Go, Single Lady (My Pig Lady) (真爱遇到他 / Zheng Ai Yu Dao Ta)

Episode 3

Why did you come back?

I promised your dad...

that I'll come back and work in his hospital after I graduate.

Your answer is actually quite disappointing.

I thought it was because of me.

I know that you're happy now, and that you don't need me.

I heard that fashion designing has been going well for you.

You're going to open a shop in Shanghai.

You're actually keeping an eye on my status?

I happened to come across a magazine article in our staff lounge one day.

Do you have a girlfriend now?

If you get a chance

you can bring your future girlfriend and pick something from my shop.

It's on me.

He Wei Cheng?

I can't believe this jerk.

Why did he suddenly come back from Australia?

Just like before, you're still a messy eater.

What's with the big smile?

You're finally here.

Yeah.

I have to go back and finish my reports.

Would you like to have dinner with us tonight?

No, I'm busy.

Maybe next time.

Thank goodness he said no.

I've already broken up with He Wei Cheng for five years.

Why are you still so hostile whenever you see him?

Your dad hasn't given up yet.

He's been wanting you two to get back together all this time.

Of course, I can't be too careless, right?

All right, let's not talk about him.

How's your auction going?

Have you told your dad yet?

I'm not planning on inviting my dad.

Are you sure?

This time

I'm going to rely on my own ability to win.

What's wrong?

Don't you have confidence in me?

Of course.

I'm just worried that people might have doubts about an unknown artist.

This is the most important chance in my life.

Please...

Judging from the situation now

the only item that we can donate to the auction

is Porky.

But are you sure Porky's new master will take good care of him?

Yes, he will.

It's okay, good boy.

Since it's a charity auction for the Animals Association

the people who'll attend should also be animal lovers.

That's right.

Look how cute Porky is.

Why would anyone want to hurt him?

- That's right. - I guess so.

For Man Ling and other animals' sake

I guess we can only sacrifice Porky.

Porky, don't blame me.

I'll let you eat more and find you a great owner.

Don't give him so much.

The more he eats, the more he poops.

The award-winning mini pig that you see now

was bred with the black hog gene that was preserved from thirty years ago.

After five years of reproduction

they've finally succeed this year, and its name is Porky.

Look at its perfect pattern and small body.

It'll definitely become a hot new pet in the market.

Let's take a look at why this piglet is so cute.

Morning, Mom.

Where's Dad?

He's still resting in bed.

Look at this.

Look how cute this piglet is.

Wouldn't it be great if we can keep one at home?

But I don't know where I can get one.

Pigs are food, not pets.

Just the thought of having that porky smell

and poop odor in our house makes me want to throw up.

Its saliva will also be everywhere.

What if we get the foot and mouth disease?

Just the thought of it

gives me goosebumps.

It's okay, my baby.

That's weird.

Since you've always hated animals

why are you raising funds for the Animals Association?

I've got no choice.

Sometimes, you have to do things you don't want to earn a good reputation.

That's strange, Mom.

The sight of live pigs makes me sick.

But the pork neck on my plate looks so mouthwatering.

Let's eat.

Eat more if you like it.

Thanks, Mom.

Hey, shut up, I need my sleep.

You don't sound sleepy.

What a bad temper.

Fanjiang Yu?

Hello, is it Fanjiang Yu?

Your first lesson starts in half an hour.

Don't be late.

I'll send you the address.

Half an hour? I...

Pay attention.

We must warm up before our Tai Chi exercise.

First, relax your body.

Then relax your neck.

One, two, three, four.

Back, two, three, four.

Come on, stretch your arms...

At shoulders width.

Then turn it around...

And move it round and round.

Just like a big watermelon.

Pull it in and push forward.

Grab it and yes...

then slap...

No, I mean it's like playing mahjong.

When you win, you'd slap the tile.

This is Tai Chi, not mahjong.

But they have the same movements.

- Come on. - Okay, let's go.

Mix the tiles from left to right.

Then from right to left.

Dad, enjoy, I'm going out.

It's your day off, where are you going?

I'm going to my lesson with Fanjiang Yu.

Fanjiang Yu?

- Then hurry! - Go on.

I'm going to be late.

Hurry...

You should watch where you're going.

Take down this door.

Let's have a bigger door.

But that's the wall.

- Come on. - Let's do it.

Push out...

- Then come back. - Which direction?

Doesn't matter, any direction is good.

You're ten minutes late.

Not good.

You only gave me thirty minutes.

I almost died from running.

Can I have a sip?

Only unimportant people need to be on time.

In the upper class, your schedule should be planned around your own time.

Time is money.

Did you think it was funny?

Here are the rules for your reference, read them.

From now on

take down every word that I say.

I'm only going to say it once.

Rules for a lady.

Firstly, never pound the table, run, or swear.

Secondly...

Secondly, wait for the gentleman to pull out your chair at the dinner table.

Thirdly

it's okay for you to adjust your watch thirty minutes late.

If you don't see the other person when you arrive late

you still shouldn't arrive earlier than him.

Also...

Hang on.

Then where am I suppose to go?

Who cares?

No matter what happens

a lady must not arrive earlier than a gentleman.

But that's weird.

You mean I should pretend nothing is wrong even though I'm late?

There's nothing weird about that.

Just remember to keep smiling

and say...

sorry, I couldn't find the right shoes to match my dress.

Who would believe such a ridiculous excuse?

Sorry, I couldn't find the right shoes to match.

That's okay, I just got here as well.

Thank you.

Drinking tea is like shaking hands with the upper class.

The first time you drink tea with someone is the first impression you give them.

I know exactly what to do.

A good tea will have a natural aroma.

Adding sugar will only ruin its aroma.

I like sweet drinks.

What if it's not sweet enough?

The upper class is all about originality.

From now on, you must learn to enjoy the original taste of food.

After the handshake

you should learn to hug the upper class.

Go on, try the fresh aroma of roasted coffee.

Do I have to drink this without sugar, too?

How is it?

It's even more bitter than Chinese medicine.

Remember.

The perfect time of an espresso is between eighteen and twenty-three seconds.

After this time, the coffee will turn sour and taste even worse.

Even worse?

Then I better finish it quickly.

You better drink it before it becomes sour.

No one told you to finish it.