Chasing rainbows (Și caii sunt verzi pe pereți)

CHASING RAINBOWS

Morning. I got something for you.

What?

Put them up on the shelves and bring the invoice.

I ain't got the invoice...

No invoice... No entry.

No, no, it's for the office. For here.

No invoice required...

Without, it can't stay here

The boss said so... It's for you.

What do you mean, for me?

What are these?

I don'! know, man. The boss said so.

- I'll go put the pallets... - Wait, wait.

Wait, wait.

Put the pallets on R-3, and come back.

Hello... Hi, Ms. Mimi.

Yes, it's me.

Can I speak to the boss?

Yes, OK...

All done. And for this you have invoices.

This is more like it.

Did you solve it with these?

I called.

Come on, hurry up. You won't get a medal...

Write only the total amount.

Don't teach me I'm doing this for 20 years.

This is Administration, I'm in charge...

Just sign and then do whatever...

Are you in a hurry?

That's why they fired you in England. Allways in a hurry...

I came back home 'cause of the work permit.

My boss was happy with me...

I was like in heaven...

Hello, boss...

I got some boxes.

H...E... W... exactly.

Right, yes. Two.

No, I don't...

Starting when?

Why...

Hello?

Hello!

Hello!

Got it? Can we go?

Yes I paid, and he's bringing it...

What the fuck, man? You paid in advance?

We ain't getting shit now!

They wait for suckers like us to fuck them over...

Shut up. I know the guy. It's not the first time...

OK, but now it's my money.

I'll pay back half

...when I get the paycheck.

If he screws us, I'll give you the money.

Give me a break.

But from now on, you go buy.

I allways do the dirty work...

for you and "The Orphan".

- See that, sucker? - Good job.

Hello?

What do you want?

What do you want?

Don't come to the hospital!

No...

What?

No, you can't come here.

I'll come down. Did you hear me?

Marius, I'm going out for a second...

- Hello. Is he at home? - Yes, he is.

Yo! What are you doing?

You're not redy yet... still on mess?

- Did you get it? - Of course.

C'mon on let's go.

I have to to take a shower, you should've called...

Now you have to wait.

Go take a shower! Please!

OK, tell her I can'! see her.

Fuck man... that guy cutting onions!

Checking out people's houses?

Nothing to see, I allready checked, no chicks

- What's her name? - Florina.

Orphan! Let's take her along?

She's good for chick bait

Sure... so you can pick up girls and I'm stuck with her.

Screw that!

- Too late. I've invited her. - No shit!

Jeez, he's so stupid!

Man...

Best stuff from Holland man...

Man, are you guys nuts?

Mom is comming back soon

So what... did she ever smoke weed?

We can't do that, guys! I never smoke at home!

- Chill, man ...relax... - The window's closed!

- Smoke and pass. - Piss off! You smoked enough.

Fuck off! you've got enough...

Kalmu, wait a sec!

Move over!

Who's that naked chick? She's so hot!

Cut the crap. I checked, there's no hot girl there.

What a pair of boobs man...

Fuck me she's hot! Wow...

Give it up. Do I look stupid?

Man, what a piece of ass!

Move...

What are you doing?

Yeah.

I'm getting dressed...

No, I'm not taking the subway dressed like ma.

I can take a taxi, right?

No, someone is picking me up.

No, you don't know him.

Yeah, girl, he's well-endowed.

He's not a football player, honey.

But judging by his wristwatch...

I told him I am busy, but he insisted to show off his car.

Yeah, you know.

Wait.

Girl, he's calling me, I have to go. Bye.

Come in.

Want some soup? It's still warm.

Nah, I just ate. Shall we?

Sit down and eat.

Want a chili?

No, I'm not hungry.

If you insist I'll have a drink.

Shall we start, I have the stuff to cover...

First we eat and then we get drunk...

- You, drunk? - Yes, me... today.

Why?

They fired me.

Decide... the pot or the plate.

- They fired you? - Yes

Why? For what reason?

The... computer... I don't know computers.

What computer? What do you have to know?

The stocks Buzila... The bloddy stocks...

It can't be in the books, it must be in computers.

They'll save up on the pencils, man.

But you never missed a days work!

They don't care.

So what now?

...pulling her ears.

- No idea... - Good evening.

- Hi guys. - Three pieces man.

Hi, guys. Are you smokers?

Well... you're smoked-up already.

I'm green... I only smoke weed.

This is a promotional raffle... Ii you smoke...

...you can participate in the special raffle draw.

Sure... that's why we're here. "Special draws".

That's the girl we saw...

We're fed up with these lines.

All kinds of suckers try to pick us up.

So... Wanna talk to us, answer a few questions, get into the promotion.

And... you might win... one million Euros.

If not, lighters, T-shirts, cigarettes.

Cheap talk... we've had enough.

You can never have enough of what we have to offer.

...think so?

Look at you... scumbag

You cant buy a second beer and you dare to talk?

Fucking moron...

Chill... we might get fired if they hear us.

Chill... we might get fired if they hear us.

I don't give a fuck, I quit...

- This is the girl we saw... - Shut up, man.

Asshole...

Wail till tomorow to get your money.

He was rude!

Oh shit, he's comming.

Excuse my friends, they're a bit high.

Can I have your phone number?

I have a friend, a promoter living in "Militari"...

and I wonder if she is working tonight.

And I wonder if she is working tonight.

Is that the best you can do?

You can't get laid with these lines...

Can't even get a date...

- What's her name? - Where does she live?

...and you love her. Let's go

And if I wanna fill in that form?

You do it, I'm pissed off.

You do it, it's your last day... you'll get more money.

It was crazy. A huge crowd.

Everybody wanted to buy the last tickets.

Usually, people from the neighborhood.

We have our regular customers.

The winner didn't show up yet.

Hey boss, you are the best...

If you buy now you win a lot of money...

You will have only good luck...

No more debts...

The prize is in the bottle...

from Satu Mare won 1,200,000 Euros.

Superbingo Metropolis!

Sunday you can be the winner!

...another millionaire every day

the next day

What are you doing baby? Did you find a job?