Ghost dragon of cold mountain (Hon Saan Chim Lung / Han Shan Qian Long / 寒山潛龍 / 寒山潜龙)

I took your pulse.

You can't bear children anymore.

I don't care if you can't bear me a child.

That's what you say, not what you think.

I'll think of a way to help you remember.

No need, I'm happy now.

You're my wife. We're in this together.

I don't want anything but you!

Have some Get Drunk Wine. It'll make you feel better.

You won't feel heartbroken.

Drink it!

Tell me a joke!

You can't tell any jokes?

Are your parents dead? Tell me a joke!

Sap-kau, what now?

I can't deal with him!

Get lost! You call yourselves the Beauty Queens?

One has a big mouth, one is like a dead dog;

one has an oily face and one smells!

I'm losing my appetite.

Fong, Wah, Ching, you may go.

Hey, come back!

My wife wants me to go whoring.

Come back here and let me do that!

You should come back!

I'm drinking with you because your wife ran away.

I didn't ask you here to insult my girls!

You should talk!

You collaborated with her to find the surrogate mother,

to give me a woman to sleep with.

I am to take the son and drop the mother!

Talk is cheap. Doing it is another thing!

You'll never be unfaithful to your wife!

I just need to get drunk.

I can even handle 7 women at a time!

Sap-kau, he's such a pain!

Your wine isn't working!

He's not getting drunk at all!

Normally it takes 3 cups.

The way he's drinking...

Maybe he needs to drink on an empty stomach.

I'll need to look up the user manual!

Hurry up!

Oh! He's drunk...

It worked!

What is love? Look what it has done to him!

What about us? He won't leave us alone!

Only because he and his wife won't come to their senses.

Children will only make your life miserable.

Just look at my father.

If I knew who my parents were,

I'd definitely hit them on the head.

Write Tao Fa and ask her to come back.

It's too late to find a letter writer now.

You're literate!

Me? Of course!

That's right! That's right!

Write it! Right!

Write it! Right!

Tao Fa!

Honey!

Watch out!

Tao Fa!

Tao Fa has turned into a dog?

Ouch!

Was I beaten up or did I have a fall?

What happened to me?

What the hell...

It's you!

I thought you were inside.

You beasts! Look what you have done!

What?

You drank all my Get Drunk Wine!

What more do you want?

I already tugged you in.

You expect me to sleep with you?

Did you mess with me?

Are you crazy?

I'm totally straight!

Look!

You're ugly with what's left of your mustache.

I don't know what happened to your forehead.

Who would have done it?.

You were fine when we left.

Who had the nerve?

I know a thing or two...

What?

Tell us!

You were drunk when you came out of the chamber.

Tao Fa!

Are you alright, Commander Chu?

I'm looking for my wife!

Honey...

Are you alright, Commander Chu?

I'm fine! Honey...

That explains the bump on the head.

What about my mustache?

Your mustache? I don't know. You left.

Let's have a look...

I tripped and fell and walked outside,

and I went completely blank.

I don't remember anything.

Don't be so irritable, think about it...

That proves my Get Drunk Wine really works.

I'll drink less.

Then I'll quit!

Cover me, Uncle Kai, Auntie Kai.

Sap-kau! Brother Ngau!

Stop hiding, Cheung-sing!

I'm glad to see you.

Why are you so lovey-dovey all of a sudden?

We made up thanks to Cheung-sing.

I'm sorry about what happened to you last night.

You saw me? What happened?

Don't you know?

You settled our fight. You didn't know?

It's normal for a man to fool around.

Don't go!

Don't take it to heart!

I'm not letting go if you're going to a brothel.

Uncle Kai, Auntie Kai is a good wife.

You must cherish her. Don't make her cry.

You want her to pack up and leave?

Women are like clothes,

and I want a new one right now.

It takes a thousand years' merit before you can be husband and wife,

I'll divorce her if she won't stop nagging.

Divorce me? Why not?

Divorce me? Yes!

I'll kill you!

Hey...

Watch out!

Let go!

Let go!

Be careful with the dagger!

Let go!

People and clothes are the same, the older the better.

Old clothes are more comfortable.

Your wife is nicer when she grows old.

Don't pull a dagger so easily, Auntie Kai.

Sort out your problems at home.

Right! That's right!

We should go! We're leaving.

You were so drunk. How did you get back to the Peach Blossom Grove?

There's also a dog.

Birds of a feather flock together, maybe.

Commander Chu, was everything alright last night?

You know me? You saw me last night?

You're Commander Chu from the Phecda Bureau.

And you love your wife Tao Fa very much.

Hey, Doggie! Did your spouse run away too?

We must be suffering the same plight.

Here...have some wine!

Tao Fa, hurry home!

I love you so much.

I will not let another woman touch me!

Hurry home. I'd rather have no heir!

His wife must have run off! How sad!

What a pretty girl!

Please have a seat!

Sit down, Miss.

What would you like?

I have never seen such a pretty girl.

Let's go over there.

Hey lady! Drinking tea is no fun.

Let me buy you a drink.

Please conduct yourself properly.

Let's have some fun!

Honey...

Please don't go, lady!

How dare you take liberty with the lady!

Who are you?

Chu Cheung-sing of the Phecda Bureau.

So I saved the damsel in distress, right?

You were sober after drinking my Get Drunk Wine?

You must have beaten them up!

He did, at the beginning...

but he came up a bit short in the end.

Stop!

How dare you try to interfere! Fix him!

Take him home!

Yes, Miss!

You're drunk, Sir! Where do you live?

I'm Chu Cheung-sing!

Obviously Tao Fa lives in the Peach Blossom Grove.

My wife is an excellent cook.

Please don't go. Honey.

It's alright if you can't bear any children.

You have utterly humiliated the Bureau.

Then what happened?

Needless to ask, they sent you home in a sedan chair.

You wouldn't let go of the dog!

How did she look?

There were peach blossoms on her umbrella.

She's quite pretty!

What else?

That's all I know! I'll leave you alone!

A romantic encounter! What happened next?

I vaguely remember Tao Fa took care of me.

Tao Fa or someone else?