The Big Bad Fox & Other Tales ( Le grand méchant renard et autres contes...)

Come on, hurry up!

We're late! Get on stage!

- Did someone see the baby? - Where do you put it?

- Behind! - I'll see if the audience is there.

Someone saw the baby!

The spectators are there, quickly!

- Someone saw the baby! - Did you look in the closet!

- Oh, yes, the wardrobe. - Where should I put the tree?

We said the tree behind.

- Hey, did you see the baby? - I think he was there.

- And you, did you see the pig? - He just passed.

Oh good.

We are not ready, the spectators wait.

You, do the intro for the urge someone to wait.

- What now? - Yes.

I'm not ready.

Well, hello dear public.

Welcome to our show, we are the troupe of the flowered val

and we are going to interpret three pieces.

The first is entitled a baby to deliver.

This is the story of a stork

We can't find the baby anymore must change title.

- What do you mean? - Because there are no more babies.

- What do you replace it with? - Good question.

Guys, I found, we replaced by a watermelon.

Good, very good.

Our first will be titled a watermelon to deliver.

This is the story of a stork who must deliver a baby watermelon

to his watermelon parents and who...

It's okay, we found the baby.

Where was he?

Behind the watermelon.

All right, ladies and gentlemen,

here, a baby to deliver!

We are not ready, we are not ready!

Excuse us, we are not quite ready

Take this!

- The scale! - I'm taking care of it!

It's good, we're ready!

Ladies and gentlemen, a baby to deliver!

- What are you doing? - Well, I... garden!

- I will help you! - No, no, that's nice.

- It'll be fine. - What are you doing?

- We garden. - I love it, I'll help you.

No, thank you, I don't need help.

I cut it!

You know, don't touch my beans, it's hard enough to grow.

- Okay. - Well, I cut weeds.

- That's it! - What about me?

Yeah, squash!

Stop, what are you doing?

Ben I cut the bad herbs, that's what you told me!

But, these are not bad herbs, they are carrots.

Stop! It's toxic!

What?

It is to eliminate the caterpillars.

But there isn't any caterpillar, come on, out!

There may be no caterpillars, but there are huge pests.

These are tomatoes!

So, I stopped your tomato invasion.

- It's not true! - Don't thank me, especially.

Well, what to do now!

Nothing, leave the camp!

Hula, we do that to help!

It's okay, go elsewhere!

Don't you want this tree to be cut?

I warn you, the first who touches my apple tree!

- Wow! - A baby!

I'm a dad.

But where does it come from?

I'm suffering!

What happened to you?

I was flying peacefully when all of a sudden...

this tree hit me.

Oh no, this is an apple tree.

The violence of shock broke my wings.

I can't fly anymore.

You can stay, the time that it repairs, it does not matter.

Not serious, but it's a disaster!

A tragedy!

If I don't deliver on time this little girl, she will be an orphan.

Unless someone devotes himself to do it for me.

What, but I'm only one pig, I don't know how to do that.

No worries, it's very easy.

- No, it's impossible. - Make an effort!

Enough, don't insist.

Would you dare to give up this child?

We can take care of it!

I'll take care of it, finally.

Certainly not, you are only a pig.

- You don't know how to do it. - But if!

- It's easy. - That's enough, don't insist!

Here, her name is Pauline.

Here is his bottle and his address.

Thank you and have a good trip!

Wait, you don't realize!

What is the problem?

But they are unable to take care of a baby.

These are public dangers.

Listen, it's not because you don't like children

that we must prevent others to take care of it.

But, look at them, they are...

Where are they?

- You're sure it'll work! - But yes!

There is the address to deliver.

Of course, if you throw hard enough, there will be no problem.

Here we go!

Stop, stop, you are crazy!

Put this rope.

A baby in a catapult, it's too dangerous.

Well, it was just for send her home.

Come on, come here!

Now, bring this baby back to the stork.

Oh, hey, that's okay, here we go.

You know, I thought, the catapult is not a good idea.

And if we went on foot!

- That's a good idea - Oh no,

You don't understand, we're not going anywhere,

We'll give this baby back to the stork.

- We can't handle it. - Of course if, on the road!

Because you know where Avignon is!

Of course, it's at...

We will ask.

I thought I understood that you go to Avignon.

We, we know well, we go every summer with the family.

It's not complicated, when you are at the crossroads,

the 4th on the right is 782.

Don't take it, go straight...

then take the 2nd left

turn right, immediately on the left, the roundabout

you take...

It's pollen.

I found someone to help us.

Here, Mr. Wolf!

Hello, gentlemen!

I have to eat before leaving.

Go ahead, no problem.

But, it's a wolf!

- Mr. Wolf is a wolf. - Don't stay here.

- He will eat us. - No, he's having a snack.

- It's ready soon. - Take your time.

Don't stay here!

Excuse him, he's in a hurry, we don't have to...

- leave immediately. - At table!

You were right!

The truck!

At first, he looked nice!

Good idea, the truck!

No, I think I forgot the bottle in the truck.

You scared me, I thought that you had forgotten the baby.

- I don't believe that. - Don't worry, we'll find her.

We found her!

Pauline!

We were so afraid of losing you.

Don't worry, we stop the nonsense.

Go, on the way!

We'll deliver it, this baby, hang on!

How to start this thing!

My truck!

Here we go, now, where are we going?

- We must turn there. - No, it's on the other side.

Do what I tell you, it's me watching.

It's you or me driving!

- Over there. - Not at all.

Give me the card.

- So there it is! - No, thank you, it's you driving.

The baby, where is Pauline?

- Not here. - Not here either.

But where is she, Pauline!

Water is your element, go get it.

- Slowly! - What, gently?

Yes, that is, in fact,

Uh, you'll laugh, but I don't know how to swim.

What, but float!

It's good, I found a way to...

go find Pauline safely.

Wait... uh, I'm going maybe come with you.

Right, left... very well!

Gently, that's right!

We arrive...

I hold you, it's good, we can go!

Who do you say thank you, Pauline!

Ouch, wow!

Uh, are you okay?

You are angry!

Come on, don't worry, we do a good team, three!

We will get there, look, we have a car to go faster.

Come and see, it's thundering, a little gas, a match and...

That's it, we give up!

What do you mean!

We stop the fees, we come back to the farm.

And Pauline, we have to get her back to her parents.

Her parents? We don't know not even where they are!

We left 5 hours ago and we are 200 metres from the farm!

Oh, you're exaggerating!

There are, at least, 300 metres!

Remember what the stork said, if we do nothing, she will be an orphan.

With us, she was almost devoured by a wolf,

kidnapped by a butcher

not to mention the catapult she nearly drowned in a lake.