Neon Maniacs

When the world is ruled by violence,

and the soul of mankind fades,

the children's path shall be darkened,

by the shadows, of the Neon Maniacs.

Happy birthday, dear Natalie!

Happy birthday, to you!

Punk assholes!

Okay Wally, fork over five bucks.

Five bucks? We're talkin' beer, not champagne.

Come here boy, come here!

Oh, my God.

Hi, Natalie.

Hello, Lisa.

What's up, everybody.

Has anybody seen my dog?

Very funny, Steven?

Would you please, get him out of here, please.

I'm sorry. He just a-- He gets a little excited. Come on boy.

Yeah, I can see...

- What's his or her name? - Dog.

You named your dog, dog?

See, I-I thought about Cat, but--

Hey, baloney man. Father gave you the night off, or what?

Actually Ray, he sent me out looking for you.

He needs a bouncer in the fruit department.

That's pretty quick... pasta breath.

Say goodnight to Steven, girls.

- Ha ha. Right. - Woo!

You sure have great taste, Elvis.

Paula, it's way past bedtime.

Okay Ma, I was just testing the makeup for tomorrow's shoot.

Help, gimme back my hand! Ah!

Bad doggy.

- Hut! Hut! Hut! - Go out!

Come on, throw the ball!

What are you doin'?

Keep it up, fella.

Come on Sue, let's play.

On... the jungle gym?

- On the... jungle gym?! - Uh-huh.

On a bench?

- Under a tree? - Under a tree.

On a swing--

Sue's crazy. She's not on the pill or anything.

Are you?

What do you think? I'm not stupid.

What did you and... Todd do?

We broke up.

You want a beer?

Just a sec.

God--

- Stringbean! - Let 'em go, Wally.

Will you excuse me?

I suppose.

Don't be long.

You haven't... done it yet, have you?

- So is it a crime or something? - No... but how can you stand it?

Sex isn't everything, Lisa.

Steven and Al would probably help you out.

Oh, give me a break, okay Lisa.

Okay.

But I bet you're the last virgin in San Fran.

What the fuck?

Damn.

She doesn't wanna play with us, she wants to fool around.

Did you hear that sick sound?

Yeah it was creepy.

Probably your mom, hollering out her anti-sex warning.

She just thinks you have sex on the brain.

She's right.

Here's the Big G, here with ya,

how ya doin' out there tonight?

Surrounded by friends, I hope.

But let me warn ya, there's intermittent showers forecast

for the bay area, tonight and tomorrow.

So stay warm and safe.

- - Ahh!

What the fuck are you guys dressed for?

You guys lookin' for a game?

Think fast pal.

You guys wanna play rough?

It can go both ways bozos.

Lisa, over here!

Help!

Ray!

Oh, God.

[Crickets chirping, frogs croaking in the distance]

You got a problem here, miss?

I can hear shouting...

screaming...

and then the screaming stopped and...

and then one of 'em, the one with the axe, he was...

he was trying to get into the van.

They were all around, the van.

All of them, I-I...

I thought they had gotten in but--

Go on.

That's all I can remember.

Do you believe that?

Just a prank, Wylie.

Just a bunch of jerk-off kids.

Probably drunk or on something.

Maybe.

It's pretty elaborate for a prank.

Well whatever it is, we better have a name for it by tomorrow.

They'll be hell to pay, if a dozen kids turn up missin' overnight.

Well we sure can't tell anyone her story.

What do you think, Lieutenant Devon?

Let's see what the sunrise brings.

Natalie, I came as soon as I could.

Thanks Lorraine.

Hi darling, Hal and I are having a wonderful time.

We left Paris last night, and you can now reach us at the Rome, Carlton.

We'll see you in a few weeks.

Oh and don't forget your dentist appointment next week.

Hugs and kisses sweetheart, bye.

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