Madatha Kaaja (మడత కాజా)

To discuss about crimes recorded in all Vizag police stations,

and to take steps to reduce it, this meeting has been called for,

Let's first see crime rates of different police stations.

Gajuvaka Police station, thefts-26, dacoities-4, murders-3, rapes-2.

Seethammadhara police station,

thefts-14, dacoities-2, murders-2, rapes-2.

One Town police station,

thefts-0, dacoities-0, murders-0, rapes-0.

There's a murder every minute, theft every one hour, and a rape every 2 hours,

if no crime is reported in a police station for a year,

I'm sure the Cl of that area would be working relentlessly day and night.

Who is the Cl?

Sir, Commissioner is talking about you only.

If there's an officer in every police station, there won't be any crime in the state,

TV channels will not have programs on Crimes and Murders.

Please don't praise me in haste sir.

Why? Don't you like praise?

No sir. I don't deserve these accolades, sir.

Why?

Though it's me who stopped the crimes from happening,

but there's another man who is responsible for this zero crime rate.

Who is he?.

My informer sir.

Informer?

He's a mightywarrior who can keep the universe under his thumb.

A macho man who can impound fire in his fist.

A Machiavelli who can make breeze turn to his side.

A great sage who can drink entire river Ganges.

I'm sure he would be on my job only sir.

Uncle, looks like a good haul, lot of fish.

Mercy of Gangamma. - Gangamma?

Your wife is Rangamma, right?

I said about mother Gangamma.

Is it about her?.

Tell me Rangi, I'll be there in 30 minutes.

You be ready.

Bloody English too!.

Your phone is good, uncle.

Nokia? - No, Dokia.

Dokia? - Yes.

Chinese phone, I bought it from Veerababu.

He has into smuggling business now,

he's smuggling Chinese items and selling it near shipyard.

I'm Veerababu here,

Blackberry phones too have come with Dokia, send a load of each one.

You mean blackberry?

Buddy, I want a good China phone.

The receiver must pay for my call too.

Are such phones there?.

It seems there are such phones in China,

if it's in China, it means it's with you, right?

Okay, I'm getting new stock in 30 minutes, if it's there, I'll give you, go now.

Bye buddy. Get it fast.

Sir, you come to fishing yard immediately.

Chinese goods are being dumped here,

if you come you can catch them red handed.

I'm coming immediately.

Buddy... - Am I your buddy?

You called me buddy and trying to make me scream in pain.

Boys! Finish him!.

Stop!.

There's a lion in me, there's a tiger next to my home,

I'll beat mythighs, I'll pinch your buttocks,

I'll not deliver such punch dialogues.

One who bears my punch power,

he'll not die before telling about my power to at least 10 people.

Come on!

Is it so powerful?. - I've pride!.

I've a sword! - No way!.

One mustn't use swords and axes in fights.

If not swords and axes, would anyone use roses or jasmine?

What are you watching boys? Finish him.

You too finish them!

You fools!

You people are really great!

Though you know he's a criminal, to do justice for the payment you get,

you all ready to fight,

but my friends who are first to share biryani and beers, damn idiots!

though they know I'm on the good side, they ran away,

children of Gangamma, you're great!

Do you think there won't be a fight if you praise us?.

I think you've decided to fight, then let's go for a warming up jog.

Catch me if you can!

Catch him boys!.

Sister! - Bloody go away!.

My fish!

You stop boys!. Hello buddy! What are you looking at?.

Do you think yourself to be Pavan Kalyan?

What did you say?

Power star Pavan Kalyan.

What did you say?

He said Pavan Kalyan. So what?

So what?

So what? I like him so much.

So what?

You need a stick on hand at right time to beat.

I'll beat without missing the time.

I didn't get you, please say it in Telugu, buddy!

Nothing buddy, you said I'm Pavan Kalyan, right?.

I liked the compliment very much.

Because nobody ever complimented like this in my life.

But, had you said this before some women's college instead of fishing harbour,

my image would've gone up!

Buddy! - Am I really like Pavan Kalyan?

Any doubt, buddy?

Take it Kalyan, the money for helping me to catch the Chinese goods.

And this cover too is for you only.

What's this sir?. A cheque?.

No, your luck. - Luck?

People struggle a lot to get this job but you got a police job easily.

Police job?

Commissioner liked your talent very much.

I gave you the appointment you must be a policeman than as common man.

Is it?

Why did you tear the cover?

What else did you expect?. Jump in joy for offering me a job.

Police department is like a snake pit.

Any smart man would like to offer milk from outside not from inside.

Don't brush it off so easily, there are many advantages in the department.

What advantages? My foot advantages!

If I join, and you send me to traffic department,

I must stand on the road in rain and shine like a statue,

when lovers go with girl friends and husbands go with their wives to shop,

watching them I've to give them signals,

even if they give signals, I can't do anything,

if I get posted in naxal area,

must live with the tension of dying in cross firing,

and if I get posted in factionists area,

don't know when I'll get blown up in some bomb blast,

and if I get posted in cricket stadium,

if spectators watch cricket, we've to turn back and watch them.

if batsman hits six, we may get hit,

if he gets out on duck, the bottles thrown at them may hits us,

Iet any house get burgled, we'll get the stick,

if our house gets burgled, the stick will get worse.

serving everyone from leaders to ordinary citizens,

and getting chided by everyone,

there's one and only department, that's our police department.

That's why I'm saying no to it. Got it?

You've explained clearly like Lord Krishna in Gita,

how can I not understand it?

I didn't know there were so many difficulties in my department till you told me.

After hearing you, I want to resign immediately but...

Tell me where can I make more money than here?

So, I'll be a police man and you be an informer only.

You enjoy life as you wish.

Thanks uncle. Come on boys.

He's here... Iook here... he's king of masses...

Once he decides, he'll outsmart anyone...

He's a mass hero and a smart ass...

He can outsmart anyone with his wit...

He's a master to good... he's a terror to the bad...

He's younger brother of James Bond...

His way is criss-cross...

He can smell anyone with hi-tech...

He's a superman who will take any risk...

He's takes on scamsters and fake Godmen...

You do things silently like a gentleman...

He breaks the links of bad people...

He destroys them and smiles happily...

He's so great to who can move mountains with a strand of hair...

If you fall into his trap, it's very danger...

He loves adventure though it's very risky...

Let it be anyone, he takes on them head on...

He's stubs the match fixing like a cigarette...

He can defuse the bombs with his bare hands...

One king size cigarette please.

Hello master.

Master?. Did I teach you in school?

No boss. - Boss?.

As if I'm Dawood lbrahim and you're Chota Shakeel.

No brother...

Did I start any political party to become your brother?.

Look, I'm confused already, please don't confuse me more.

Why are you confused?

For hearing the words of celebrity.

What did they tell you?. - What did they tell me?.

Look there!

Actor Nagarjuna told us to buy jewellary from Kalyan jewellers,

I did buy. - Good, right?

What good I say?

Look here!

Actor Venkatesh told us to pledge jewels in Manappuram gold.

I pledged the jewels.

If I hear Nagarjuna and not Venkatesh, it won't be good, right?.

More over they're brothers-in-law!

Won't theyfeel? - Theywill.

They're confusing me one says to buy and another says to pledge.

That's heating up my brain.

Then do as Mahesh Babu says. - What did Mahesh Babu say?.

Look here!

Cool... cool...

Give me a sachet.

Now I'll take on you.

Give me fast, cool... cool...

Escape!

If the girl hadn't come here, you'd be dead.

Buddy, you got saved because of a girl.

You're right.

I got saved because of her, so hereafter I'll live for her only.