a little something like thi--

- Can't we just quickly shake hands,

pretend we like each other,

and get out of here? - I'm all for that.

- No, April, Ron, we need to celebrate everything

that we've done together as a group.

This is our last day here!

Who knows when we'll all be together like this again?

- Excuse me. Hi.

There's a swing in a park

near my house that's been broken for about three months.

Is it possible to get that fixed?

- Anything is possible if you follow your dreams.

Johnny Karate.

Except getting a swing fixed.

None of us actually work here anymore.

Come back in two hours when the office is open.

- Thank you. - Wait.

Actually, sir, we can help.

We can and we will because when we used to work here,

helping people was our job.

Forget about these old stories.

Let's make a new one.

Let's fix a swing.

One last ride for the Parks and Rec gang.

Who's in?

all: Yeah.

- * The vote was four to three *

* Donna said to get rid of me

* But Ron was suspicious

* 'Cause my coffee was delicious *

- Come on, Garry, you're the mayor now.

Have some dignity.

*

- Okay, so what is our first step

on our quest to help this man?

Does anyone remember?

- A parks and recreation equipment requisition form.

- Correct. Five points for Hufflepuff.

- Well, everything's paperless now,

and none of us has a log-in, so can't access the computers.

Hang on.

I have one right here, thanks to Leslie's scrapbook,

"Thanks Form the Memories!"

- Oh, I knew those scrapbooks were gonna come in handy.

You came through like you always do.

God, I'm gonna miss you.

Your confidence, your joie de vivre,

that crazy story about you getting kicked out of En Vogue.

Technically I kicked them out.

When do you leave for Seattle?

- As soon as I get my local real estate license.

I'm married to a teacher, and I love the man,

but I also love diamond watches.

Well, whatever happens,

I know you are gonna live an exciting and full life.

- 3,400 square feet, a beautiful view of Puget Sound,

and if you look out this window,

you can watch them build the new Space Haystack

around the Space Needle.

Wow.

I-I can hardly see the needle anymore.

- I know. It's kind of the point.

So what are we thinking?

Wow.

It sold in two hours?

- You cannot beat the Seattle real estate market.

I think it's all that coffee and legal marijuana

has people wanting to buy houses quickly and irrationally.

Mm.

But the giant commission check

has me thinking about Donna-Joe Adventure Quest.

Ooh, where are we going?

Well, it can't beat last year.

I mean, Middle Korea, so beautiful.

Here's my idea.

The Amazon. - Oh.

- Three weeks of the best and most expensive places

South America has to offer.

I love it.

Honestly, with the way work is going,

I just need this right now.

The school cut the math club and math.

They just don't teach math anymore.

- Aw, my poor little do-gooder teacher baby.

Why don't we cuddle up on the couch, watch a movie,

and then maybe later I'll wear that little red thing?

- Yes. The red thing.

Here, let me get this.

Call Satan's niece.

Hey, what do you want?

- And this is me DJ-ing a boat party in Venezuela,

kind of reminded me of the two weeks you and I spent there.

Oh, yeah, that happened.

- Yeah, it did. - April.

What are you doing here?

- Babe, have a seat. - What's going on?

- Recently I was thinking for the millionth time

how lucky I am to have found you,

so I've decided to treat yo' self.

- You're gonna buy me a bunch of leather handbags?

- Donna is going to take some of the money

you usually use on your trips

and establish an education program

through the foundation I work for.

- It's called "Teach Yo' Self," and you and the other teachers

will get money for after-school programs,

for music, art, math, whatever you want.

- Baby, this is really generous, but I love our trips,

and honestly it's your money.

You should spend it how you want.

This is what I want.

I've had a lot of adventures.

I single-handedly started that doorknockers earring trend.

I came in ninth in Italy's Got Talent.

- Yeah. - I served on a NASCAR pit crew.

I want a new kind of adventure, and I want to take it with you.

- Okay, I feel like it's time for me to get out of here.

What is this mess?

Why are you all in my office?

- We are on one last mission to help the people of Pawnee.

- Craig, can you sign the requisition form?

It'd speed things up.

- You know, Craig, when I first met you, I thought,

"There's a man who loves his job."

And then I thought, "Oh, wow, he's intense."

And then I thought, "Oh, no, he's insane.

That person is psychotic, and I need to call the police."

- Yeah, that's usually the way it goes.

- But I just think you've come so far,

and I'm so glad that we are leaving

the Parks Department in your hands.

* Funny, though it's true

* Those silly things you do

* They only bring me closer

* To you

Nice crooning, buddy.

The gentleman over by the bar there

sent you over this glass of wine

and his business card.

Okay, so as you all know, Tom's Bistro...

Okay, fine.

We are gathered here today

to join Craig Middlebrooks and Typhoon Montalban

in holy matrimony.

- I don't know about this. I'm very scared.

- Oh, just relax, you nervous nelly.

You're right.

We love each other,

and the tax break is substantial.

- Will the best man please present the rings?

Good luck, you two.

- Typhoon, my love, happy anniversary.

Do you have any regrets?

- Not one. Not a single one.

Do you have any regrets?

- Are you kidding? Thousands.

Most recently this trout!

- Okay, April and Andy, I need to file this.

Would anyone like to accompany me to the fourth floor?

- One last journey to the weirdest place on earth?

Yes. - Shotgun!

- We--we're just taking the elevator.

- I get to push buttons. I called it.

Oh--

.

- Ethel Beavers, we need this filed, please.

We've gone digital.

Get with the times, you luddite.

- Man, of all the places in Pawnee,

I'm gonna miss the fourth floor the most.

The disturbing murals, the ominous lighting...

the creepy people.

Hi, April.

- I'm gonna miss the food in Pawnee.

Taco Bell, KFC, Pizza Hut,

and most of all, I'm gonna miss you, Leslie.

- Aw, Andy, all of those things,

including me, will still be with you in Washington.

That is a beautiful sentiment.

It--I just want to say

that we are about to embark on an amazing adventure,

and whatever happens,

just know that Ben and I are always there for you.

Agent Macklin, I need you.

Some thieves are trying to steal

the legendary Snakehole Sapphire.

- What the-- No!

That sapphire has the power to activate

the Cuban Missile Crisis.