Chandramukhi (चंद्रमुखी)

I wanted to tell you...

the fuse has been lit.

Now we just have to wait for the fireworks.

You don't need fireworks to move a boulder.

You need a cannon.

Is that so?

Do you need something, Dada?

There they go, buttering up the MP.

If you put a bowl of salted cashew next to a bowl of peanuts,

then people will always reach for the cashew.

Just watch.

Watch how I turn this salted cashew into a dried up peanut.

Is that so?

I promise.

-Take care of yourselves. -Yes.

-Come. -Namaste.

Namaste, brother-in-law. Have a seat!

Namaste Mr. Sawant.

Namaste.

-But he... -Let him sit there.

Sorry Dada Saheb.

I arrived a bit late.

I spoke to the Prime Minister.

I called the Prime Minister as soon as I heard about Mr. Tripathi.

You will be appointed the next Industry Minister for our country.

Once we finish mourning him.

We can start celebrating your victory.

There is only one person

who can get in the way of this happening.

Who?

You, yourself.

The respected Industry Minister, Shri. Jamnalal Tripathi

and the great void created by his sudden death

is impossible to fill.

According to a tearful statement given by

Home Minister Harikant Das Singh.

In the meantime,

the Prime Minister called an emergency meeting in Delhi,

his ministers were summoned to an emergency meeting

to decide who the next Industry Minister will be.

After Industry Minister Jamnalal Tripathi's death

our neighbouring countries...

Krishna Ramay from Karnataka and

Patnaik from Orissa.

These were the two horses in the running.

I told the Prime Minister

that a Royal Elephant would be much better suited to this job.

But Dada Saheb.

Look at how our allies and our opposition in

the Maharashtra government both oppose you.

Like it is a part of their family traditions.

If a naked person starts accusing others

than nobody listens to their words.

Son, son-in-law and a nephew.

These are the three people who always inherit positions of power.

That's true Dada Saheb!

You have two son-in-laws Dada.

Please don't forget that.

My older son-in-law

is a lot friendlier with the Chief Minister than he is with me.

He even chose to sit next to Mr. Sawant this morning.

And keep this in mind.

He got a lot more than he deserved.

He is currently serving his second term as MLA.

It is time to give up that post.

Maybe you should tell my sister Mira that.

Forget it.

I can't discuss this.

Are you leaving Dada?

Won't you stay for dinner?

Take care of yourself, my child.

-Sule, please drop him. -No Sule, I will be fine.

-I will come with you. -No, thank you.

Dolly!

Careful.

Dolly?

Listen...

Dada said that

once the mourning period is over,

I will be declared minister.

But I had an idea.

How about we visit Haridwar until then?

You, me and Dada?

We can even invite Dushyant from his boarding school.

You were the one who suggested it earlier, remember?

-Okay. -Dolly?

Your husband will soon be the

Industry Minister for the whole nation.

I am aware of that.

Your face doesn't...

show how happy you are.

You expect a lot from me.

Don't you?

"Salutations to the one who is a friend to all"

"Salutations to the one who always shines bright"

"Salutations to the one who started it all"

"Salutations to He who brightly illuminates the earth"

"Salutations to He"

"Who illuminates the external and the internal world"

"Give me peace"

"Peace, peace, peace"

Dada Saheb!

It's true what people say.

Taking a dip in the Ganges

makes you feel pure.

It feels like you have been absolved of your sins.

THE NEXT INDUSTRY MINISTER OF INDIA IS TOO BUSY WITH HIS VICES

'Few months before...'

I am telling you once and for all Nana,

I am not interested in these things.

The thing is brother-in-law,

everyone needs some entertainment in their lives.

God damn it!

-Hey you. -Yes.

Get them out of the way.

Yes, sir.

What's this?

Hey mister, please move your sheep.

I have an MP and an MLA sitting in the car.

Did you write this poem?

-No. -I see.

I was wondering when you started rhyming.

Come on you moron, let's go.

Yes, sir.

No, but brother-in-law...

What does it say?

"Waiting at the entrance..." What was it?

It's nothing Nana.

Fine, let's forget about that.

-Hey, Batasha! -Yes sir.

Tell Daulat Rao that joke.

-Which one? -The one where the male

and the female monkey get together.

-Once upon a time a monkey... -Daulat Rao.

You need to listen to this guy deliver his joke.

-Once upon a... -We could have gone straight home

-after the ceremony. Why are we-- -Just wait.

Are you planning on returning

home to play Ringa Ringa Roses with my sister-in-law?

-Ringa Ringa Roses? -

Here is the thing.

Once my car is on the road to Mumbai,

it can only pass through the Sarang Phata route.

-Am I right, Batasha? -Yes, of course!

Without loosening your belt

you can't hope to be a formidable politician.

Who is this waste of space?

-Hey Batasha! Introduce yourself. -Yes.

Yes, sir.

My name is Batasha. You can find me with Nana saheb.

If my words offended you then please forgive me sir.

Stop your pointless buzzing you disgusting fly.

-You waste of space! -Nana, today is the Sankashti.

Yeah, so?

When did you start fasting on the Sankashti?

Not me Nana! Dolly! I promised her that I--

Brother-in-law.

Today you will see the moon

and you will forget all about fasting.

Am I right Batasha?

Waste of space!

It's time for Nana to arrive Shewanti.

Let's go.

Where?

Chandra!

Hey Chandra!

Come, hurry up and get ready.

There's some special guests outside.

But aunty,

I told you, didn't I?

I am fasting for the Sankashti today.

Yes, you told me my child.

But just because God is spitting on your hand

that doesn't make you a divine entity.

Come on, hurry up and get ready.

Yes!

Here we are at heaven's doorstep, come let's go!

Hey Sundre! Hey Parbe!

Let's go brother-in-law.

Go ahead Nana. I will stay here.

What?

Have you lost your mind?

I am trying to turn you into a prince.

But you insist on playing the pauper?

I can't see Anshi anywhere.

Anshi broke her leg.

She fell when she was in the bathroom.

Look at that! Until yesterday More from Pune

was falling for her, and today she fell in the bathroom!

How is it going, Shewanti madam?

Oh my! That is an expensive perfume you are wearing tonight.

Shut up you beggar!

No one will find out.

Come in.

There is no point in casting pearls before the swine.

Is that so?

Just because a tiger is visiting you are calling me a swine?

But hey Shewanti.

Mark my words.

The swine has a bigger organ than the tiger.