Old Boy (Lao Nan Hai / 老男孩)

Don't focus on calling the police.

Can you pay some attention to my injuries?

It hurts everywhere, does it?

She hit me really hard.

Let's go to the hospital to get a CT, physiotherapy, and blood tests done.

- Yes, yes. - How's this?

Let's check the dashcam first to see where you were hit

so we can focus on that.

- I think-- - I don't have one.

Let's forget it. You two seem to be busy.

Why don't you just pay me as we agreed before?

We can't do that. We should check the dashcam first.

If there are any complications later, we'll feel bad about it.

I don't have time for that! Just consider me unlucky today.

Just give me 1,000 yuan and we'll be good.

- It'll be settled. - No, wait. 1,000 yuan?

What if you're one of those scammers who fake accidents?

Look, there's even a scrape here.

- Let's check the dashcam. - No, don't!

Actually... this is what happened.

My wife is sick and at the hospital across the street.

I was too anxious so I crossed the street without watching for cars.

Thank goodness you're not injured.

- Here's 200 yuan for your wife-- - Hold on, wait.

Do you know what hospital that is? It's a men's hospital.

He says his wife is hospitalized there. You believe that?

He...

- He ran off? - He's a scammer!

You're such a stupid airhead lacking any common sense.

How do I lack common sense?

I'm a teacher, a real straight shooter

unlike you, constantly thinking up ways to outwit others.

We're just fundamentally different.

You were stumbling over your words when talking to him

but when you see me, you just love to bully me and throw verbal barbs at me.

From the last time we met, I knew nothing good comes from seeing you.

Next time I see you, I'll walk the other way.

Go ahead! I didn't ask you to help.

You keep yakking on and on. Do you really think you're a hero?

- See you later! - See you never!

Before we never see each other, I have a few more things to say.

First, next time this happens to you, call the police immediately.

Don't let bad people get away with it.

Second, given your IQ, it's best if you install a dashcam.

Otherwise, even with your snarkiness

you won't be able to talk your way out of it.

You can't expect anything decent out of a filthy mouth.

You could've just helped

without also saying I'm snarky and lack common sense.

I couldn't even say sorry in that situation.

Hello?

Xiao Han, it's almost exam time. Send me your English review.

I need to cram.

Beg me.

I don't have internet right now. I'll get to it later.

I just got home and I don't know where that loser went off to.

I'm stuck outside.

Maybe he's sleeping. Try knocking again.

I already knocked so hard that my hand is about to fall off.

This is why you should get a copy of the key.

Wait a minute. Why are you home so late?

Don't ask. Ms. Lin followed me!

I had to switch buses so many times just to throw her off my tail.

I finally made it home now.

You took the bus? Hilarious.

In the past, you either had a private car or took a taxi.

You probably don't even know how to buy a bus ticket.

You were even in a spy chase?

When you didn't come to school

Ms. Lin came after me every day to ask about you.

I'm guessing she was about to report this to the police.

Right. I used to admire her for being loyal.

Now she meddles too much. I can't stand her.

Let me tell you, it's a classic case of not having her boyfriend around.

That's why she's putting all her focus on us.

All right, I can't talk anymore.

I have to get dinner. I'm starving.

Okay.

Don't forget to send me the Eng--

He hung up already.

Wait. Give me a minute.

You're buying glasses?

I just want to take a look.

Is it this one?

Excuse me.

Do you think you can find this style of glasses?

This is a really old style. It won't be easy to find.

Is that so?

Could you keep an eye out and notify me if you find it?

- Sure. - I'll leave my number.

Thanks.

- What are you doing? - You're still looking for the glasses?

Don't tell me you happened to run into that person again.

It really did happen. I saw him this afternoon.

Really?

I... was being scammed and he saved me.

He even saved you?

Hero rescuing the damsel in distress?

Of course not. He was so annoying.

Under normal circumstances, I should've thanked him for helping me out

but he went on to mock and lecture me so I ended up telling him off.

But you're soft at heart so you're now searching for his sunglasses.

I think you should get yourself a dashcam first though.

That's what the jerk suggested too.

- Let's go eat. - I really should get one.

Yummy.

You're not on a diet anymore?

Be careful of looking bloated tomorrow.

Of course I have to eat more. It's not every day I get to eat on your dime.

What is it?

Keep eating. I'll be back real soon.

Where are you going?

Lin Xiao Ou!

Wu Zheng.

How did you get in?

- The door was open? - Yes.

By the way, I heard what happened to you.

Your supervisor is too unreasonable.

Why didn't you tell me?

Were you afraid of getting me involved?

Give me a minute to calm down. You really surprised me.

Let's first get our relationship straight.

We weren't actually together.

Even if we were, we're now broken up. Why should I tell you anything?

Breaking up doesn't count if it's one-sided.

I've considered this seriously.

I still like you regardless of whether you like me or not.

By the way, what's this about your son? How come I never heard you mention him?

I also just learned about him.

My ex-wife, Xiao Wei, who is the kid's mother, passed away.

The kid only came to me because he really had nowhere else to go.

I can't just turn him away.

A son suddenly shows up out of the blue.

Your ex-wife is dead and there's no confirmation from a paternity test.

How can you be so sure?

The timing matches up.

And given Xiao Wei's personality...

it's highly likely she wouldn't tell me if she had our child.

How can that be possible?

If a woman is pregnant

how could she go through it all by herself?

See? This is the difference between you and Xiao Wei.

After leaving me, Xiao Wei went on to live a marvelous life.

On the other hand, you're still clinging on to me.

What's the difference? We're both flight attendants.

You can be so nice to her son

but so heartless to me.

Coming!

Who's this? Can't wait to be my stepmother?

Who are you?

You're the kid who came out of nowhere?

Watch what you're saying.

Open your eyes and take a look.

He is... my you-know-what. Xiao Wei is my mom.

Is it not clear which one of us came out of nowhere?

Hurry up and leave. You're not welcome in this house.

Watch what you're saying. Who do you think you are, kid?

Wu Zheng, you're not going to scold him?

Scold me? Listen, Auntie, I never take back what I say.

You'd best leave.

- Go, go. Don't say anymore. - You! My goodness!

- Don't fight. - Bye!

You're letting him talk to me like that? Look at how he--

Okay, okay. Don't fight.

You--

Way to go. Well done.

I was trying to get her to leave but she wasn't having it.

You're impressive. You got her to leave with just a few words.

Are you really that happy?

Isn't she your girlfriend?

How is she my girlfriend? Listen up.

If she comes again, do what you just did.

Give her hell and make her leave. Just like that.

Go away.

If I'd known, I wouldn't have chased her away

so she could smother you to death.

Darn brat.

Fine.

- Who is it? - Bed delivery!

What bed?

A bunk bed. Where do you think I'm supposed to sleep?

I thought you like sleeping on the sofa.

- Hi, your bed is here. - Thanks.

Please review this. Sign here if there are no problems.

Do you need us to install it for you?

Of course.

How much is the installation fee?

Installation is 300 yuan.

No, thanks.

- This is simple. I can do it myself. - All right.

- Thanks. - No problem. Have a good day.

- Xiao Han. - What?

Move the bed.

Can you do this?

I can fly planes. A bed is a piece of cake.

Simple.

Come on. Get to work. Let's build this thing.

Come on.

I'm starving. I want pizza. I'm calling for delivery.

Can't you do some work?