Zoey 102

Zoey, I've loved you since the moment I saw you.

You knocked me off my feet, remember?

I knew even then, and I think you did too,

that what we've got is something special,

something powerful,

something real.

When I look into your eyes, I see our whole lives.

The good days, the bad days,

the birthdays, the old age.

I... I want to do it all, Zoey!

As long as I can do it with you.

And sure, it won't be perfect,

but nothing in this world is perfect,

except for you.

I'm ready to build a life,

a family, a future, together,

but that all starts with one question.

Zoey...

Zoey...

Uh, what's your last name again?

Brooks.

Zoey Brooks, will you marry me?

What are you doing?

I'm asking for your hand.

We've been on two dates.

Two perfect dates that I would like to turn

into forever, so, will you make me the happiest...

No, no, definitely not, absolutely not.

Not in a million years, no!

Well, maybe if you said "yes" now,

and then we could talk about it later.

Byron, stand up.

Yeah. Hi.

You know this is weird, right?

Yeah, I know it's weird.

Just, I'm 30 and a half and I live with my mom,

and I'm the lead singer of a Maroon 5 cover band.

I don't really get a lot of second dates.

Thank you for your honesty, Byron.

I'm sure there's someone out there for you,

it just isn't me.

So I need to leave.

Yeah, that, uh, that makes sense.

You gonna be all right?

Oh yeah, I'm, uh, yeah, I'll be fine.

All right.

So I'll call you?

Please don't.

Okay.

- Congratulations! - Congratulations!

You're watching Fully Charged.

Welcome to sunny Malibou Lake, California,

where 12 sexy singles will spend the summer

searching for their perfect match,

with the grand prize of either true love

or a car.

This season, we've taken

a stupid old Pontiac Solstice Coupe

and we've converted it

into the electric vehicle of your dreams.

With a range of 300 miles and self-driving capabilities,

this is the fully charged LUV-6.

Now buckle up because this week,

Jordan B. And Jordyn J.

Go on their first date.

What's up?

I currently drive a 2009 Ford Fiesta,

no A/C, no rearview mirror,

so you know I'm gunnin' for that Pontiac.

But Jordyn J. Is lookin' super hot today,

so, yeah, I guess my head is starting to turn!

You're lookin' super hot today.

- You want some wine? - Yeah, thanks.

So look, why'd you pick me to go on a date?

Um...

Tell her to go. Go, go!

Well, um...

Oh, thank God.

Mysterious...

'Cause you're mysterious

and beautiful,

and you caught my eye the second you walked in.

I haven't felt a connection like this

with anyone else in the villa,

and I'm excited to see where this goes.

I'm also excited to see where this goes too.

- To us. - To us.

And cut!

- All right, that's a cut. - Moving on.

That was great, you guys! Really fun stuff.

Jordyn J., to confessionals.

Hey, how'd I do?

Oh, nailed it, just like we practiced.

America is going to love you.

I don't think I could do this without you.

How do you always know what to, like, say?

Oh, it's just a part of the job, Jordan B.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got a promotion to go get.

Get 'em, Zo!

So the question that I propose to you,

my brilliant production team, is this.

Has everybody seen what they're doing at Dog Cops?

Yeah, it's some freaky shit.

Freaky, new

shit, and that's what I want from you for our show.

I want freaky new ideas

or

you're fired.

- Make everyone get naked? - No!

What if we paired someone with an animal?

We did that last season!

What if we replaced all the girls with their moms?

That's an amazing idea because if there's one thing.

Middle America loves, it's old women.

No, doesn't test well.

What if Jordan B. Proposed?

What if Jordan B. Proposed?

Everyone shut up. Greg, you had an idea?

What if Jordan B.

Proposed to Jordyn J.?

A proposal... on the second date?

That is some freaky shiznit,

and it is so genius, it just could work.

How do you come up with this?

I don't know!

I know.

- 'Cause you're related to me. - Actually, that was my idea!

Okay, so the reason I called this meeting,

every year, for the finale,

I put together a team of our brightest and our best.

The team that will be live with me

on site for our finale is...

This is how you do TV.

- Taylor! - Yes!

Brian!

- Aiden. - Yes!

- Rafi! - Yeah!

And of course, Greg.

Gotta have Greg. Everybody else... be better.

See you on the ice. Meeting adjourned.

- Siri, start my treadmill. - Kelley, I need to talk to you.

Okay, I'm super busy, so make it quick please.

It's about your selections for live finale.

I think you're making a big mistake.

Pink or hot pink for the new girl?

- Nude. - She can't be naked.

No, no, it's a color. The color nude.

Do I have to do everyone's job around here?!

I would be such a valuable member of the team

because I've worked on the show longer than anyone.

- All the contestants trust me. - Mr. Kevyn, question from Legal.

Did we ever get permission to use Pontiac for the car?

We are the number one show on the network.

We don't ask Pontiac, we tell them.

In fact, tell Pontiac, if they don't like it,

they can kiss my tiny little nuts.

You done or you still need me?

I have better ideas than any of the guys!

The proposal was my idea!

Look, Debbie,

if you don't like your job, I can get you a new one.

Submission tape duty.

Wait, no, no, that is not...

Submission tape duty!

Woo! LOVE: Fully Charged!

Not today, please.

Please.

This is a closed set, I want to let you guys know.

I don't love that photo, to be honest. I'll sign this.

I do have to leave in about two seconds.

- But it's like the best picture! - All right.

Oh my God.

Need a ride?

Oh, come on, cheer up.

This is what happens when you still drive

your dad's PT Cruiser, from high school.

You're gonna need a new car, babe.

I'm fine. I like my car.

Isn't it crazy that I started as your intern,

and now like, we're... like, I'm like

like a little above... like it's crazy.

What's crazy is that Kelley lets you take home the show car

but I can't even get him to look at me.

That's because Kelley is obsessed with me.

It would be like gross

if it didn't come with some perks.

I just think about all the things

I dreamed about in high school,

and now I'm here, and it's like,

is this it, is this the dream?

It's really gross how often you talk about high school.

No, but seriously, just break the rules.

There are two types of people, right?

Sharks and minnows.

I'm obviously a shark,

and you're-you're a minnow.

I'm not a minnow.

Okay, then prove it.

If you want Kelley's attention, just do what I did.

What did you do?