Once Upon a Time in Deadwood

Lord, please!

Where's the sheriff?

Get inside.

Keep goin'.

Damn it!

Please, please let me in.

Morning, Ms. Patty.

Good day, Mr. Swearengen.

- I look forward to seein' you at services.

Let go of me.

- What the hell is wrong with you?

This girl's far too young.

- She was with this when we took her.

I figured maybe she could do some cleaning and such.

- No, she's too cute to be cleanin' and scrubbin'.

Daisy.

(Swearengen speaks foreign language)

Yes, I speak both.

(Swearengen speak foreign language)

For you, my dear,

you are going to make a top-notch hostess.

- I am not a whore and you have no right to bring us here!

- Watch your mouth in front of the child.

I didn't say whore, I said hostess.

Yeah, what's the difference?

- Well, hostess is what we say in polite company.

But you're right, it's all the same work.

Get her cleaned up, make yourself at home.

I'll have you know,

we come from one of the finest families in Dakota.

That's not true, sir.

- This abduction will not go unchallenged.

Someone will come for us!

Colonel?

Is that you?

I've been looking all over for you.

The people in town say you might be here, down by the lake.

My name is Ursula.

I have been reading about you in the periodicals.

It's a pleasure to meet you.

The famed war-hero turned gun-for-hire.

I'm not for hire today.

Oh, where are my manners?

Forgive me.

A peace offering, Colonel.

So you can consider my request.

It's quite good.

I assure you.

I'll do the talking, you'll do the eating.

Please.

Who?

Who what?

Who do you want me to kill?

- I'll be blunt, I'm in need of a military-trained killer.

I require you to use your talents

to terminate the men who abducted my beloved sister.

They also took one of my servant girls.

I need those two girls alive.

And the men who took them?

Dead.

Sorry, but no.

I'm told this is what you do.

- I have other business to attend to.

Can't that business wait?

No, finish the food.

I insist.

I can pay you for your services, Colonel.

Whatever price you say.

What I cannot do is accept the word no for an answer to this

ever-so-urgent request.

I only have a no for you.

- I'm pleading with you, Colonel.

- Thank you, the food was very good.

Was it?

Interesting.

Listen carefully, Colonel.

This food was poisoned.

Purposefully.

My captured sister has the antidote.

Save her and save yourself.

- What kind of game are you playing?

- This is no game, no boast and no exaggeration.

You've been poisoned.

The poison you ingested will kill you

in the three days' time.

My sister is only one day's ride from here.

We have plenty of time to save her,

and give you the antidote.

And if you don't believe me about the poison,

you should be feeling a little bit of a tummy ache,

right about now.

I know you can kill me, but if you do,

you will never find my sister, or her antidote.

If you shoot me, you'll be signing your own death warrant.

Your convulsions will end soon, don't fret.

You bore than well, Colonel.

You give into your anger now, you'll be dead in three days.

Give me the antidote, now.

I don't have it.

And even if I did, I wouldn't give it to you.

I'll die for my sister, Colonel. (chokes)

Believe me.

And if I kill you now?

- I'm ready, but then you need to be ready to die, too.

Are you? (chokes)

- If I'm not given the antidote in time for whatever reason,

you die.

Howdy, howdy.

Ya'll got anything to trade or sell?

- No, I'm afraid we need all of our provisions.

- My name's Morton and we pay fair money.

I see you got lots of goods and supplies there.

Are you goin' far?

Far enough.

I understand and accept

that you ain't got nothin' to sell,

but I do have one more question for you.

We are in a hurry.

- All due respect to you and your bodyguard there,

I was hopin' I could buy just a few minutes of your time

behind them trees over there.

I'm in desperate need of a woman's touch.

Excuse me?

How dare you.

I am not for sale.

Well, I don't wanna buy ya.

I just wanna rent ya for a spell.

And I pay top dollar.

Oh, my goodness.

Why'd you kill him?

His vest.

It had bullet holes.

- You can't just murder people on the possibility

of what they might be.

They were scavenger, or worse.

Did they come from the north?

Well, I'm glad you got 'em out of our way here because,

we need to go north.

They might have friends.

And I have you.

- Darlin', when I got to this town, it was nothin'.