Sacrilege

Shit.

Hey, is that you?

You decent?

Never.

Oh thank you.

You still up for Blake's place tonight, chick?

Ok if I use your shower, Jill, Stace?

Mi casa...

You joining us?

Give me one hour and I'll be good to go.

I'll give you two, I know what you're like.

Oh where is she?

So night...

Evening ladies...

- Hey, Jimmy. - Hello, Jimmy.

How are you?

Yea, I'm really good thanks. So are you guys here to see Blake?

We are.

Alright, she's just out the back.

Thank you!

I would love for you to do my makeup.

Something to try.

Hey!

- Hey! - Hey, gorgeous.

So... Trish was in here earlier.

What the hell does that cheating bitch want?

She just asked when I was seeing you again.

I said you would be here tonight.

I don't know what she wants and

if you want her gone, she's gone.

You can't seriously want to see her.

I don't know.

Look what Satan dragged in.

I'm just gonna hear what she has to say.

It's just a hug.

It's never just a hug.

Blake said you wanted to see me.

I wanted to see how you were holding up.

Tyler.

He got out earlier.

What?

I'm so sorry, I thought you knew.

Is this one of your wind-ups, Trish?

What? No.

It's been all over the news today.

The solicitor's letter.

What the hell is he doing here?

Whoa there chick.

Let's get this man a freebie on me, shall we?

Why don't you guys help Kay back to her seat?

I'm gonna need another martini for Trish.

What was that about?

Tyler's free.

The guy that got banged up for assaulting her?

He put her in a fucking coma, Jimmy.

You ok?

I'm fine, everyone needs to ask if I'm ok. Ok?

Just let's get away from this bullshit.

Who's up for getting the band back together?

What?

We haven't gotten bank account emptying, random

tattoo getting, memory losing silly in years.

It's about time we did, so who's with me?

Well aren't you working this weekend?

Well fuck work! I haven't had a sick day in five years.

It's about time I did.

I'm in.

Trish?

What you actually want me to come?

Well aside from you breaking my heart we all

used to have a pretty good time didn't we?

It would be like Brighton and Aelfricam.

I thought we weren't supposed to mention Aelfricam.

That was the one with the picture, wasn't it?

Kay, you sure you want to do this?

I miss us.

You wanna know if I'll be ok, I'll be ok

when we're getting silly again together.

Ladies.

Here's to the women in the stiletto shoes who

make all the money and drink all the booze.

Cheers.

Ahh, yes!

Yes!

- Yo bitches. - Yea!

- Hi, there. - Take that for you.

Thank you.

I can't still believe you've got Sunny D!

Only man in my life who hasn't let me down.

Ok!

Who's ready for a

weekend they'll never forget?

Yea!

Bollocks... hey open the glove box

and pass me the map book, will you?

The map book?

Well unless you've got a working satellite

we're about to kick it old school.

Blake?

For emergencies!

Pretty sure that's for like on board a boat emergency honey,

not you know stranded on the side of the M4 emergency.

Oh Blake, stop for him.

Are you feeling alright?

Strange dude thumbing in the middle of the

nowhere and you of all people wanna pick him up.

There's four of us and besides, remember when

those guys stopped for us on the way to Glasgow?

What's the worst that can happen?

Oh you're a life saver.

Hi, I'm Kayla...

This is Blake, that's Stacey and Trish.

Hi, Vinnie, nice to meet you all.

You guys heading to the festival, Mabon?

What?

I just assumed that's where you guys are going because

there's a whole lot of nothing in every other direction.

Well we're staying at the Mabon Lodge,

does that have something to do with it?

Yes, it's their festival. It's this

yearly pagan dancing thing where

they... give offerings of wheat

and wine to their pagan god, Mabon.

Sounds a bit weird to me.

It is a bit weird, they paint

themselves and dance around half naked

but... they have the best weed and

hoochie you've ever tried. Trust me.

Well they're my kind of party!

Mabon Lodge is a stone's throw away,

I can show you guys if you like.

We're not a bit of girly, I'm sure we can be able

to find it ourselves if we want to go, thanks.

Well thanks for the lift. Hopefully see you guys later.

Nice antlers.

There was supposed to be someone

waiting with a front door key for us?

How do we get through the gate?

Thanks.

Good chat.

He was a creepie.

I'm not getting any signal.

I've got yours Blake.

I've got some signal barely.

Please tell me there's wifi. I have to have wifi.

I don't care about wifi, cause look, there's a pool.

I'll be in in a minute.

Yep. Kitchen's in there so your bedroom's up stairs.

There's only three bedrooms. So...

two of us have to share.

Looks like that's the master as well.

Blake and I will share. She doesn't snore like you do.

Ok, that works.

Hey...

Look...

I don't know what your game is...

Kay doesn't need any of your shit this weekend.

I get it... you're her oldest friend

but... but I just wanna make her happy.

As friends.

And if after the weekend she doesn't

want anything more to do with me then...

then you'll never see me again.

Yea, we'll see.

Well hey babe, stop that it's supposed

to be a fun weekend, remember?

Tea or coffee?

You know I'm a coffee person.

Stace?

Tea for me.

Where's Blake?

Ooh, never mind.

What is she doing?

See her.

You guys are useless.

Come with me.

Come on!

This way.

What are we doing?

Wait for it.

Blake, I'm not sure we're supposed to be in here.

Maybe this was the stuff Vinnie was talking about.

Blake!

I don't think anyone's going to miss it. They

would lock the door if they were that concerned.

For once I'm in agreement with Trish.

Look, if anyone catches us we'll just pay for it. How is that?

Oh fine, ok.

Who took that photo of us naked?

Me.

I've actually still got the camera.

Group photo?

Yes!

Yes.

Why can't you take a picture on a phone like a normal

person? You know you got your phone right there.

Alright, 3, 2, 1.

Martha!

Oh it's cute!

Oh it's really nice.