Below Deck Mediterranean

Previously on

- Previously on "Below Deck Mediterranean"...

Pretty, Adam.

- Oh, my God. It's amazing.

- This has been phenomenal. Just the food, Chef,

made a difference. Thank you.

- They've been messaging since charter.

I would kind of expect you to just kind of come

and tell me instead of reading personal messages.

To me, that's kind of a bit gross.

- Just moving in with Malia. - Why?

- 'Cause everyone wants to sleep with me on this boat,

if you haven't figured that out yet.

- You're all looking at the new lead deckhand, Malia.

- The other night, I was doing anchor watch,

and Wes came up and kissed me.

It's true.

- That is the most unprofessional thing

I've ever seen in my life.

My work ethic was never seen

because he's so far up your ass.

- It's impossible for me to work my ass off

and earn the title

because I'm a cute, attractive, female deckhand.

- There's a massive backstory behind Malia and I.

Yeah.

We met at the STCW, and we fooled around,

and we tried to keep it hush-hush.

- Wow. - So wrong about her.

- More, boys? - Let's do another car bomb.

- These guys are already hammered right now.

Absolutely next level.

- Hey, hey, f---ing stop, Adam.

F---, bro.

Smile there, big guy.

- You just ripped my f---ing pants, Adam.

- Hey, you getting all f---ing intense?

- No, no, no, no, no, no... - Hey!

- Next time I'll f---ing smash you.

- No, no, no, no. - Hey, hey.

Bobby!

- Ah! Adam. Okay, that's unnecessary.

Hey, hey, f---ing stop, Adam.

F---, bro.

- Smile. Smile there, big guy. - What are you guys doing?

- You just ripped my f---ing pants, Adam.

- Yeah, you getting all f---ing intense?

- Oh, whoa! Hey! - No, no, no, no, no, no...

- Next time, I'll f---ing smash you.

- Hey, hey! - What happened to him?

- He basically ripped my f---ing pants.

- Hey, stop. Wes, stop it.

Wes, please, please, please. - F--- this.

- No, I know. - He just ripped everything.

- Come up here, come up here. - I still got a wedgie.

- Let's just go here. Breathe with me, okay?

- Who the hell does he think he is? What the hell?

I've stayed out of his way the whole time.

- This is definitely not about a wedgie.

This is about the fact that they both like the same girl

and these boys finally snapped.

- Malia, Adam is not the guy for you.

Oh, I know, girl.

- So I went for a wedgie, and he freaked out.

Can anyone talk to me about that?

I thought it was a joke.

Wes didn't think it was a joke.

He's jumped in front of a car. He's spoken badly to locals.

He's crossed the line so many times today already,

and now he's gonna rip my pants?

- Yeah. - I'm--

To the stage where you tear someone's underpants

trying to get it over their head?

That's just almost becoming a personal attack.

- Thanks, Wes. - No problem.

Well, we made it alive.

Almost.

Ugh, my shoes are soaked.

- Don't laugh at me.

I don't know.

- If he tries to pull you aside for a chat,

I would really suggest you just don't entertain him.

Right now, he's drunk and--

- I'm not talking to a drunken 16-year-old.

That's what he seems like right now.

What exactly happened?

- I don't know. I didn't see it.

I was busy, literally, digging my own boxers out of my ass.

- What happened, man? - Well, I'm not talking to you.

- No, hey, hey, hey. - No, hit me. Adam.

- There's only one way to deal--hey, hey.

- Adam, I'm not talking to you now.

- Why? - Because I'm not, Adam.

- What? Because I gave you a wedgie?

Where is his sense of humor here, you know?

I mean, you already got the girl.

You got a little wedgie. Just chill out.

Hey.

- You all right? - Yeah, I'm okay.

Adam taking out

his aggression towards Wes, that's unfair.

He really doesn't deserve any of this.

- If you wedgied me, I wouldn't give a f---.

- Thank you, 'cause you're Max, and you're fun.

- And he has overreacted, but the whole thing

is it all started from the beginning

because she f---ing played you

and she played Wes. And here she is.

- You heard that. - There she is.

- This is all caused because of you.

How is it my fault?

- Because you strung him along the whole time.

Well, I apologize for that.

- I thought I met a beautiful person that I could trust,

and she's obviously untrustworthy, so...

She told me that she's not into him whatsoever

and that she's into me.

I got all the texts to prove it.

"Hopefully we can sneak into the same hotel room

our last night in Croatia."

- All right. - No, it's cool.

You put yourself in this position.

- You're right, I did. - Yes, you did.

Congratulations.

Later, skater.

- Adam was just a f---ing asshole in the galley.

Why, what did he say?

- He was like, "You're such a liar."

I'm like, "What am I lying about?

I told both of you I wanted to be friends."

He's a loose cannon.

I really like Malia,

but she is a big tease with the boys.

- At some point, you got to just--

Yeah.

It's pretty clear now

that I want nothing to do with Adam.

- Listen, man, why don't you want to talk to me?

I've got nothing against you, man.

- Dude, but you're just acting like a complete idiot today.

I think you're overreacting

because Malia has something to do with this.

- If it was anyone else who had--

- And you've obviously got serious feelings for Malia.

- If it was anyone else who had done that to me,

I would have turned around and done the exact same thing

to them, no matter what the circumstances.

- So hit it, dude. I don't got any f---ing boxers on.

- I don't need it. I'm not, I'm not doing it.

- Go for it. You see that?

What do you think? - It's f---ing childish, Adam.

F---ing childish.

- I give up. F--- it.

- There's no f---ing secret place on board

to f---ing chill.

Oh, God.

No, it's cool.

You'll get her. She's a good girl.

You'll nail her eventually.

Oh, God.

- What's going on? Can I give any guy input?

- What do you think of the whole situation?

- All my fault, right? - You kissed both of them.

- If I want to go around and f--- everyone

on this boat, that's my prerogative.

- F---ing 90% of f---ing bar fights start

because dickhead birds f---ing mess around with geezers.

You can push people away.

If a bird got in my face there,

and I didn't want to f---ing kiss 'em, I'd go like this.

It takes two to tango, mate. - Does it?

- You strung them f---ing both along, mate.

- I strung them along? - As an outsider--

- By going to them, to his face and telling both of them,

"Both of you kissed me. Both of you should know."

- As an outsider... - Honest, up front.

- You strung them both along, mate.

- And because I went to them and said,

"We should be friends"-- - You strung them both along.

You just used him and spat him out.

- I'm the one who stringing him along because I was up front.

- The whole f---ing thing. - F--- off, Max.

- Guys, guys. - Yeah, all right.

I'm a f---ing idiot.

What is happening?

- With what? - With Wes.

I give the guy a wedgie, and it's like travesty.

- You know that it's not about the f---ing wedgie.

- So he clearly cares about her.

- I think you both care about her.

- Up until this charter season,

I've never wanted anything more than I wanted Malia,

and that's really hard for me to swallow,

particularly when I see her go for another guy.

Like, "Wes, she's playing you like a f---ing book

"the same way she played me like a book.

"If you could read my text messages,

you'd think twice about kissing her again."