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- Are you kidding me? - It's my piano.

And this is my arm, cockface!

- Where are you taking it? - Perth.

- Why? - I don't have a choice.

- I'm going to Perth too. - What? No you're not.

Yeah. I am.

- What's the diagnosis? - It's a fractured radius.

- No, it was Highbank you dick! - No, it was South...

Dickbrain, it was Southbound Festival.

We were supporting The Prodigy...

Just tell the fuckin' story.

So we were all setup and announced and I'm just about to plug in,

and Toby's amp goes over like the twin towers,

and all this beer just goes in the cables, and Wildy's just, like...

I get the microphone and just start singing

and I get this electric shock

- In my fucking face. Toby reckons... - I saw a little lightning bolt!

And the first noise that comes out, on microphone in front of 8...

- Mother cunting Jesus shitfuck! - Mother cunting Jesus shitfuck.

So I thought we'd call our next album Motherfucking Jesus Shitfuck.

Guys, this is Suzie. This is the guys, this is my little brother...

Oh, Suzie! Primary school teacher Suzie. Holy shit!

- I think my brother's got a crush on you... - That's convenient!

- Do you want a beer? - Sure.

We have to go.

So stoked you're here.

OK, I am also thrilled you came.

You're very welcome. Drink, drink, drink...

You fucking fell asleep! Pull over!

No, I'm awake, I'm awake.

I'm fine...

ROO!!

- Who the fuck's...? - Pull... the fuck... over!

Jesus! Haven't you ever driven outside of the city?

It's like the one rule: you never swerve.

If you swerve for an animal roll your car, and then you're fucked.

You're better off just hitting it.

Then again when roos are about to be hit, they jump.

Then they end up coming through the windscreen,

- then they kick you to death in panic... - No, you are God-damn kidding me!

- What? - Right, we have to go to a doctor.

Why?

Because, if we don't, I might deliberately drive into an oncoming car,

- just to shut you up! - Oh, wonderful! Great! Yippee!

I always wanted to go on a holiday with a drug addict!

I'm not a drug addict, and this is not a holiday...

Wahey! What are you doing? You're not driving.

No, but...

Now! Change it.

Second, not reverse! Second!

Okay, that's fourth. Oh, my gosh!

Okay, third.

- You are so bad at this! - Just, shut up!

- Oh, we're back in fourth... - I know, I'm just...

You are freaking me out. Will you shut the... up.

I'll leave fourth to you. I know fourth's your favourite.

Proud of you!

Look at the road. Look at the friggin' road!

It's not funny.

No no no! We're having a sing-along.

It's not hip-hop, you'll love it.

Oh my God! We are stopping!

Oh shit.

- Why? - It's a pink lake!

- We are not stopping. - Third. Quick! Third, yes.

- Yes, we are. - Meg, we are not stopping.

- Hey hey hey hey, no. No! Meg... - This is amazing!

No! I'm not joking!

Hey! Can you... Come back you little sh...

- Give me the f'king keys. - No.

I've got a busted arm, you bully!

Give me the fu...

You're such a child.

Look at it!

It's pink for miles.

What do you reckon makes it like that?

It's flamingo shit, I reckon.

What, is it like a breast cancer thing?

You feel better?

Come on, you've seen it. Let's go.

Look! Wanna see the lake part.

Swim?

- Meg? We're going. - What? To get your Methadone?

- It's not methadone! - Or the pills for your hair!

You're going bald, y'know.

Or it's that, or you've got like a massive forehead.

- Maybe a bit of both... - Look, I am going home to to see my family

for the first time in years,

and the prospect was giving me panic attacks.

All right? So I went to a doctor and he gave me some pills,

and I lost my pills, largely thanks to you,

so, we're going to Port Augusta to get some more.

I'm a very grown adult man. I'm doing the rules...

Aha! Did you just give me the rude finger? What are you? Eight?

- I will leave without you! - It's my Ute!

Is Port Augusta pink? If it's not pink, we're not stopping.

That's the new rule.

Click!

Click!

Click!

So, tell me. What are your present symptoms?

Sleeplessness, anxiety...

Bitchiness, can't drive, he hate pink lakes... woah!

Okay... you see? Now he's lost his mind!

You know, I I have to tell you I...

I, really don't like these... these benzos,

Zanax, Valli You become dependant.

No, I... I'm only going to take them this week.

As soon as I get to Perth, I'm going to stop.

No you won't. I've been to Perth.

If you're driving lost distances, it's very bad.

- Yes, but I've been... - I think that maybe you should try this.

Mindfulness?

Mindfulness?!

When you are feeling stressed,

you take a sensory inventory of your environment.

Sensory...

What you see, and feel... what you hear.

Meg! Will you just sit down?

Just...

Sorry... Sensory... inventory.

May I have a look at your wrist, please?

- Wanna sign it? - How did you do it?

- Swimming. - Playing netball.

Do you mind if I have a moment alone with her?

Why?

It's just for a minute.

It's kind of like a swimming and netball combo,

so it's exactly like netball except in a pool, so, you know?

Hoops at both ends, but,

you don't wear skirts.

Obviously.

Did he hurt you?

No.

Is he your father?

Why do you... care?

I'm 16. I can hang out with whoever I like.

- Yeah... - What are you gonna do?

Are you gonna call Family and Children Services?

I'm just... asking if you are OK.

Is that a Milky Bar?

You want one?