Girl Happy

This is Fort Lauderdale, Florida.

Soon, the beach will be jammed...

...with girl-happy boys on their Easter vacation.

The boys come here for many, many reasons and good reasons...

...such as 36-24-36.

And, this is Chicago, Illinois.

Of course, there are lots of pretty girls here too.

There's one who is also 36-24-36.

But how can you tell.

Yes, I'm

Girl happy

Can't you see?

Girl happy

Girl, girl happy

I've been like this since I was just a baby boy

First nurse ever rocked my cradle

Made me jump for joy

Girl happy Well, I'm girl happy

Yes, I'm girl happy

Can't you see?

Girl happy, girl, girl happy

Girl happy

Said I'm girl happy

Yes, I'm girl happy

Can't you see?

That kid sure brings in the business, doesn't he, boss?

Yeah, even in a blizzard, he packs them in.

It's too bad he's leaving after tonight.

Yeah, but maybe you can get him back soon, huh, Mr. Frank?

Yeah.

Maybe I can.

That's it, boys. Next stop, Fort Lauderdale and girls.

- Girls. - And more girls.

- One more time. - Yeah!

I don't know. The roads are so icy.

Wouldn't it be better if we just waited a few days?

Bikinis may go out of style.

Patience, my darling. We shall be there momentarily.

You know how multi-millionaires are.

A nasty touch of the sun.

May I please...?

- Gently. - Always gently.

I still don't see what all the hurry's about.

You know, he hasn't been too well.

- It's those headaches. - Migraine.

- A massage will do wonders for him. - Great wonders.

Oh, come on, guys.

- Quit messing around, will you? - Quit playing around.

- Anything to help... - Mr. Frank.

Mr. Frank.

- Hello, Mr. Frank. - Hi, Mr. Frank.

Mr. Frank.

You boys are pretty good here.

- Thank you. - Thank you. Thank you.

I canceled my next act.

I'm gonna keep you here another four weeks.

- That's very nice of you but... - Maybe even six weeks.

- We're going to Fort Lauderdale... - Boss...

...phone call, long distance. It's your daughter.

I'll be right there. See you boys tomorrow night.

- Thanks. - Thank you, Mr. Frank.

Well.

Well, honey...

...best you slip into something warm...

...because we're gonna be here a while.

Oh, no, no, no. We're not gonna give up that easy.

We'll just tell him that we're not available.

Hey, you don't tell Big Frank anything. He tells you.

We'll explain to him.

Say we've been going on to the Sandbar Club every Easter.

- He's a pretty understandable guy. - Oh-ho-ho.

Come on.

- You're gonna go tell him now? - We're gonna go tell him now.

He's having a nice chat with his daughter.

I won't stand for it.

What do you mean, you're not coming home from school?

You always come home for Easter.

Now, Daddy, please try to understand. Not this vacation.

Oh, all the girls are going to Fort Lauderdale and I wanna go with them.

Fort what?

Oh, no, no daughter of mine is going off visiting any Army camp.

Daddy, it's not an army camp, it's a resort town.

Mr. Frank, all the college kids go there.

- Honest. - Valerie.

- It's respectable. - Let me talk to Valerie.

- Please, please let her go, Mr. Frank. - Please, Daddy. Let me go.

Can I talk to my own daughter?

I am 21, and I want so much to be on my own.

Oh, Valerie, look...

It's very important.

Yes, I know, I know, but still, honey, l...

Please, Daddy, let me go.

All right. Where're you gonna be?

- Seadrift Motel. - Seadrift Motel.

Fort Lauderdale.

I'll meet you there tomorrow.

Oh, Daddy, we're going down there alone.

- But... - Oh, Daddy, promise me...

...you won't come down there. - Yeah.

- But... - Oh, thank you.

I knew you'd understand. I'll phone you every night. Bye.

- I knew it. - Great.

Come in.

Fort Lauderdale.

If anybody ever mentions that place to me again, I'll break them in half.

What do you want?

- Nothing. - We came to ask you...

We just came to tell you that...

We're happy to be here another four weeks.

- Or even six. - Or even ten. We're all yours.

Get out of here.

Daughters.

She's going down to Fort Lauderdale.

My little Val. On her own.

Don't ever have girls. Especially daughters.

- I'll try not to. - Lf I had a son that would be great.

Ha-ha. He can go anywhere.

Let somebody else's father do the worrying.

But...

...someone should be down there to look after her.

Well, uh...

How long is she gonna be down there? One day? Maybe two?

- Ten days. - Ten days?

And nights?

Yeah. Well... Well...

Maybe things have changed since I was down there.

- You were down there? - Just once.

My father sent me to bring my sister back.

Well, Valerie's a very sensible girl.

Well, that's good.

You don't have to worry about there being 30,000 sex-starved boys down there.

Thirty thousand...

Well, you know, the guys are locked up with books all the winter...

...and in the spring a young man's fancy...

After all, what did you do when you were 20 years old?

- I'll kill them. - I guess I'll be running along.

Thirty thousand guys.

Just a minute. I know what you're thinking.

You want us to go down and keep an eye on your daughter.

Well, we could go down...

...and keep an eye on her 24 hours a day...

...without her even knowing it.

You wouldn't have an act. It wouldn't be good.

Oh, wait a minute. Heh. So I'll get another act.

- You guys gotta go down. - I don't know.

The boys might not like it. They like it here.

I'll make it worth your while. I'll pay all expenses. Ha-ha. It's settled.

You'll leave tonight. Stay at the same place, Seadrift Motel.

Seadrift Motel.

Yeah.

Take a look, so you'll recognize her.

You know, she thinks I'm overprotective.

But why not?

Ever since she was 3 years old, I was mother and father to her.

I guess we'll be leaving as soon as possible then.

Look.

Val's all I got.

She can have a good time.

Yes, sir.

But I'm warning you...

...if my daughter gets in the least bit of trouble...

Don't worry about a thing. We'll take care of everything. Everything.

A little bird

He told me so

He said come on Get on the go

Open your eyes

The sky is full of butterflies

The blossoms on the trees

Stir up the honey bees

Spring makes my fever rise

Spring fever

Spring is here at last

Spring fever

My heart's beating fast

There is no doubt now Love is in the air

Get up, get out Spring is everywhere

Well, if you feel that wanderlust

- Just grab a car - Come on

- Or hop a bus - With us

In every town

There's excitement to be found

So much is happening Don't miss the joy of spring

The world's in love Just look around, yeah

- Spring fever - Comes to everyone

Spring fever

It's time for fun

There is no doubt now Love is in the air

- Get up, get out - Spring is everywhere

Spring fever

Spring fever time

Spring fever

Watch that fever climb

There is no doubt now Love is in the air

Get up, get out Spring is everywhere

- Up, out - Spring is everywhere

Okay, fellas. Recess is over.

We're down here on a babysitting job.

- We stay away from the windows, right? Right.

Some more girls are coming.

- Where? - Let's see.