Nurse Jackie

Previously on "Nurse Jackie"...

Jackie: Hi. Yes, this is Dr. Carrie Roman.

I'm calling in an OxyContin prescription for my patient to pick up.

Pharmacist: Miss Wood?

What the fuck? You brought a drug dealer to Dad's wedding?

Jackie, I want you to leave.

- The three of us just need some girl time. - You need help, Mom.

- You ruined my wedding. - I am talking to my daughter.

- Okay, well, I can call Kevin. - What the fuck are you talking about?

Why don't you save your questions for our lawyer?

'Cause that's who you're gonna be talking to from now on.

I'm almost 40. I don't have anything to show for it.

Carrie: I'm, like, two minutes pregnant.

Would you keep it under your hat?

Should I go back to school and get a master's degree?

Jackie?

I think it's a great idea, Zoey.

Here is your letter of recommendation.

( monitor beeps, flatlining )

What the fuck? What just happened?

Zoey: Jackie almost killed a patient today.

Gloria: You have anything else you want to tell me

that is relevant to Jackie's drug use here at All Saints?

- No. - This is about the fucking insulin?

You used a picture of a dying nun to make a fake ID.

You stole Carrie's DEA number. That's a federal offense.

This has got to be hard for you.

What's hard for me is that you've been using this whole time.

Gloria: You have a choice. Either a diversion program

or take the test, and if you test positive, you will lose your license.

Can you help me?

Jackie Peyton, could you come talk with us, please?

Jackie, don't do this!

Man on TV: Hurricane Penny caused mass destruction.

Floridians are just beginning to assess the damage.

Eddie: Boarding pass and some cash.

Flight leaves at 5:45.

- Don't be late. - I need a doctor, please! I need help!

Your belt. Give me your belt.

- ( sirens approaching ) - Help is coming.

- Zoey: Where did Jackie go? - Where she had to.

- Ma'am, are you in any way impaired? - No.

- Necklace. - My necklace, really?

I promise you I'm not gonna hang myself with it.

Necklace.

Thank you. Next.

Do you have any idea how long till my arraignment,

give or take? Do you know?

Ma'am, you may be here a few more hours.

You got to feed Taz for me.

Yeah, I know he bites, bitch, but I ain't letting him starve to death.

You know how much a purebred Rottweiler costs?

Fuck you looking at?

Nurse Barkow? I have one more question

about the disimpaction procedure.

Rosa, I am done for the day.

Hey, you wanna join me and Reuben for a margarita?

Or five?

Not even a little, but thanks.

Any word from our friend?

Nope, haven't heard from her all day.

Hello?

Robotic voice: Hello, do you accept a collect call

from Queens Central Booking from Jacqueline Peyton?

Yes.

Hey, Eddie, I never made it to Miami.

I got arrested on the way to the airport.

Jesus Christ. You okay...

Mom?

Well, I'm in jail and I feel like shit,

so, no, I am very not okay.

All right, all right, I'll come and get you.

No, do not come here. Don't even think about it.

Please. That would make things much worse for both of us.

Please just make sure we're covered, okay?

Okay, Mom, I'll take care of it.

- Is she okay? - Yeah, she's a tough lady, so...

Thanks.

So, you sure there's nothing else I can do?

Seriously, Eddie, don't come here.

I should be out in a few hours.

All right.

Hang in there.

Dinner, ladies.

I was supposed to be out of here this morning.

This is... it's been a whole other day.

Guard: Sadly, it's not a perfect system.

Please, listen. I am sick, okay?

- Please. - What kind of sick?

I am detoxing from opiates.

I am dehydrated. I am tachycardic.

I feel like shit. I've thrown up two times. Please.

- Tacha-what? - Listen, I am an ER nurse.

I know what's going on inside my body.

I know what's gonna happen. None of this is good. Please.

Hold on.

What the hell is this?

Kick kit. It helps the withdrawals.

Imodium and two fucking Handi Wipes?!

You look like shit.

I feel like shit.

Anything I can do?

No. You can talk.

- Talk about what? - I don't know, anything.

Talk about, I don't know, why are you in here?

Smoking weed on my stoop.

Oh, yeah, this ain't Colorado.

I'm just glad they didn't search my place or some shit

because smoking pot's about the least illegal thing I do, you hear me?

Yeah.

DWI.

And I've done worse.

Anyone know?

About the worse?

Yeah, there's a young woman

that works for me.

She's kind of like a protege, I guess.

Look at you, all "protege."

( woman's laughter echoing )

Yo, CO!

Welcome back. I'm Herman Wainess, your public defender.

We have five minutes.

Where are... Where am I?

Bellevue, since Saturday night.

- And today is...? - Monday.

I have been in jail for four days?

Jail two, here two.

Why am I on naltrexone?

You went through sedated detox.

I never asked for that.

You definitely did not, hence the sedated part.

But you're clean now. How are you feeling?

How the fuck do you think I'm feeling?

Uh, detox helps your case.

Maybe not so much. You've been charged with drug trafficking.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

I am a nurse. All Saints.

I was on my way to Miami to help with the hurricane relief effort.

That is why I had the meds.

Well, the good news is your arraignment's in the morning.

- And then you're out of here. - All right.

'Cause I have a life I got to get back to.

I got kids, a job.

If you still have one.

I had 400 bucks in here.

Look deeper.

You're selling my own drugs back to me?

Miss Peyton?

Helps the medicine go down.

Hi. I really need to talk to you.

Can you give me a minute?

I'm too busy.

And I need to not talk to you.

Uh...

I'm not leaving till you hear me out, okay? So...

I just wanted to thank you.

You're welcome. For what?

I'm clean today because of you.

Rehab is 28 days. It hasn't even been a week.

I can't afford a 28-day program.

I went through detox and I'm doing outpatient rehab.

If that's true, good for you.

And it's because of you, Zoey.

Because you had the courage to stand up...

I'm sorry, I can't believe anything that you say.

Thanks, I'll take a look at these.

You should really go.

Where did you go through detox?

Queens Recovery Center.

I've got a newcomers meeting at 3:30 this afternoon.

Oh, no, I would love to. I've got my kids.

Tomorrow, then. We have a 2:00 open.

Yeah, that sounds great. Why don't you put me down for that?

Name, please?

Jackie Peyton.

Okay.

- What happened? - Paramedic: Male, 23.

Face planted off a skateboard while holding onto the back of a FreshDirect truck.

- Jackass. - I wish, bro.

All right, on three. One, two...

Ah, ah, ah, ixnay on the iftinglay.

Hey, Zoey, little help?

A woman in your condition, hmm?

You can death-stare all you want. That's all I'm saying.

One, two, three.

Why can't you do this?

Wrists, back, ankle.

Woman on phone: Queens Recovery.

Uh, yes, hello. I'm Jackie Peyton.

Um, I'm calling to confirm an appointment.

Woman on phone: I'm sorry, what's your name again?

Um, do you not have me?

I'm... uh, Jac... Jacqueline Peyton.

Woman: Can you spell that for me?

Yeah, J-A-C,

uh, maybe Q?

- Last name's fine. - ( without accent ) P-E-Y-T-O-N.