Better Late Than Never

Africa.

Birthplace of civilization.

Home to exotic cultures and unparalleled beauty.

They're back.

Morocco, here we go.

Four living legends.

He's here to make Morocco great again.

Saddle up again

for an adventure they'll never forget.

- Oh! - Oh my god.

Whoo!

Starring TV superstar...

- Cultural icon... - I'm a Lithuanian warrior.

NFL hall of famer...

Former heavyweight champion...

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

- As the sidekick. - Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Tonight the adventure continues

in Morocco.

We're in the middle of nowhere.

We are somewhere.

- In the middle of nowhere. - Whoo!

Just when you thought

it was safe to go back on vacation.

- This is camel? - I'm gonna be sick.

- Oh, my God, you're second. - Lead the way.

Here we go.

The s'more.

Guys, it's happening, Bill's going.

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Well, time for Henry's wish.

Our final man picnic of the trip.

I have a confession to make.

I've never, really, ridden a motorcycle.

I don't like motorcycles.

The Fonz road the bike.

Different human being from Henry.

Well we should get on a Vespa, which is very simple.

Let's go out to the desert,

where Lawrence of Arabia rode his camel.

You gotta face your fear, Henry.

All right. Do I wanna put myself in this situation?

Apparently, yes, I'm going to.

Fire it up! Little bit, little bit.

There you go, there you go.

So here we are, it's almost over.

- I know. - We've each chosen

the one thing we're gonna do

before we get on that plane to go home.

- Mm-hmm. - I am proud of you!

I don't think this is a good idea.

- It's a great idea! - I am conquering my fear,

I am riding that scooter.

My anxiety level is orange,

the same color as my scooter, but I'm gonna do it.

- Yes! - Pick your feet up, Henry!

There you go!

Whoo! Go, go, go!

Now we're going to ride our scooters into the desert.

Yee haw!

Bill's last wish before we went home

was to go to the desert,

and I'm thinking, "Are we gonna survive this?"

Come on Henry, you can do it!

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What is this place?

- What is this, hotel tent? It's a "mo-tent."

This is where we're gonna stay tonight, guys.

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- This is a mistake. - We gotta stay here?

- That's the whole idea. - You wanna drive back?

Where does everyone swim, or hang out, or eat?

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We're in the middle of nowhere.

We are somewhere.

- In the middle of nowhere. - That's right.

- This is our room, huh? - Yeah.

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- Oh, there are only two beds. - I sleep with Henry.

Okay. I've already shared a bed with Jeff,

And Terry.

Why not George? If I sleep on the edge,

is there enough room for three over here?

C'mon Bill, Bill, I don't wanna come between you.

No, you would never come between us.

- Terry, where are you going? - Check this out.

- Ooh! - You got tees?

Look at the delicious stuff here. Terry, look!

Food, Terry!

- Nice, T.B.! - Whoo!

That'll be there for a million years.

I salute North Africa.

We have been a lot of places on this trip.

But the Sahara Desert is majestic.

- We're in North Africa, man. - C'mon!

We are sitting here having a cigar,

- in the Sahara Desert. - If you've gotta

take a dump, just go over the ridge.

Just don't take a dump by a big boulder

or a little bush or something.

You might get bit.

- By what? - Snake.

- What? - Boy.

This is... we're in the Sahara desert for the first time.

Look at the romance!

Well if that was green, I'd say, "Wow."

But that's just a pile of dirt out there.

That was green at one time.

Well, Bill, I wasn't here 5,000 years ago.

Well, I was.

That's where you're going, right?

That's where you're going, aren't you?

That's what he said.

Beat you to it.

Our great adventure is slowly coming to an end,

so I wanted this to be really special.

The Sahara Desert, exotic land,

always wanted to be here.

It's all strange, and not part

of our tradition, part of our culture.

You guys really will do anything

to get away from your wives.

- Look at us. - I actually...

There's not a person in sight!

I asked before I could come.

Did you ask?

I didn't ask, I begged.

True.

We're going to get on camels

and visit the Gnawa people. That's our adventure for...

- Gnawa? Gnawa? - The Gnawa.

People of the desert, the Gnawa tribe.

It's camel time!

God, this is bumpy.

What's your's name? Santa Claus?

- Angel Burst. - Oh, Angel Burst.

He's got a great voice.

We're coming to the indigenous people.

Look at it!

The Gnawa tribe, they have their culture

to which they're indebted to.

It's something to be admired.

- Look at this! - I like that hat.

Gotta love it!

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Uh oh!

It's the parking that's hard, huh?

- Lean back. - I'm trying!

I'm trying!

There's a technique to getting

- on and off a camel, you know. - Ah.

It's something you didn't share with me, Bill.

Come on. Get down there. That a girl.

Come on, get the hind end. The hind end down, there we go.

Camels have to sit down real slow, real steady,

and it looks real weird. Bill's the same way.

- Let me sit on this one. - You want this one,

or you want the tall one?

- And down, down, down, down. - He sits like a camel.

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I got a bit of an advantage. I speak the language.

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Bill starts speaking French.

Nobody wants to hear Bill speak French, except Bill.

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It's a toast.

A toast in Arab....

All the good things

that's gonna happen to me.

We sit down with this mysterious tribe

that I've never heard of,

and they pass around this booze,

and I just grab it and drink it.

Are you okay, Terry?

Ahh, it's good stuff!

I'm not sure what was in that drink.

I'm proud of George.

Not one time has he drifted off.

Well how can he drift off?

It's like being in one big alarm clock.

Everyone's banging drums and dancing around.

Never stopped him anywhere else we've been.

- Beautiful. I'm telling you. - It's so easy to think,

"Oh, we're so different from one another.

"Oh my goodness, their traditions

"are so different from ours.

They're not me, I'm not them."

And then you start making music together,

and there are no boundaries left.

What is incredible, with no language...

We just came together.

And we were connected right here.

In North Africa!