Drive Me Home (Drive Me Home - Portami a Casa)

Come on Agostino, we're almost there!

Faster Antò!

Ok, you go!

Antò, come over here!

I'm here!

Hurry up!

Hey Turi.

Is everything ok?

- The keys are on the window. - Ok perfect thank you.

Hi Turi!

Hi Tino!

Antò, I'm going to rest. I'm done.

- Go rest! See you. - Bye.

Antò, listen to this...

I wanna live in the big city not sit here and drink spirits...

Believe me, this place is dead... it makes you crazy...

I wanna get away from this barren land...

if you're looking for a chick in this dump...

the only dick that can touch her is the parish priest's...

I wanna party like you see online, with those crazy gals...

Who do I invite here? A few chickens and a cow...

but I could stay here, open a whorehouse in this old farmhouse...

But where's the whores? Where's the cash?

I can make more dough with sheep for these peasants, now that's trash.

Hey, you know what we can do with this shithole?

You're such an asshole, man

We can set up a massive loudspeaker right here.

So people'll be able to hear our crap as far as Palermo.

You know what?

I'll ask your father at the town hall...

My father?

Wanna know what we should really do?

We'll build a wall all around it

we dig a great big hole and fill it with water and crocodiles...

Crocodiles?

- All the shit you see in castles in films.

We'll become an independent village

just me and you will live in this place.

Me and you!

Fuck everyone else! Assholes!

Fuck you bastards!

Fuck you bastards!

- Fuck you! - FUUUUUUCK YOUUUUU!

FUUUUUUCK YOUUUUU!

- Hey honey, we're at the end stop

so you have to get off.

Hey, I'm sorry.

Have you seen my bag?

Nijmegen, The Netherlands

- Thank you. - Bye.

- Hey Uri, I tried to getting hold of you all last night.

Where the fuck were you, bastard?

I'm not even coming to work today.

No, I'm fine, but you have to cover me, right?

I am to meet a friend of mine.

Just tell Dave I'll be back tomorrow.

Tino!

I haven't eaten in the last 24 hours, thank you.

There you go. Take a shower.

Come here Antò.

"Your AD will expire in a few hours. RENEW NOW"

What are you doing?

I'm checking my bank account.

You can't touch anything here.

I'm not doing anything.

Do not touch anything

Right!

You can sleep here.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Mate, this shirt sucks!

Everybody looks down on me.

I have to be in Düsseldorf by 10.

I have to be in Düsseldorf by 10 too.

The bill, please.

Two euros, please.

Thank you.

This truck's a space ship!

Or a house...

Nice...

You're not on Facebook, are you?

It took me a lifetime to find you on that other one.

It uses a strange language, I can't understand anything.

Why don't you add me to your friends?

Antò, don't say a word.

Hello Anne!

How's it going August, no delays?

Everything running like clockwork.

Listen... I've got a message from the boss.

There you go...

There's a load waiting for you in Antwerp this evening.

It's my day off tomorrow, Anne.

I'm sorry, but you know him.

You're the only one who can make it.

He has provided a little extra for you.

Okay, you got it.

I knew we could count on you!

I'll send you details at the warehouse tomorrow at 7 am. Okay?

Ok. Thank you Anne.

Thank you. Have a nice trip.

Bye.

Shit, Anna!

What fucking language is that?

"August"?

Is that what people call you?

You're a real kraut now, aren't you?

Where did you leave your sandals and white socks?

Those are for special occasions.

"August".

What a dickweed!

At least we'll get rid of this dead weight, Turi.

No more real estate tax or debt recovery agencies...

Look at the bright side, perhaps we'll get a good offer

and I'll be able to pay you the work you've done these last years

Me too, Turi.

Thanks, I have to go now. We'll speak soon.

A big hug from me too. Bye...