Lady Bloodfight

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HONG KONG 5 years ago

Stop the fight!

I was about to win and you stopped the fight?

After an even fight all day long, the decision is a draw.

The prize will be shared by both parties.

I will not share anything. Not with her!

Since you refuse to share the prize, you may nominate and train a contestant.

Someone to fight on your behalf in the next tournament.

Fine.

- Very well. - So. It is decided.

SYDNEY 4 years ago

You think it's a sure thing, don't you, big boy?

Shut up, bitch. You're going down.

Never on the first date.

Yes! Woo!

Tranny bitch!

- Number 12. - Kumite? Are you kidding?

Yes!

RIO DE JANEIRO 2 years ago

Son of a bitch!

BANGKOK 1 year ago

MOSCOW 6 months ago

Svietta, you have a visitor. Some Chinese people.

PITTSBURGH Today

- That's okay. - Oh, thank you. Come.

Oh my. It's time to go, my love.

You gave her a nice break, sugar.

What do I get?

- Can I take your order, sir? - Oh slow down, sweetie.

I'm Donny. What's your name?

What would you like to eat?

What's your problem, honey? Huh?

- I don't have a problem. - What's your problem?

What's your problem, bitch?

You know what? Maybe...

you and I should go out to my truck, you can earn a little pocket m...?

Fuck! My fucking hand!

- Hey, hey, hey! Everybody calm down! - I want that bitch fired!

- Fuck! - Hey.

Donny? Come on. Shit. Donny.

Come on, get him up, get him up! Get him up!

Come on. Come on, buddy.

Get his cap.

Sorry, folks. Meals on the house. Come on, get him out of here!

Pack up your stuff, Jane. I don't want you back here.

Hey, bitch!

Oh, hang in there, hellcat. We ain't done with you yet.

We're going to make you a good little pussy.

Bitch!

Shit, look what you made me do.

You better keep on doing it, you low life piece of shit or I'm gonna fucking kill you!

- I'm gonna fucking kill the bitch! - Let's get out of here! Come on!

Get the hell off me, man!

Did you see what she did to my teeth! Did you see what she did to my teeth!

What the fuck?

Fuck.

Fuck!

ALL THAT IS NECESSARY FOR EVIL TO PROSPER IS THAT GOOD PEOPLE DO NOTHING ___ DAD

- I'm leaving, Mama. - Where're you going, honey?

Hong Kong.

Oh, no, no.

No, you can't do that. It's dangerous out there.

I'm a big girl, Mama. I can handle myself.

Look at you, Janey. Just like your Daddy.

Just make sure you don't end up like him.

I need to know.

Oh, and honey!

Don't forget to bring back a pack of cigarettes, yeah?

Sure, Mama.

The old lady at the bottom of the hill said that if I sweep the floor you will give me $50.

Here, take it.

But I've not even started sweeping yet.

Three months left, and you still haven't give me one good candidate.

Excuse me.

Do you know where I should get off to get to this hostel?

Later, when everyone get off you don't get off, okay?

Get off at the bus terminal. Then you turn left and then right.

"Master Wai invites you to a martial arts competition selection,

students under training, will enjoy free food and lodging."

- What's written here? - If you are selected you can learn Shaolin kung fu.

This teacher is very famous. Her school has a lot of old Chinese weapons here.

Go get her.

So.

- You're like the best they've got, huh? - You got that right.

- You want to spar? - Spar? With you?

No way. But I'll fight you.

No, no, keep the lollipop.

- I think your student could do with a little help. - You think? Really?

- Tell her, what did she do wrong? - I don't know...

She moved kind of slow, she made a lot of mistakes.

Ah.

So you counter her with a few of your own?

Real kung-fu don't strike and stop. It flows, around the opponent, through the opponent.

Pack your bags, Belle. You're done.

- Sifu, I know I can beat her. - And I know you cannot.

- Get out. - Sifu!

The rest of you can go too.

You, stay.

You are almost interesting.

You have power, speed and the instinct that can not be taught.

But this is meaningless unless you know when to hit and how to disguise your attack.

If you stay here with me,

I'm going to teach you these things and more. Much more.

- How long? - 3 months.

- Does it pay? - Not in cash.

Then it's not for me.

There are things with a value beyond money.

What the matter, lady? Where are you going?

I can show you. I can help you.

- I am looking for a youth hostel. - Sorry?

- Youth hostel. - Youth... Oh, youth hostel.

Yeah, it's not far in here. It's very cheap. it's very nice.

Follow me. Come on. It's inside.

Thank you.

- Oh, thank you. - Thank you for patronizing.

- Bye bye. - Thank you. Thank you, bye bye.

- Hey, cousin. - Hey.

This is my cousin. He's a good man. He will take you.

Hi.

Hey, what's the story.

Nothing. I saw her outside and persuaded her to come along.

This way.

- This is the youth hostel? - No, it's my land.

If you want to get out here in one piece, you better give me your bag.

You need more rest.

Go back to bed.

- I wanted to thank you. - And you've done so.

Those guys who attacked me, they took my bag.

Did it have anything very valuable in it?

All my money. Photos of my father. It's the only thing I really had left of him.

I see, you're still lucky though.

Things stolen can be replaced. The body not so easily repair.

So go back to bed.

You thought about my offer and this is what you decided to do. Interesting.

But not entirely unexpected.

You could have got a good price for the sword.

It's my father's. It's antique.

How did you know I'd come?

Because the offer I made you posed a far more dangerous risk

... than what you've chosen to do here tonight.

Risk of what? Failure?

I know who you are, Miss Ling Chow. You tried to steal from the wrong person.

Now, let's see if you still have my interest. Try not to die in the process.

If you survive, you won't be this wild cat loiters the streets.

Nor a girl or a woman, become a sharpen weapon with a purpose.

I want to transform you, because you will fight for me.

Fight for you?

You spend three months here with me as my closed door disciple.

No phone calls nor shopping trips. I'll train you in a tournament.

A tournament that can leave you very rich or very damage.

You will stay in here. Sleeping next to my father's sword, if you like.

You'll find a bed upstairs, and all you need for the next three months.

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- Where did you learn how to do that? - Learn what? Sweeping?

- How to act with satipatthana. - Sorry, I have no idea what that is.

Mindfulness.

When you swept the yard you were so focused on it.

By the way, my name is Shu.

Tea?

Thanks. I'm guessing coffee isn't on the menu?

It is not.

- Where am I? - This is a Wudang Temple.

- And you live here? - Yes.

- Alone? - Usually.

Can I ask about the guy in the altar in the picture?

Who is he?

The curious always finds complexity. Please, drink.

Okay.

Shu, this might sound kind of strange, but...

I saw the way you fought yesterday. It was incredible.

- I was hoping you can help me. - Yes.

- Well, I'm looking for a teacher to train me for the... - For what?

You probably won't even believe me. It's kind of embarrassing.

You'll be surprise the things I might believe in.

Okay

I came to Hong Kong to fight in a tournament called the Kumite.

And if I win, I can get my mom the life my father always wanted for us.

Why are you laughing at me? You don't think I can win?

You're right, Jane.

What's so funny about a white girl flying all the way over here to commit suicide?

- What do you mean? - That's just perfect, isn't it?

I asked for a dragon. And you sent me a... a Barbie.

This was a mistake. I'm going to go.

Jane, wait.

I admire your cause and your reason for competing.

Yes, you are brave and you fight with spirit, but you have a lot to learn.

Forgive me, it's just... You weren't what I was expecting.

I'm happy not to be what you're expecting.

Now, if you can give me directions to the embassy,

I'll leave you to sweep your leaves and drink your tea.

Will you make a bet with me?

What if I gave life back to this bird?

You're serious?

If I can do it, you stay three months training with me for the Kumite.

And if you can't?

Um. Um...

Right, how about an invitation to the Kumite anyway. No strings attached.

- So either way I win? - No. I win, you will survive.

You win, you definitely die.