Party Line

Hello?

Uh uh.

Uh uh, I've never called the party line before.

Well that's actually not true, I've called it once before,

but I just listened, yeah I like to listen.

Hello?

Did somebody else get on the line?

80 hi, oh I could definitely get into that.

You're sick.

Well, I don't know, when do you want to meet?

That would be great, tonight, mm hmm, I'll see you there.

Bye.

Mmm, I'm not in the mood.

Oh, I can be talked into anything.

No, no preference, you name it I like it.

Inhibited isn't in my dictionary sweetheart.

- I'm not a tease, I've done it with plenty of guys

from the party line, I told you, I'm just real picky.

Angelina, you naughty girl.

Hey.

- You're doing it again, huh? - Hi sweetie.

Sweetie, who the hell are you?

- Well who could I be, I could be Angelina's husband.

Husband.

- I swear to god, I had no idea she was married.

You didn't say you were married.

- See, I'm a free-spirited individual right,

I mean most husbands would want to come in here

and rip your heart out, but not me I just want to get

acquainted Mr. Curtis west.

- You told me on the party line that your name

was Tom brown Curtis, shame on you.

- Will you take a look at ooh, he's a family man too.

- Aren't we just full of surprises?

- And you come with surprises yourself,

look why don't you just give me my wallet

and I'll get out of here.

I've got a great idea.

Why don't we call the wife and kids and let them know

what daddy's been up to, huh?

Why don't we tell them daddy's been fucking my wife

in my own father's house?

- Look, I don't want any problem, I'm sorry.

Just give me the wallet, let me get out of here.

What's the number Angelina?

- Okay, let me just get out of here.

What's the number Angelina?

I don't want any problem here.

I didn't know she was married.

- Now I think an apology is in order here, don't you?

- I said I'm sorry, I had no idea she was married.

- You're supposed to be sorry, now say you're sorry.

Say you're sorry.

- Good work dear brother. - Bet he's sorry now.

Now get daddy's razor.

How are you darling?

Down? - Heck yeah.

Okay, let's see.

I picked right over here.

You look so lovely tonight.

There you go.

Thank you, have a lovely evening.

J“ let's go dancing

j“ ooh, turn around, you're so fine

j“ the night is up

j“ the choice is yours

j“ breaking down a night that you never have

j“ tonight's the night

j“ you have got the moves now, but the night has just begun

- Henry, you scared the shit out of me.

Sorry about that.

How did you get in?

- I'm the da, your landlady recognized me from TV.

Voila.

What's the champagne for?

- It's just my way of saying thank you.

For?

Your work.

Your dedication.

- Henry, you're a nice guy and not a bad boss.

Thank you.

But I don't like mixing work with pleasure.

We're not at work right now.

Yeah?

Oh.

All right, I'll be right there.

What is it?

Looks like another one.

Another body? - Mm-hmm.

Damn, that's four this month.

I'll see you at the office.

Oh, da's here.

Should be able to wrap this case up

within a few minutes, right?

Who found him captain?

The bum here.

I'm not a bum, I'm homeless.

Did you get a statement?

- Well, I guess you could call it that.

- Okay suppose you tell me what you saw.

- Well I was just standing here taking a leak

and trying to relieve myself and I felt like someone

was watching me and I can't do it

when someone's watching me, you know what I mean?

- Did you actually see someone dump the body?

Well I turned around, I saw this

red fancy sports car just taking off.

Did you get the license number?

- Are you crazy, I can't see a thing without my glasses.

Well, did you get all that?

Hey ease up, will you?

She blocks it.

You got them?

Center court mister.

All right honey, you sexy devil,

I don't know how you do it.

- I told you magic and I are just like this.

You wish. - I know.

You ready?

Come on. - Okay.

All right.

Shoot left. - Shoot left.

- Dribbles right. — Dribbles right.

- What is he going... - It's good, it's good.

No, 0h luck, luck. - Skill.

I think I hear my computer calling me.

- You know I really hate to break this up,

but I've been down an alley looking at stiffs

while you standing around shooting trash can basketball.

- What can I say Lloyd, vice is nice.

Homicide is murder.

Got a flash for you, Mr. Vice.

One of your playmates is back on the street.

Who? - Who?

Well I'll give you a hint.

Who always makes bail before the ink is dry on the reports?

Gonzalez. - Gonzalez.

- Bingo, two of his bimbos came in here with a suitcase

full of cash made bail about a half hour ago.

- What a business, we put them in, they let them out.

Your shot, Lloyd.

Uh, by the book this time Dan.

- You really want to nail that dealer.

- He's too good a cop to be wasting his time

on a loser like Gonzalez.

- Tsk, tsk, tsk, you just ruined father's favorite piece.

- Darling, you were father's favorite piece.

I'm especially fond of lips.

Lips that like to explore.

- Hey baby, these lips have been places

that aren't even on the map.

Well my Nick name is sugar lips.

Sugar, is that really you?

I've been calling this party line for months

trying to track you down?

Who's this? - Lenny.

Lenny? - Yeah, Mr. Footlong,

the guy who can lick his own eyebrow.

I have a question for the woman

who navigates without a map.

That's me. - Well, say something.

Are you there explorer?

- This guy is always on here, I love his voice.

Uh, yeah, I'm here, baby.

You have the most charming way with words.

I was curious are you as adventurous as you claim?

- I could do things to you that would curl your toenails.

Explorer, I want to meet you.

Don't hold me in suspense any longer.

Shit, they're home only.

It's only nine o' clock.

- Oh, hi Mr. and Mrs. Simmons, this is my friend Alice.

She just dropped by to keep me company.

Hi Alice how are you? - Hi fine.

- Everything going all right Jennifer?

Fine.

Did Alison give you any trouble?

She went to bed on time?

Perfect little angel as always.

- Good, come on kids, we'll give you a ride home.

Uh uh, this is the first time I've called the party line.

Well that's not actually true,

I called once and just listened.

Mm-hmm.

Hello, did somebody else pick up?

No, we're alone?

So hi.

Uh huh.

I could get into that.

Mm-hmm, well it depends what type do you like?

Redheads.

Maybe.

Well what about later on tonight?

Hmm, yeah?

No, no I could get into that.

Well why don't we meet at your house?

Okay, well then do you know experience?

Mm-hmm, that's the place.

Yeah, I like it too.

Uh huh.