Kanna Laddu Thinna Aasaiya (கண்ணா லட்டு தின்ன ஆசையா)

Hey! You have so much ego with just a shop in the platform?

Vacate the place

You are so scared of us How dare you complain against us?

Don't hit me, bro

Oldie, just leave Or else you'll also be hit

They are hitting us for no reason like this

'Wherever injustice raises its ugly head in this world...'

'...there is a man who will definitely put an end to it!'

- If you want to be a Pista- - He's looking only at me

I've seen his face in our local channel

You must eat Pistachio nuts...!

Cut...cut...cut

Sir, sir, sir! Sorry, sir

Give me 1 more chance, sir

What kind of dialog delivery is this?

Did you read a grocery list or your dialog paper?

Pistachio nuts and green gram!

This is an advertisement for vests!! Where is that artiste agent?

What is this?

- He's a professional, sir - Sir, give 1 more chance!

You know to fill your stomach 1st thing in the morning...

...but don't know your dialog?

Drooling at the sight of a girl and making a royal mess!

Get out of here before I splutter swear words!

Where is the other chap?

Sir! I'm right here and ready, sir

I knew he'd mess up as soon as I saw him

If you want to be a big Pistachio you must wear Pista vests!

Super, super, baldie! Go and do exactly this now

Chanceless! He acts so well

Shiva, you can leave now

'As handsome as actor Suriya he is drooling like Arya at an ordinary girl'

'This is our hero'

'Like in all other films his name is also Shiva'

'Prancing on this flower carpet in slow motion...this is KK'

'With all his build up, don't think it's a temple festival'

'The build up is not for him It's for Arumugam who died of dengue'

'Right from wedding decorations to funeral preparations, it's a package deal'

'KK in short is functions to funerals'

Hey! Tar box!

Are you shielding yourself from being sun-burnt or what?

Play it properly

- What are you blowing? - A conch

You don't blow a conch like you are blowing some horn!

Blow it loudly

You are blowing it like it's at an IPL cricket match!

His grandsons will run away to watch cricket

Blow it properly

Hey! Stop...stop...stop!

You wig-head...stop

Why are you squirming around like actress Ileana swaying her hips?

Dance like a proper funeral troupe...

Rock and roll! Come closer and dance

Come...come

Move the body

10:30 to 12:00 is inauspicious time We must cremate before that!

Quick...move

Stop crying, grandma!

It's not like he's left you and gone to Switzerland

We'll bury you right next to him if you like

Gomathi...

I'll cry along with Gomathi You go join your friend Thilakavathi

Grandma, don't go!

So...Gomathi...you don't come to the tank to bathe these days

Long time no see? Come here...come close

'Oblivious to the corpse passing by he's happy bracketing girls'

'This is KK's character'

- It's getting late, come - I'm scared, he might come today

Hey, Kavya! What happened?

Why are you here still instead of going home?

Someone has threatened to spray ink all over her

He said he'd turn up today That's why she's scared

That's a natural prank for April Fool's day

Not just 1st of April

He has said he'd do this on all festival days

Who's he? Which school is he in?

- He's not in school at all - Then? He's in college?

- No - Then who is he?

Hey Guna, this is the guy

He sprayed color all over our tuition teacher on 'Holi'

He smeared the rice flour pattern on our door step yesterday and ran away

He gets kicks playing these pranks Let's splash paint all over him

You be brave and just go We'll take care of him

Kavya...Kavya! Why are you ignoring me and walking off?

Just leave She belongs to our school

Whatever school she may study in...

...Power will play his pranks

Are you calling someone?

There's a problem Come here at once

We know how to give you tit for tat

Dude, just see what a ruckus these boys are making

Why are you hassling a kid?

That's a good question! Ask him, bro

I'm asking you only

Why do you have a problem with this kid?

He wants to spray ink on this girl

Is that true, Power?

She keeps looking at me often and smiling

Did you look at him and smile?

Yes, he was dressed garishly in my dad's wedding album

So I smiled at him because he's my dad's classmate

Okay, okay All of you leave! Go

He gave a rose to my classmate

Ask him why, bro

In her dad's wedding you go and pose

And then give his own daughter a rose!

Get on the bike

And we came rushing for this!

Get on the bike!

Isn't your classmate the present principal?

Absolutely brainless Where's your bike?

Oh my bike! I forgot

'These 3 are friends'

'Even to talk about them I feel yucky!'

'Wait and watch'

Shiva...why are you meddling with that volume now?

You keep buying a new remote every week

I don't like getting yelled at by your dad

He can never be reformed!

Remote is broken You wasted wastrel!

Can't you go earn a decent living on your own?

In our country, even beggars are earning 100 rupees a day!

Your dad named you Raja (king) and you go behind beggars...

...collecting details to inform me! What are you thinking now?

You want applause in local debates about your son's dialogs?

Shut up, rascal!

Enough! We have just 1 son Let him at least be happy!

- And you are beating him up so badly - I haven't even touched him...

See, I didn't even finish my sermon and the car's come to pick him up

If you go out anywhere today, I'll chop you to pieces

- Why are you going this way? - I'm going to the bathroom

The bathroom is over there

He won't go anywhere...he'll stay here I'll take care of it...you go inside

Get lost all of you!

- He won't prosper thanks to you - You go inside

Dude, why do you have a dog chain? Did your dad take you out for a walk?

This is called 'style', dude

Only after the whole town is asleep do you sit and flaunt your style?!

I'm so bored haunting this place daily!

Our past good deeds, we've got such a good place!

We don't have wife or kids At least let us drink, be merry!

If we drink and drive police will catch us

- Hi, buddy - Hey wassup?

So have you guys got everything?

Have you got your dad's 'scolding quota'?

That man will never change

Has he ever sent you to drink on time?

Don't bend like these dogs that mate in December, come soon

High on 1 beer?

There's a hot girl in the street next door, dude

- Really? - Her name is...

Hello? Her name is Preethi

She goes at 6:00 p.m to computer class

Her dad is Ravichandran He works in the Railways

Her mom's a house wife She has a younger brother

I got her details long ago

Dude, I saw another amazing looking girl at the Xerox shop

Her name is Gayathri I got her...long ago

What does that gesture mean, da?

Means you had enough booze?

Close your mouth before an owl relieves itself inside it

What is he trying to say, bro?

Body language

Oh that's what body language is

Your body has sagged so much it needs inner support or suspenders!

What is he saying by shaking his shoulders now?

He's finished all the girls

Who? He? How?

A man with teeth can always eat fritters!

Yea, yea, yea, yeah

He can even eat boulders with this mouth...not just peanuts

Don't malign my personality!

I buy you the booze and you ridicule me!

Why are you interfering in our squabble?

My son isn't sleeping All because of your ruckus

- Hit this guy - I'll do the snake move

What will you do with your son asleep so early?

I'll do anything I want You are talking too much

My brother-in-law is the Circle Inspector

If I call him, he'll be here in 10 minutes

- Really? - Yes! He will!

Then ask him to bring 'Archana' pickle when he comes along with a quarter!

'Archana' pickle!? Damn it

Into your mouth now I'll vooooomit

Look at his bubble face!

Like a bubble gum blowing an egg out!

I'll fetch my people

I'll break your head

Who are you guys?

You abused my husband as a bubble gum-egg face?

What'll you do?

Will you dare abuse me?

My bangle!

I'll squish you like a bug

- Who? - I meant them, di

He stole my bangle also!

When have you ever got me real gold?

Power! They've deformed your glazed puggy face, Power!

Hey! Whitey! Did you hit this guy?

Dude...we have to hit