Don't. Get. Out! (Steig. Nicht. Aus!)

Please turn off your cell phone.

This is your captain speaking. We are experiencing turbulence.

Return to your seats and fasten your seatbelts until further notice.

You should have a drink, it helps.

- Pardon? - Hate to fly? Don't fly sober.

I wish I could, but I have an important business meeting.

God, that sounded kinda stuffy, didn't it?

What kind of business meeting?

I'm a project developer. For a large real estate company.

You're not an evil developer that tears down our forests

and replaces them with tacky mini-malls with Starbucks cafes?

Yeah, pretty much. Karl Brendt, Evil Developer.

Coco Meduza.

I've flown over a thousand times and still I'm shaking like a leaf.

Driving a car is more dangerous.

I think what frightens you is that you don't trust others.

- And you're scared of losing control. - It isn't that... you can't get out!

I prefer trains. You can pull the emergency brake.

But earlier today I had to be in Berlin.

You need to release your fears.

- Know what helps? - No, I haven't got a clue.

Passionate sex.

Heard of the Mile High Club?

- Damn it. - What?

I've thought about this since my brother gave me his Penthouse collection.

So?

Happy?

But I will always remember this moment for the rest of my life.

DON'T. GET. OUT!

I never travel with luggage, I only bring carry-ons!

But I was forced to check it in Munich. Now my carry-on is lost!

I understand. I can file a lost baggage report.

But I assure you 95% of the lost luggage is found within 48 hours.

That doesn't help at all!

Look, it's our anniversary. Fifteen years.

My wife thinks I'm on a train from Munich and I'm trying to surprise her.

- Please ma'am, if you could just... - I'm sorry, Mr. Brendt.

The plane's already been cleaned and loaded for the next flight.

Today is April 1st and we're in for some rough weather here in Berlin,

so be sure to drive carefully out there.

Wednesday morning we'll have plenty of sunshine over of Berlin-Brandenberg.

Later in the day, there will be a chance of rain with some thunderstorms.

- Are you nuts? It's not even six. - Sorry it's important.

- Is it the Schwabinger building? - No, it's okay. Is Ida awake?

- Doubt it. - Morning!

- You alright? - It's Simone's and my... anniversary.

Oh God, keep me out of this. I'll see you at work!

- And you need a gift? - Got lost on the plane.

- I'll me get dressed and get the key. - Thanks.

- Good morning! - Mom thought you'd be here later.

- That's a surprise. - Cool.

- I saw you on television! - Wasn't that on a little late?

I recorded it, look.

- Josefine, Marius! Did you eat? - Almost finished mom.

Hurry, I don't want to be late!

Marius, I'll watch it later, let me say hi to mom.

Of course, Mr. D'Angelo. I'll have an answer later today. Bye!

- Thought you were on the train. - You look gorgeous.

Yeah? Fuck!

That's great...

Can you get the kids ready? I have to leave in five minutes.

Okay.

Shit!

Hello?

Karl, our clients are nervous about the Schwabing project.

There's nothing to worry about.

- So there won't be a building freeze? - No.

- And the underground parking issue? - I'm on it.

If it's not under control, costs will go through the roof.

I need a strategy to appease investors. The press is already asking questions.

Shit.

My meeting's been cancelled. I can be in the office in half an hour.

You're the best, Karl.

Shit.

Our construction projects will always, fit into the existing cityscape.

Dad, look, there you are!

- Enjoying that? - What?

You two, grab your stuff and let's get going.

I got this. Go!

Hello?

Hey, my little brother!

Yeah, I'm fine. Thanks for remembering.

Listen, I'm on my way out so I'll call you back. See ya!

Since when do you sit in the back voluntarily?

You've got a lover, you've...

- Dad! - You two stop it.

But she hit me in the head!

I guess you're even now. Why's your ball in here?

It's for after school.

- It smells in here. - Because you need a shower.

Listen, I need to make a phone call.

I'd appreciate it if you didn't fight for two minutes, okay?

Let's go.

- Karl, wait! - Mom's angry.

- What's going on? - I'm taking the kids to school today.

I'll do it. So you don't have to rush to your appointment.

I begged you last week to help me today but you told me it was impossible.

Remember? Now you appear out of nowhere acting like the perfect father.

My plans changed. Now I can drop them off on my way to work.

Because now it's convenient for you. What about when my plans change?

Or the children's?

- Gimme a break. I was trying to help! - Yeah, you just ruined my morning.

No! Don't bother.

- Happy Anniversary, dear. - What?

I saw Berlin back in the nineties and it was great.

But because times are changing, places are changing and growing.

That's what makes them special and unique.

- Hello? - Feeling more rested?

- Yes, what's up? - Rocher called me.

At this hour? What did he want?

The press caught wind of the readmission notice.

If the Schwabing protesters find out, they're gonna use it to their advantage.

You must sit down with the architects and lawyers to work on the notice.

- I will, don't worry. - What can I do, Karl?

Meet me at the office? We might need to sign off on some documents.

I knew becoming your boss was going to be a hassle.

- Should've turned it down. - And leave this shit to you?

What's ringing, Dad?

- How soon can you get to the office? - I'll be late today.

Ida has a doctor's appointment and I promised I'd go with her.

Ask her to reschedule. Or I tell Rocher it was a mistake to promote you.

Alright, calm down. I'm on my way.

What is that?

Is this your mother's?

Yeah?

Weren't you curious as to why your car door wasn't locked?

- Who the hell is this? - You're an asshole, Karl.

I bet you have no idea how much of a scumbag you really are.

What is this? What do you want?

Exactly! That's what this is all about.

What I want. And the sooner you understand, the better.

If you think this is the first time I've been harassed by protesters...

Shut up and listen! I couldn't care less about your ugly houses.

You and your children are sitting on a bomb. It will explode if any of you...

Yeah, right.

Did you tell your boyfriend you were making out with a senior?

No, but I am telling him you still wet the bed.

Mom said you're not allowed to joke about that!

Who said I was joking?

Bed-wetting is very serious. It's no laughing matter.

That's why I'm going to text the whole school and ask for help.

I'm sure someone will be able to help you with your situation.

- You're lying! - No, I'm not.

Show me what you wrote then! Let me see!

- Give it! - No!

Give me the phone!

Fool, don't you hang up on me again. I've got a remote detonator.

If any of you leave your seat, boom! If you hang up, boom!

- All with the push of a button. - What do you want?

I've got my kids with me.

- If this is a joke I'll... - This is far from a joke.

I want money.

No!

- Stop, no! - You almost killed us, Dad!

- Stay right where you are! - Don't take your fight with Mom on us!

Listen, no matter what, do not get out of your seats. Please.

I didn't send that text, I was only teasing.

Are you ready to listen now? I want my money.

- How much? - 67 547 Euro in cash.

And 450 000 wired to the offshore account in your glove compartment.

That's ridiculous, I can't get that much money right away.

Dad, we'll be late.

We don't carry that much cash in the office.

I can't wire an amount this large without my associates signing off on it.

- What you're asking for is impossible. - Don't bullshit me, Karl.

I know there's plenty of money in your company's account

and you're capable of moving much larger sums.

- Not without my partners' approval. - Then get them. It's not the first time.

Let's talk money. Withdraw 67 547 Euro from your personal account.

- I don't have that much money... - You have 1 768 Euro in your account.

5 779 in your wife's and 60 000 in your savings account.

That's 67 547. Don't underestimate me again, Karl.

Hold on. This is between you and me, let's leave my kids out of it.

You and your children won't get out of there alive!

Unless you do exactly what I say.

Alright, I'll get you the cash. But there must be another way to...

Quit stalling and listen!

Start working on getting the money or I'll set off the detonator now!

- Dad, we're here? - You're passing up the entrance!

- I don't have access to that much! - Stop dad!

You really are an asshole, Karl. Of course you don't.

- Finally, I'm out of here. - You worthless piece of shit!

- You're locking us in? - I said don't get out of your seats.

Do what I say and stay where you are. Could listen to me for once?

- Why do we have to sit here? - Go on, tell them!

- Trust me on this one, please. - Yeah, right.

Sit down!

Listen. The man on the phone told me that under our car seats...

There is a bomb. And if we get up, it'll explode.

It's April Fool's, right?

Yeah, it's probably a bad psycho joke. But let's just play it safe anyway.

Just be patient.

It's a YouTube prank! I'm sure an evil clown will show up!

- Just do what I say! - Shouldn't we call the police then?

If you call the police, or one cop shows up anywhere near that car, boom!

Be reasonable. First I'd have to be in the office and then I'd have to...

Let's start with your 67 547 Euro.

- Most of it is in my wife's account... - Karl! Think.

- You can't leave that car anyway. - So how can I get the...

Prove to me you love your children. This shouldn't be too difficult.