Love for Sale

THE WORLDLY LIFE IS NOTHING BUT AMUSEMENT AND DIVERSION,

BUT THE HOME OF HEREAFTER IS BEST FOR THOSE WHO FEAR ALLAH,

SO WILL YOU NOT REASON?

PRAISE TO BE THE LORD, I FINALLY GOT THIS MESSAGE

THAT'S BECAUSE I HAD TO PICK THE MOST SUITABLE VERSE,

MAY IT BE USEFUL

Morning!

Hey.

Let's just go out.

It will be more fun.

PLEASE ANSWER WHEN A CONSUMER ASKS, DON'T MAKE ME RESPOND TO IT.

-Hey. -Yes?

Why don't you practice beforehand next time?

Don't let me keep on beating you when playing foosball.

I just don't want to get cocky, Jok.

-If I win, you won't play again with me. -Geez!

You've won, so you're motivated now, right?

Go talk to a bucket.

YES, SIR. I'LL ASK SYAMSUL LATER.

IT'S YOUR RESPONSIBILITY!

Uncle Richard.

You keep on dealing with work.

Take it easy.

SYAMSUL KNOWS THE HOW-TO, BUT HE CAN'T USE WHATSAPP

-Uncle Richard. -What is it?

Are those employees single like you?

What's wrong with my taxi?

What are you doing? This car's blocking the way!

Hey! Who's short on their split?

-Geez. -It's him.

I had to chip in much more.

Joko, come on, don't play dumb.

-You won the bet, right? Pay up. -You're noisy. Here.

-Sir. -My car's blocked. Whose car is this?

Gosh. Wait a moment. I'll ask whose car it is.

Look out! To your right.

Why are you guys still here?

-Uncle Richard. -Look at that.

You're taking so long. Here, let me help.

The owner has been called, right?

Just wait a moment.

-Well, well! -This is it.

-Oh, God. -Nice stuff.

You're taking too long!

-I was focused on watching the game. -Focused on watching the game?

Miss!

-Here, let me drive you. -Yes.

The keeper's here!

Gambling dog! Want to go against the gambling dog?

Now you're calling her.

But you will chicken out later when she introduces you to her parents.

When I meet her parents, I'll just chat with them.

-It's not that hard. -Sorry, sir. Please be patient.

The car owner is being carried here.

-Please be patient. -All right.

That's the guy.

-Geez. -He's hammered.

-Damn. -He's really wasted.

Sorry, man! Your car's blocking ours.

-Right! -Yes.

-Quick! -Get to it!

-Hurry up! -Faster!

-Hey. -He's acting drunk.

How's the girl from that time?

-Who? -The girl whom you brought.

-Which one? -Come on.

The one you brought to watch soccer together there.

You mean, Bening?

-Was her name Bening? -Right, that one.

-Answer already. -We're through.

-It's over. -Didn't she stick with you all the time?

Yes, Uncle Richard. Remember the last time we watched soccer together?

It's over. When I called her, she didn't pick up.

And when she did, she said she's praying.

Hey!

-Hello. -You're taking so long.

-Let's go back, Ko. -Hey, wait!

-Where are the invitations? -I forgot, it's in the car. I'll get it.

No need. Just send it by Whatsapp.

-Yes. Just use Whatsapp. -That's right.

In two weeks, okay?

-In Mamadeso. -Mamadeso.

-Please come. -Okay.

It's in two weeks. Bring a plus-one.

Listen, Uncle Richard.

-That's interesting. -All right.

I have a plus-one. Rest assured.

Let's bet on it.

-Here. -The first one.

Richard's not going to bring a girl with him, as usual.

-I'm in. -What else?

-Want me to slam you? -Give me...

-We don't need to bet on it! -Add ten thousand more.

Even I don't make a fuss about my date.

Well, so that you're not just talking nonsense.

Nonsense? I've shown you her picture, right?

Why are you angry?

-Why are you being sensitive? -That's right, fictive.

-Nowadays, photos can be edited. -Right.

Even if you come alone, we'd still be your friends.

That's right, Uncle Richard.

-We'd still be friends. -Yes?

-Let's do it. -Really?

-All right. -Who's the bookie?

-Wait. -I'm adding another two thousand.

-Where? -Richard doesn't need to bet with money.

-And then? -Just bet on your dignity!

-Yes. -That'll do.

-I'm in! -All right!

-Okay. -Who's betting?

-Me! -Come bet.

I'll transfer the money later.

Richard won't bring anyone.

-Let's go. -I'll be the bookie.

-Fine, it's you. -I'm going, bye.

Let's watch at the Central sometimes. South is too far from my place.

Let's do it next time.

-Bye. -Drive safe.

Take care, Uncle Richard!

Evening.

-Evening. -Hey, Mr. Richard.

-Did you just get home? -Yes.

-Watched a soccer game in the South. -That's quite far, isn't it?

We did watch it there.

Indeed, Indonesian players now need to be more focus

on the match against Thailand.

This time, Evan Dimas has the ball and he shoots...

Goal!

Evan Dimas succeeded in breaching the defense of...

Eat this, okay?

...Sinthaweechai Hathairattanakool.

This is a proud achievement.

With a beautiful goal from Evan Dimas,

Indonesia has scored 3 points...

Go on. Eat, Kelun. I'm watching TV.

...today against Thailand.

Syamsul? Why are you still here?

Look, the door's still locked.

Raka hasn't arrived yet.

He's always late now. I wonder why.

Call me when he arrives.

I don't want to wait.

Next time, you tell him.

-Tell him to come before 8:00 a.m. -Yes, sir.

-Sir. -Yes?

There, he's here.

Where have you been?

My motorcycle broke down, sir.

That's just an excuse. You'll say the traffic's bad tomorrow.

Then the next day, the motorcycle's gone.

Is this your dad's office? Coming as you please.

You know that we open at 8:00 a.m., then come before 8:00 a.m.!

I didn't know my motorcycle's was going to break down.

Geez. You should be ashamed to the elder who came earlier than you.

Yes, sir.

What if a client came and we're not open?

Will the client knock on my door?

Why is it so hard just to do this.

Eight o'clock. So be here before then.

Yes, sir. I'm sorry. It won't happen again.

Don't act as if you're limp. You'll be limp for real.

Do you know what keeps this company running until now?

There. Read that.

Read it!

"Hard work starts with discipline,

and discipline starts with how we appreciate time."

-Do you understand? -Yes, sir.

Morning, sir.

Morning, sir.

Plays soccer, but making books.

They should be making goals.

-Hey, Jaka! That... -Yes, sir?

Has the order for Bedwetting Ghost poster movie done?

Done. They've sent their approval. We just need to send them the dummy later.

Making an absurd movie. Even the title's weird.

A horror movie called From Jeruk Purut to Tanah Kusir .

Instead of scary, it's full of traffic.

Maybe you'll smell piss when the ghost's coming out, sir.

I'm going to have breakfast, sir.

I'll just buy it and eat it here.

Jaka, tell him.

-Hey. -Get that root canal fixed.

MUST BE LOOKING FOR A PARTNER TO GO TO THE WEDDING

-Jaka! -Yes, sir?

You're still free, right? Come here.

Move this laptop.

Then, move the glass and take out the name cards.

Look at the names and the numbers.

-Name? -Yana Yuli.

Is Yana Yuli a man or a woman?

-Don't know, sir. Mario... -Don't.

-Sri Ani. -Sri Ani will do. What's her number?

Sri Ani. Zero, eight, one,

triple eight, two, six, seven, three, zero, nine.

-That's a long number. -It's written here, sir.

The number you have called is unavailable.

See?

- Please check again. -There.

The number's wrong. Geez. Another card.

-Susi Astuti. -She'll do.