Young & Hungry

Hey Josh.

We each got you something

to kick off the launch of your new app.

Appy-birthday!

Get it? App-y instead of happy?

I thought of it.

Do any of them happen to be a Xanax?

I'm just kidding. No, I'm not.

Good morning!

What's... what's going on?

What's happening?

"What's happening?"

The first new app Josh has released

in a year is going live in 30 minutes.

And to distract him from this crucial moment

that could make or break his career,

the people that love him

are giving him presents.

Oh, yeah. I mean I know that's happening.

I meant... you know, what's happening else?

Nothing. What did you get him?

I... I, um...

I got him a... oh no, no... oh no...

Ha ha, almost got me.

It's a surprise.

Guys, you didn't have to get me anything.

Good, because she obviously didn't.

Yes I did. In fact, my gift is so amazing,

and personal, and indescribable,

I'm going to stop describing it.

Open mine! Open mine!

It's a top of the line bike rack!

Elliot, you combined my two favorite things.

Bikes and racks. Up top!

Well, I have to admit, Elliot, I was afraid

that your gift would be better.

But it's not!

Boom.

What is... what is this?

It's a bobblehead.

Of you! I had it made.

Where...

Am I gonna put this bobblehead?

I love it.

Oh...

I'm so mad that my gift isn't here yet.

So you can open it... ah, oh!

Let me check on the tracking.

Yeah... oh no.

There's a stupid snowstorm in the... snowstormy areas.

Oh! Oh look.

It says it's going to be here by late afternoon-ish.

Um... unrelated, can I take an early lunch?

Okay. This gift has to be unique,

and personal, and less than

the $12 we found in the couch.

Ooh!

How about a fedora?

Nah, too Pharrell-y.

All right, so...

Ooh! How about a vest?

Too Elliot-y.

Okie-dokie... ooh!

A turtleneck.

Too mime-y.

Really? Was Steve Jobs a mime?

Maybe.

But wasn't he like a big huge computer guy?

Yes, and this was his signature shirt.

A black mock turtleneck.

You really think Josh is that much of a

nerd that he's gonna like a black mock turtleneck

just because Steve Jobs wore one?

- Eh, probably not... - No no no! It's perfect!

How much is it?

Ah, Fifteen dollars.

Dammit. We don't have enough.

Well, you don't need enough when you

got Li'l So So.

Ahem, eight bucks. Take it or leave it.

Leave it.

Come on, chica.

This crappy old shirt isn't worth $15.

There's gotta be something we can do.

Add $7.

That's this many.

Please, Lilly!

Frugal Lilly.

Miss Frugal Lilly.

Um. this is for my boss, and if I don't get him something, I could lose my job.

Okay? And my best friend isn't working right now,

so I'm the only one working in the family.

Tell you what sweetheart, three dollars off

if you join the mailing list.

Okay.

You're welcome.

Okay, the app's been live for an hour now.

How are the numbers?

I believe the way my chief financial officer

put it was, "Oh God! Oh God! Why?"

It's over, Elliot. It failed.

I can see you're upset.

Would you like me to...

Come on!

Oh, shut up.

You shut up.

I'm losing it.

Yeah. You are.

Losing your edge. Losing you talent.

You're not relevant anymore.

Enough.

- (Josh exhales) - (Bobblehead Josh) Loser!

Nope.

Not easy fitting something so big

through such a small hole.

That's what he said.

I come up with a zinger like that

and no one's around to hear it.

Huh?!

Huh, phew!

You would think rich people's trash would smell better.

I guess that's why they call 'em stinkin' rich.

Damn, I got to start writing this stuff down.

What the hell?

That's the bobblehead I got for Josh.

That ungrateful son of a...

Hm, good thing I didn't go with the puppy.

Guess what you got?

An app that's going nowhere?

Guess what else?

The gift arrived that no one believed I got you!

It's here! Open it, open it, open it, open it...

Black turtleneck.

It's the same kind that Steve Jobs wore.

I got it because you remind me of him.

How am I like Steve Jobs?

Steve Jobs was successful.

Uh...

Well you know, he wasn't always.

He had... he had ups and downs, right?

Of course he did.

Yeah. You know, he had success and he had failure.

I mean that's the same thing you just said,

but I see where you're going.

Wait a minute.

You got me this turtleneck to remind me that even though

Steve Jobs had some occasional disappointments,

he went on to take over the entire world of technology.

And maybe I will too.

Yeah. It's like you read my card.

So was I right about the gift?

Yes! And I gave it to him at the perfect time.

Right when his app was failing.

Oh no. His app is fail...

So you want to know the best part?

He loved it. It gave him hope. And isn't that what gift giving is all about?

Lilly! From Frugal Lilly's!

Great memory, you met me two hours ago.

I need the turtleneck back.

I'm sorry, Lilly, the shirt's not for sale.

Well, make it for sale.

Turns out it belonged to the actual Steve Jobs.

What? Seriously?

Yeah, the maid brought it in accidentally and the family wants it back.

Oh, really?

Well, then Li'l So So better get her galoshes

'cause that family's about to make it rain!

Lilly, listen, my boss is in love with it

and he's... he was in a really bad place.

So I'm sorry, but no amount of money

could make me take it away from him.

- How about $25,000? - We'll have it for you within the hour.

Okay, I'm gonna swap out the mock turtleneck

for this mock-mock turtleneck, all right?

You stay down here and make sure Josh doesn't come out of his office. Okay?

And make sure he doesn't come upstairs.

Girl, please.

You think Li'l So So was born yesterday?

The game don't run me, I run the...

- Hey, Sof! - Josh!

Turtleneck! Josh turtleneck!

Not just any turtleneck.

This is my lucky turtleneck.

Gabi got this for me and bam!

My app sales have skyrocketed.

- This shirt is a winner. - Ah-ha...

Josh!

You're wearing the turtleneck that I got you.

That's why it's not in your bedroom...

I would imagine.

This shirt has changed my life.

Hear that, Gabi?

Isn't that fantastic?

I'm never taking it off.

Never!

Never? I mean Josh, what about, ah...

what about when you go to sleep?

No.

Well, what about... what about on Halloween?

- I'll go as Steve Jobs. - Dammit.