My Amazing Boyfriend (我的奇妙男友)

Starting bid is 500,000 yuan.

Minimum bid increase of 50,000 yuan.

Bidding starts now.

80,000 yuan.

One million.

One million, anybody else?

One million, going once...

One million, going twice...

1.5 million!

1.5 million, once...

Twice...

Three times...

Sold!

If I knew, I would have used your antique.

What did you use?

Don't ask.

If nobody bids when my item goes up

you have to bid, please?

You don't lack money.

This isn't a problem of money.

The problem is I'm afraid people will think I have poor taste.

Charity is the most important. Please.

I absolutely won't force you to eat cake from now on.

Please, help me out.

800,000...

One million.

Only if you promise me one thing.

1.5 million. Okay, 1.5 million.

Two million.

2.5 million.

Three million.

1.5 million.

One million.

Sold.

The next item was specifically prepared for tonight's charity auction

by actress Miss Tian Jing Zhi.

A... a luffa gourd?

Of course, there's more.

In addition to this luffa gourd

this early work of Miss Tian's greatly respected teacher

famous artist of Chinese painting, Mr. Yang Hao

is also up for auction.

The two items will be auctioned together.

Bidding starts at 9,999 yuan.

Bidding starts now.

Any bids?

The underdeveloped luffa gourd I painted

was actually bought by somebody else after you raised it up to 800,000 yuan!

That big spender is going to get punished when he gets home!

It's not your cucumber that was worth that price.

It's your teacher's early work that brought it up to 800,000 yuan.

It's a luffa gourd. Luffa gourd!

This double play you two acted out tonight was not bad.

Xiao Zhi, it certainly won't be a problem to make it on to tomorrow's headlines.

Everyone's here for charity.

But that gentleman liked it so much, so I just obliged him.

Haven't I done my best for the Nobel Prize for "Best Friend"?

Absolutely.

Yeah!

Excuse me.

Your acting has improved. I couldn't tell.

How was it?

What Nobel? Even an Oscar would be no problem.

- Of course. - Best Actress.

Xuan Xuan.

May I have a dance with your best friend?

Of course. Go ahead.

Thank you.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Are you okay?

- What are you doing? - I'm sorry.

It's all right. I'm going to go to the restroom to clean up.

- Are you okay? - I'm fine.

Where's Monster Xue?

Where's that damn Monster Xue?

Damn Monster Xue. I told him not to wander around.

Even a three year old would understand.

So embarrassing.

Women nowadays sure are terrifying.

What do I do?

What do I do?

Mister, is this your car?

No.

My child has a fever. What do I do?

And this car is blocking me. It's getting on my nerves.

Hurry. Come faster, will you?

Hurry.

Do you need help?

I spent a few years at Shaolin Temple. I guess it wasn't for naught.

Okay, got it. Thank you, thank you.

Not a problem.

Mr. Xue.

Where have you been? Miss Tian has been looking for you.

There was a car blocking the road. I went to lend a hand.

Where's Xiao Zhi?

A waiter accidentally spilled wine on her clothes.

I wanted a waitress to accompany her to get changed

but she said she had to find you.

Mr. Xue, you...

- Excuse me. - Mr. Xue!

This...

How come there's a fire?

Help!

Help!

Monster Xue, come save me quickly!

Help!

Monster Xue!

Come save me quickly!

Tian Jing Zhi! Tian Jing Zhi!

Is there a bonfire over there?

What bonfire? There's clearly a fire!

There's a fire over there!

Excuse me.

- What's going on? - There seems to be a fire over there.

Fire? Have you seen Mr. Hong?

He went in the direction of the parking lot.

- Parking lot? What for? - I don't know.

- Where's Miss Tian? - She went that way.

Xiao Zhi!

Mr. Hong! Mr. Hong!

I thought you got roasted.

You've been burnt and you inhaled smoke.

No, you will expose yourself.

Remember. I ran out by myself.

You found me at the door.

Okay, but after we get home--

I know.

I'll let you kiss me when we get home.

It's not a kiss.

Quickly! Over there!

So the warehouse door was locked from the outside?

You broke open the lock and that's how Miss Tian ran out?

Yes.

And I also noticed a strong smell of gasoline.

Hello, Calamary? What's the situation on your end?

Hello? The arson suspect is already dead.

Eyewitness Mr. Hong is injured. He will be going to the hospital.

Okay, don't worry. I'll head over immediately.

Mr. Hong, we will verify the information you just provided.

My colleague will take you to the hospital now.

Okay, thank you.

- Take him. - Okay.

Xiao Wang, over here.

You have so much free time you came to the hospital to paint your nails?

I have to pass the time anyway.

I've noticed your bad luck index has soared to a new high lately.

And it is staying up there.

Awesome!

Interesting.

Please, Miss Zhang.

You should at least pretend to be concerned about me.

If we get snapped by reporters, they'll say we're at odds again.

Don't worry, no reporter can catch me.

What are you laughing at?

Have any of your fans transferred over to my club?

Worry about yourself!

Stay away from Hong Shi Guang from now on.

If you infect him, nothing good will come from it.

All right.

Don't I come out fine every time?

That only proves God doesn't want you.

It can't prove that you're not unlucky.

You and Ms. Qiu both sure have sharp tongues.

No, the arson this time was aimed at Xiao Zhi.

Hong Shi Guang was unwittingly involved in the car crash from last time.

So this matter should still be aimed at me.

Come in!

- Miss Tian. - Mr. Hong.

How are you? Feeling any better?

I am fine, but how are you, Mr. Hong?

I'm all right. I just have a mild concussion. I'm fine.

But Miss Tian, you have gauze wrapped around your head.

Are you really fine?

You had the accident at my charity dinner.

If there are any problems, I will take full responsibility.

I'm really fine. I just had some smoke inhalation.

This was just Ling Qiao playing around.

Please stay away from Xiao Zhi from now on.

Dumb Calamary.

The car chase the bureau is investigating was sent over to us.

Here's the file.

Crystal.

Don't you think everything that's happened recently has been so weird?

Every incident involved Tian Jing Zhi.

Don't you find it illogical?

Xiao Yan said before

if there are a thousand people on a playground

and a pigeon flies over the playground and randomly poops

if Tian Jing Zhi is there

the poop would definitely fall on her head.

Do you think that's logical?

Illogical.

She is super pretty, her family is super rich.

Her best friend is also super beautiful and super rich.

Her boyfriend is also super handsome and super rich.

- Do you think that's logical? - Super illogical.

But isn't her family really normal?

You think they're normal.

That's because you don't know who her grandfather is.

Who is Xiao Zhi's grandfather?

It's best you don't know or else you will have doubts about life.