Salamander Guru and The Shadows

=Episode 1=-

What are you doing, huh?

It took so long for you to show up!

We came as soon as we heard the alarm.

But excuse me, who are you?

I am the house owner, the Chief Inspector.

It's been 5 minutes. 5 minutes.

In 5 minutes, the thieves would have emptied my entire house.

Wouldn't they?

Luckily I'm at home. What if I wasn't around?

What would have happened then?

- I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.

This is too noisy. Please switch it off first.

Yes.

Chief!

Chief Inspector, I'm sorry.

The thieves got away.

Really...

But what's going on? My officer arrived before the security guards.

- Once again, sorry. - Sorry.

If this happens at a Chief Inspector's house,

How long will it take you if it's the house of a normal citizen?

You're really incompetent! Incompetent!

You should have come quicker.

It's okay, just go.

Yes.

That...how many people were there?

They were very fast, therefore...

Wow! Hyeong! Killer acting!

You could be Jackie Chan's brother.

Shut up!

Get to work quickly.

Wow! Isn't this a durian? This is expensive.

Wow! This is the first time I have seen an actual one.

It really looks the same as in the picture.

Are you really hungry? Why are you going through someone else's refrigerator?

My mother usually hides the money in the jangajji.

How can a rich family do the same thing that you do?

Now quickly search the house.

In the movies,

there are usually safes hidden behind these things.

Won Sam, come over here and take a look.

It's locked. There must be something inside.

Quickly.

- This? - Yes.

I should be strong enough to open this.

Well done.

Wow! This... Is this a real gun?

Police! Don't move or I'll shoot!

Stupid! That's dangerous!

I heard that Chief Inspectors are really rich.

I need to go to the bathroom.

Stupid brat. That's why I told you not to eat anything while we're on a job.

It needs to come out.

Useless person.

I should sew up your asshole.

Of course! That is right!

This can't be...

Won Sam! Won Sam! Run! Won Sam!

What is it?

So you are saying that a guy who looks like a weasel said that he's chief inspector,

And another guy who looks like a toad, said he's a police officer.

Yes.

We should have verified it.

But he sounded so serious. That's why.

Really.

What if the Chief Inspector comes back and he knew that his house got robbed?

Then we're all done.

Chief, I have good news and bad news.

First, tell me the good news.

The good news is no money was taken.

Eh? You mean nothing got stolen?

Well, this is the bad news.

Chief Inspector's police identity card and gun is missing.

What? The Chief inspector's police identity card and gun are missing?

What are you telling me now?

It's humiliating enough that the Police Chief's house was broken into.

If his gun also went missing,

and if the media finds out about it,

we're all dead meat.

Where is Bong Gyeong Ja?

Oh yes, I'll call her now.

Hello? Yes, I'm already on my way and will be arriving soon.

What a way to start the day. Really.

I'm there. I'm at the front.

Excrement. Not just normal excrement, but foul excrement.

What do you think this means?

Well, maybe they want the police to eat it?

Is it something like this?

Yes!

They broke into the Police Chief's home yet did not take away anything valuable.

The only things they took away were his police identity card and his gun.

They are trying to rub excrement on our Police faces. These burglars are declaring war against us.

No wonder you're the Division Chief.

Since the enemy adopted this style of attack,

we will employ forensic science in our investigation

By extracting DNA from that stool...

Excuse me!

Hey! Did you lose your brain?

Do you know whose stool was that? How dare you flush it down the toilet bowl.

We could have caught the criminals with that!

It's a crucial piece of evidence. We needed to extract the DNA from that stool.

Hey, how can you be a policewoman?

I'm sorry. I couldn't hold it in any longer.

What are you saying? You couldn't hold in your urine? Really.

The reputation of the Republic of South Korea,

is turning out to be so nice.

A burglar defecated. A policewoman urinated.

The two of you are out of my Major Crimes Squad!

Chief.

Why me too?

When a junior makes a mistake, as a senior, you have to be responsible for it too.

Hey, you heard it, right?

It's basic knowledge not to touch anything at the crime scene.

Moreover, look at this.

It's similar to the crime scene committed by Mapo Lupang*.

Mapo Lupang?

The baseball coach's house that was broken into last week?

Surely there's money in this house.

This time we must search carefully.

Don't worry.

I saw this fellow clearly the last time I was at the baseball field.

Take a look here. See. What is this?

This should be one of the bribes he accepted.

Stop drinking. Hurry up and start finding some valuable items.

Wow!

How about this?

This looks like a trophy that he received in one of his competitions.

Is this gold?

Hey!

This is not gold.

Hey, my stomach is not well. I think I'm too nervous.

Honey, I'm back.

Arghh! what is this poop?

During that time, it was the coach's wife.

The coach's wife was disgusted by the Mapo Lupang's crap.

She flushed it away so there was no evidence left.

This time it's you.

What should I do, Sunbae?

What do you mean by "what should i do?"

If he tells you to go, then go. You have to make a living.

What are you doing? Why are you both still here?

Quickly go!

Props to Mapo Lupang.

- Hey, look at this. - What is it? It's so cool!

You really have to see this.

Where is this place?

Stop playing. Do you always have to fidget?

Okay. It's so I won't feel hungry.

Today you're not eating anything so you won't go to the toilet.

I know.

When I was a pitcher,

at the start of a game, I would have a stomach ache.

I'm still the same, I have a problem.

This is the house I was talking about.

This place is popular among the ladies of Mapo.

It's a famous place for fortune telling.

Really? Maybe I should try it too?

I'll ask when I can make a lot of money so that I can bring my mom to Seoul.

Hyeong, you should try this too.

Ask when you will be able to see your son.

Really. If he is really good...

Keep quiet.

It was just as Guru said.

I imported this from Japan and sold it. Now I'm rich.

So, I've brought a few for Guru as gifts.

What can I do with this? Let me take a look.

Of course, there is still more.

This is rice cake.

Rice cake will make me very thirsty.

I am aware of this..

So, here is some money for beverages.

You don't have to do this every time.

Then, I'll see you again next time.

I get it. Here's a lucky charm for you.

Thank you.

Take care.

Go, go, go.

Now the priest is alone.

This color is so pretty.

Let's try a rice cake.

Wow! Looks delicious.

- Police! - Don't move!

Hey! Hey! What's wrong with the old guy?

Hello? Grandfather?

Rice cake! He's choking on the rice cake!

You bastard!

Just demand the money. What's with the gun?

Because of you, this robbery will become a murder.

Hyeong! Hyeong, what should we do?

What do you mean "what to do"? Search. Quickly, search.

Hello?

I have a 9 o'clock appointment with the fortune teller.

What should we do?

First, let's hide the old guy.

Over here, over here.

Okay. Wait a moment please... I am in the bathroom.

Oppa. They said these readings are accurate. They're nothing short of clairvoyant!

It's really accurate.

Really?