The first 195 lines.
Come on Jack, you throw like a fucking girl.
This one's coming right at your vagina.
Okay, it was a little high.
All right, this ones coming right at your dick, sucker.
Oh come on, come on motherfucker.
I warned you, I warned you.
Not the face.
Oh shit.
Oh, how's your nose, Tony?
That looks like it hurt.
Let's go to Haps.
Let's go to the bar. Bar.
Where the fuck did you get this hat?
That's where I'm coming. Goddamn.
Bill, I'm not even kidding, though.
I saw this girl today.
She was like an angel.
Think about it. Jealous.
Think about it.
It goes against biology.
We evolved from chimpanzees and bonobos.
They just wiggle it around in a bunch of places.
Oh yeah, I bet you wiggle it around.
You been wiggling around in all places, don't you, Jack?
Why is he always trying to make me run?
Danny, this isn't track, you fucking loser.
Hey. Ah.
Hey, buddy. Oh.
Where you been, dude?
How's your buddy Larry doing?
Larry, how you doing, buddy?
You're doing awesome, all right.
I'll drive today. Come on, let's go get drunk.
Danny, Jack.
Two of the good stuff.
What are you gonna do, Jack?
Are you gonna stay at the welding shop?
Are you gonna move on?
Fuck, I don't know, man.
Those fucking guys.
But you're better than that place, Jackie.
You are better than that fucking place, man.
Yeah, but fucking bills gotta get paid, right?
I gotta pee, gotta pee, I'll be back.
Fine, don't cheers me, bitch.
I heard that.
Woah, Robby.
Where were you today, dude?
What are you doin', dude, this is the men's room.
That's the way.
That's the fucking way of the future, bro.
Yeah.
You don't need to say anything and I know you agree.
You know what I mean, it was like (GRUNTS).
Fuck you, dude, knock it off.
Get the fuck out of here.
Hey, that was me doing all that, by the way.
Oh yeah, you beat his ass, Jack?
I fucking cornered his nose.
Jack, it kinda freaks me out when you say shit like that.
Where's Nate, is he hanging out with that homo?
Dude, fucking Larry's the shit.
Larry smells like shit.
Oh, dude. What'll it be?
Am I right, am I right, Danny?
Hey, can I get two beers and a whisky?
Anything else, you let me know.
Thanks.
God, wow.
Really?
Fuck, all right, Bill, I need a shot
of whisky for my buddy, Jessie.
He's gonna go for it.
He's gonna lose. Yep.
Jessie! There he goes.
So Janice is coming. How was work?
I hope so, she's with Mike.
At least he's cute.
So what are you ladies doing
hanging out with Clark Kent here?
Look who's talking, Wolverine.
Ooh.
And you are?
Look, we're sort of in the middle of a conversation.
So?
So you might have better luck elsewhere tonight.
All right.
Jack, you gotta learn to take criticism.
Oh my god, man, jeez.
No go?
Oh fuck, really?
Oh dude, I've never seen that before.
Shut the fuck up, Jack, you didn't even try.
Aw, shit.
What?
I heard what you did to Tony.
Oh, I thought I broke his jaw.
You and your fucking club jumped him.
Get the fuck off me.
Brennan caused a fight.
Get the fuck out of here, Vince.
You got your fucking posse with you.
Vince, get the fuck out.
I'll be seeing you.
Nice, Vince, man.
Fucking missed it, dude.
Sorry, Bill.
Sorry, Bill.
You know what I'm talking about, Larry?
Watch your light source.
So tomorrow, we'll begin to cover modernism
and how it evolved from the realistic style
of a neoclassical era.
This is gonna be an exciting look
at the cultural movements that began to move artists
into a new frame of abstract thinking
and that's a wrap.
Have a good day.
Don't quit your day job, Danny.
Hey, Jessie.
Some day, I'm getting the hell out of this town, man.
You've seen the I-15 going south, right?
Oh yeah.
That's my road to freedom, man.
That's my road to freedom.
You've been saying that since
you got this shit job, Danny.
So this Professor Heller seems like she'll be okay.
I just hope she doesn't turn out like Hanley.
She's more than just a pretty scholar.
Her work has been shown in New York.
This is huge.
For a professional artist, she had a hell of a time
talking to a bunch of college kids.
She's used to art scholars in Chelsea.
She's just nervous. Who's nervous?
Oh, our new intermediate techniques
teacher, Professor Heller.
She's the one that replaced Hanley after the incident.
Oh yeah, wasn't he the hot one?
Ooh. Please.
Hey.
Hey, hey. Yeah?
Drop these?
Thanks.
You an artist?
I'm really late for class.
Thank you.
Guys, what do you think
about getting out of here, man?
Why, man, go where?
I don't know, see the fucking
world or something, you know?
What fucking money, man?
I don't know, some day we're gonna
have our own island, right Jack?
Yeah, yeah maybe I could own my own island
if my parents gave me some motivation.
At least you still have your parents.
At least your parents weren't fucking druggies.
By a bunch of orphans floppin' maniacs around.
That's true, your life is pretty fucked up,
but at least you weren't raised on the res.
Touche.
Yep, I'm fucked.
You're fucked?
I'm fucked.
I'm fucked, we're all fucked.
Oh yes, man, we are all fucking fucked!
Hey.
You were at the bar the other day.
What bar?
Haps.
I don't think so.
Listen, sorry if I've been rude.
I'm Parker. What?
I'm Parker.
Hey.
Okay.
See you around.
The government does not have your best interests in mind.
I know, dude. It's all a means
to an end for them.
Check it out. I agree.
The media, the internet,
it's all means of control.
I totally agree, dude. Dude, they don't
want you to think.
You to be an individual. It's fucked, man.
Oh my god, would you guys fucking stop
with the conspiracy shit?
It depresses me.
That's 'cause your life is depressing, Jack.
You know, the next time you knuckleheads
start going around screaming fuck America,
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