Marihuana

So, Karunesh invited his girlfriend over

I told him to use the lower bed frame of the bunk bed and I'll use the upper one

You enjoy your privacy

He agreed

But Mohanti made an MMS clip of them in the night

And forwarded the clip to me

He became upset in the morning and started yelling at me

It wasn't even my fault

Listen Rastogi!

Have you heard of Ronald Wayne?

Who?

Ronald Wayne, ever heard of him?

Was he Batman's father?

He was an entrepreneur

40 years ago he started a company with his 2 friends

Today that company is worth billions of dollars

But Nobody knows him

Do you know what is the name of that company?

What?

Apple

Everyone knows who Steve Jobs was

Many people might know about Steve Wozniak too

But no one ever remembers the name of the 3rd guy

And look I'm the 4th guy

Yogi said something?

Don't be antsy about what Yogi said, He is probably annoyed with his hairfall

What could he even say?

I'll whoop his sorry ass someday, He hasn't seen my livid side yet

But Jeetu?

I told him on the phone last week that its a bank holiday on the 1st of next month

Following with a weekend

So his salary would be 3,4 days overdue

He disconnected the phone halfway

How rude!

Do you know what Naveen said when I told him about this?

I'm busy Mandal I'll talk to you later

Go make some tea for me

Is this a way to talk to a CMO?

Not at all

Sometimes it feels like that I'm nothing, Rastogi

I mean

Naveen gives presentations

Jeetu does coding

Yogi gets to meet with vendors

No one gives me any work to do

I think I'm a zero

Don't fret over these stupid little things

Look at me, I've been fighting for 14 years

Look at you, who is gonna bag seed funding in just 6 months

From none other than Plutus atlantic

You're only left with the partner meeting now

Then everyone will acknowledge your reputation in the market

I don't need any respect from the market, Rastogi

I just want my 3 friends to respect me

Then show them your dedication

Give your blood, sweat and tears to this startup

Go the extra mile and they'll start respecting you

How else am I going to show them dedication?

I am the one who works his ass off for Jeetu 5 days a week

I get exhausted by the evening but I still cook dinner for Yogi and Naveen

I go around all day with this pen drive clinging to me

If this isn't enough dedication then I don't know what is

What's with this pen drive?

All the company's secrets

Everything important to the company...

...is in this pen drive

This is what will make our company big

I update it after every meeting

I was in New York last year, got it from there for $5

But I'm sure that this same device will get us 5 Billion dollars one day

Why don't you drink this? huh?

Yeah Chill out!

No no no no

I will drink only beer...

I have a digestion problem with these inferior quality drinks

Drink up, there's nothing wrong with it

This is Rastogi's special

This is what we were selling in our 6th startup venture

Colombo Tsunami

The title is a little insensitive

Otherwise Tiger Global would've been onboard just like that

Just for you, I'll have one sip

Okay, two

Jeetu's wife is so hot man

Really?

And so cultured

I don't know where my mom finds these dumb bimbos and insists me to meet them

I once asked a girl, "What do you like about Avatar?"

She said, "Rajesh Khanna(*Actor in Avtaar) is so cute"

I mean what the fuck girls?

Sorry, I'll be back in 2 minutes, Nature's call

Come back in a jiffy

You have to pay the bill

Of course, I had a good time

Thank you!

No no, thank you

If they ask you about the salary, tell them to give you a minute to think

Tell the HR that you'll manage your own transportation

They'll be as pleased as punch

Guys, Uber is booked Cab will be here in Five

Hurry-up Naveen! We have to double check

If it weren't for my VP promotion, I wouldn't be fighting for you

I'm doing this because your product is promising

Stop yammering, I've been ready since last night

I even slept wearing the tie

Jeetu, come along now

Hold on a minute

Check in the closet drawer, there must be a white carry bag

Yes the one with Kalyani sari

You'll find your certificate, passport, checkbook and every document in it.

What is he up to?

Soumya is interviewing for a job today

He's been blabbering about his postmodern post-marriage love story for 2 hours

Hey Yogi!

Have you seen my pen drive?

Which one?

The same with...

Yogi has already taken 2 or 3 backups of the presentation

Oh hello!

Six backups

No its not here

Mandal, sit your ass down

Mandal, sit down there

What are you doing?

Naveen, what the hell is going on?

Naveen, come along What are you even doing here?

I could only sleep for 4 hours, At least let me wash my face

We're finally getting the funding today

My luck is shining and so should my face, No?

You guys are taking this meeting very lightly

I'm telling you since day 1...

...everyone in the firm is liking your idea but this has nothing to do with seed funding

All that matters is whether Bhardwaj likes it or not

We've just 30 minutes left, Come along now come on come on

You guys are so tardy...

...Turn it off

Alright I'm sitting down

No no get up

Just be punctual, Temples can wait

Jeetu!

Alright I'm hanging up

Hey listen, breakfast is in the fridge Eat properly, Okay?

Oh and have some sweet yoghurt, it'll bring you good luck

All the best

Wish her good luck for me

Naveen wishes you all the best

Wish her for me too

Just say it simultaneously and be done with it guys

No its nothing, Puneet wishes you all the best. I'll talk to you later

Sorry

Do you guys know that Ideally I shouldn't even be here

Why did I come here?

The most important...

With whom are you guys meeting?

Ankit Bhardwaj, senior partner Plutus Atlantic

Do you guys have any idea who is he?

He's known as Midas Bhardwaj in the VC circles

Is it Midas or Midaas?

Shut up you benighted fool

He has 17 multi million dollar companies in his portfolio and zero in his anti portfolio

What's anti portfolio?

What is investor's portfolio?

The companies he chose to fund and they became successful

Then what is its ANTI?

The companies he chose not to fund and yet they became successful

Exactly

Bhardwaj doesn't have any header of anti-portfolio in his profile

Now if he rejects your idea today...

...then mark my words no one will give a flying fuck to your idea in Bombay or Bangalore

Now you don't want to go to Delhi and I don't want to remain as an analyst forever

So let's focus on it together, Okay?

Those 30 minutes inside that room...

...can take your lives in two completely opposite direction

You have an impressive product and you did a lot of elbow grease on it

This is what it boils down to

And don't forget to lick his balls the minute you enter there

Alright guys, cab is here Let's leave

Naveen, button your shirt to the neck

Mandal- I couldn't find it

Puneet- Guys hurry up!

Jeetu- Let me put on my shoes

Jeetu- Mandal did you wear my socks again?

Mandal- No, I'm wearing my own

Jeetu, your demo is ready?

What about FB login?

Oh, not yet

I'll do it in the cab

Yeah okay

Should I wear a tie?

You can wear boxers in their let alone tie

Ankit, Naveen and team

Sir, I saw your TED Talk it was very thought provoking

Which one? California or Vancouver?

Both of them

Really? Vancouver is next month

Puneet, you want anything?

I'm sorry guys but...

No no its okay feel free

Missed the breakfast, now my wife is making me eat oats as a punishment

You guys are married?