7500 (Flight 7500) (Flight 7500)

Corrected by kronik7

3071, Wincom,

runway 1 clear for takeoff.

All right, runway 1 clear. 610 heavy, go ahead...

610 go ahead...

Trans Atlantic 219...

- OK. - 7500, do you copy?

Death is part of life...

7500, say again.

you don't want to... waste one second of it...

7500, please respond.

FLIGHT 7500 You are not alone

Four hours earlier...

Hi, I'm so sorry I'm late. How we looking?

- All set. - Okay.

- Thank you. Do we have any specials? - No.

I think we got a light load.

Oh thank God because

I'm runing on three hours of sleep and I'm having massive hangover.

- How's your sister's wedding? How was it? - It was beautiful.

Yea but honestly, kinda freak me out a little bit.

I'm engaged for 18 months.

My sister meets this guy and I ? three months later

they're married. I mean on paper it's all wrong

but I don't know, they have this look in their eyes.

She marries for passion...and pancakes.

Yeah.

My mom gives it a year max.

She thinks that Nick is much safer but

really, he's cute.

Look, for all it's worth, thought he's a little crazy.

A little? He's cute.

but Suzy, I hope that wasn't the look on your face when Nick proposed.

- What do you mean? - Well....

No, I was just tired and the vodka was kicking in.

I'm just kidding. Heh, will you, uh...

- mind the floor? - Yes.

Suzy... welcome aboard.

Attention, passengers. Now boarding Vista-Pacific flight 7500

to Tokyo at Gate 3B.

Hey.

- Hi, welcome aboard. - You didn't need to upgrade this.

I don't know about this one but I would be perfectly comfortable

in cattle class.

How long have we talked about this trip? Ten years?

- I have the miles, let's do it in style. - Exactly, champagne all the way!

I don't think it'll fit but you can try it.

Oh God, I hope I'm not sitting next to that.

He's hungry, he's not homeless.

Honey, I agree with what you said but

I don't want to sit next to people eating Chinese,

Indian, kimchi,

fat people, babies, snorers, drippers, you know,

people with lice, gingivitis...

Wow, that's like ten rules.

I know honey, I just want our honeymoon to be perfect.

- Oh, here we are. - Okay, let me check.

- OK, see, it's perfect. - Yes.

- Welcome aboard. - Thank you.

Upper-class is right upstairs. Enjoy your flight.

Thank you.

Since you got the upgrade, first round of sake is on me.

- Deal. - And the second, and the third

and I'm treating you to that spa in ginza.

The one with the oxygen facials. Awesome.

This is gonna be the trip of a lifetime.

Excuse me. I'm sorry.

Welcome aboard the Vista-Pacific flight 7500.

We would like to remind you that your primary storage is located at the overhead vent above.

Additional storage is located underneath the seat in front of you.

Oops, sorry.

Konnichiwa.

- To Tokyo. - To Tokyo.

- Nice. - To Tokyo.

Excuse me captain, I've an urgent message from ground control.

Oh, always get me!

They said a very important check was overlooked.

- Oh, thanks for bringing that to my attention. - You're welcome.

Hi. Three whole days in Tokyo together.

- Just the two of us. - Yep.

Hmm...

Oh, it's corporate. Gotta check my schedule.

Okay.

All right.

Yes. look, I'm in pre-flight checks right now.

Yep.

We gotta get in there by six.

More champagne...

- We should tell them. - We can't.

I'm not gonna be able to pull off three weeks.

- What were we thinking? - Well, we were thinking it was too late to pull out

and ruin their once in a life time non-refundable trip.

Come on, it's three weeks.

Three weeks, when we come back, we tell everyone it's over.

Simple.

Oh, please god, no. Please god, no, no, no.

Oh boy! No, please God, no!

- No. - That could be a problem.

Welcome aboard Vista-Pacific flight 7500.

- Please find your seat as soon as possible. - Oh, thank God.

We'll be soon taking off.

- Oh, yeah. - You're happy?

- Yes. - Yeah.

Check out all these empty seats.

This is perfect. I can put all my trash bags there,

- I can put my purse here... - Excuse me.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is your Captain Pete Haining speaking.

I'll be assisted by co-pilot Tom Henderson.

We are looking forward to take you to Tokyo.

We'll finish boarding in a few minutes and then we'll be on our way.

- Honey... - What?

Maybe we swap seats?

- Yea, yes. - Love you.

Ok, uh...

It's okay.

Excuse me, hi, uh...

There are some empty single seats behind us here.

maybe when we're in the air, you could move

so that we could all have a bit of rooom.

- I like it here. - Okay.

Okay...okay...

- What? - Really? Okay...

LAX Plan. This is Vista Pacific 7500 Heavy.

Looking to pick up clearance for Tokyo.

Vista Pacific 7500, clear for Tokyo,

be at the Seal Beach 5 departures filed, climb...

and maintain 10,000 feet.

Look, I gotta go.

You can't get on a plane without saying "I love you". It's bad luck.

Sorry I freaked out.

Skype me when you land. You'll see everything will be okay.

Don't worry! We don't even know yet.

Come on, you gotta say it...

'I love you.'

Please take a few moments now to locate your nearest...

OK, I love you but I gotta go.

The jacket may also be manually inflated by pulling the air tubes at shoulder level

In the event of a change in cabin air pressure, an oxygen masks

will automatically drop from a compartment above your seat.

- To start the... - What do you mean the hair is not good?

And did I not tell you I want blue eyes?

Gouge the eyeballs out! Just tear them out.

OK, I gotta go. We're taking off.

Okay, we're taking off.

We wish you all an enjoyable flight.

Excuse me, sir.

You need to put that in the overhead compartment. Here, I'll get it.

No, just... I'll do it.

Okay.

It's okay. It will be safe up there.

So I'm backpacking to Asia.

- It's going to be awesome. I'm going to catch some waves in Bali... - Excuse me.

- All electronic devices must be turned off... - No problem.

- Off. - Flight attendant, prepare for takeoff.

Total urban myth by the way.

I guarantee if I leave this thing on, this plane is not going to crash.

So why did they say it then?

That's the man trying to keep us down, controlling our thoughts.

Da...

Da...

Yes, ma'am.

Vista Pacific 7500. You're clear for takeoff on runway 2-8-Right.

Engage thrust mode.

8 nauts.

She's a beautiful little girl.

She had blond hair and blue eyes.

She lived in a castle, see?

The captain has turned off the seat belt sign.

So feel free to move about the cabin.

However we do recommend when seated to keep

your seat belt securely fastened in case of any unexpected turbulence.

See?

Urban myth.

What if you killed us all?

But I didn't.

What's with the phone stash?

I can score a hundred bug each for one of these, you need one?

Oh no, I don't need a stolen cellphone, thank you.

Hey. Times are tough, sister.

Look around! There's a global financial crisis.

Boomers screwed the pooch, man. They ain't helping out Gen Y.

Gotta make a living somehow. Surfing ain't free.

Who says it isn't, it's water.

En cast, girlfriend, en cast.

So this is my dress. I actually designed it myself.

Oh honey, there is your dad. Rick's dad, he's great.

When he gets drunk, he gets a little touchy feely, doesn't he?

You know, nobody tells you about all the questions,

like should you put your hair up, should you put your hair down.

Oh, I didn't realize,

you're also married.

Look at our rings, did I show you my...

well, mine is a little bigger, but they're both so pretty.

Have you seen 16-I?

Oy yeah, he's eating his way through our pretzels supply.

- Hey Jackie, can you get two more bottles of champagne? - Okay.

What about row 11, miserable married couple.

They haven't said a word the entire flight.

They hate each other's gut.

Do you think she married for passion or do you think he was her safe choice?