The Bold Type

Previously, on "The Bold Type"...

I don't write for the dot-com.

Welcome to the digital team, Jane.

We're gonna have a lot of fun.

People don't want perfection, they want honesty.

This is the real me. Heartbroken.

And I think it's about time we started being real

- with one another. - Look at how many people

you're inspiring.

You're also a carrier of the BRCA gene.

- That is a game-changer for you. - Why?

If kids are in your future, you need to start thinking

about it now.

Richard asked me to move in with him.

I don't want to lose this.

- Me. - What do you want to do?

I want to move in with Richard.

Turns out I am a hoarder.

- Who knew? - I did.

- Ha-ha. - Gonna miss your mess, though.

I know you will.

I think I'm all packed.

Officially out of here.

Oh. Thanks.

You know, um...

I could just ask them to move my bed back and forth.

Mm, you probably should.

But first they should take their shirts off.

- It's very hot in here, right? - Yeah, so hot.

You know...

As long as I live here,

it's your home, too.

I know.

I love you.

Stop.

- Why are you taking this? - Come on.

Yes, my sex life with Richard is fantastic,

but I am not leaving Mr. Hemsworth.

"Mr. Hemsworth"?

This is "Reliable Buddy."

Uh, excuse me, I think that I know

my vibrator when I see it. I got it at the...

Pink Pussycat on Bleeker.

- Mines missing. - Okay.

That doesn't mean that we swapped... vibrators.

You keep yours near your bed, right?

Yeah! Oh, except for when we had the dinner party,

so I moved it from my bedroom to the...

Bathroom.

Where I dumped my makeup bag...

After I got back

from Jersey Shore.

You know what, you take it.

Actually, I think it's yours.

- Nope, it isn't. - No, it is,

- because mine has a dent in it. - How did you dent it?

- Don't ask me questions. - It is a going-away present.

- You're welcome. - No thanks, not necessary.

I don't want it. Take it.

Well, let's do this.

Love ya. Thanks.

You know...

I really thought I had less stuff.

Well, thank God you have this lamp.

Which is great, 'cause I've had my eye on it

in your apartment for a while now.

Ah.

And, uh, this is dirty, I assume?

Yes, very.

With the move and work,

I haven't had much time to do anything.

Oliver's been leaning on me a lot, so...

All right, well, dirty laundry goes in the closet.

- Fran does it on Monday. - Oh, hey, uh...

you know, Fran is your housekeeper.

She doesn't work for me.

Fran is your housekeeper because you live here now.

- I live here. - Yeah.

That's so great.

I think I'm still gonna do my own laundry, though.

What... seriously? 'Cause you don't have to.

I know, but I like to.

And anyway, these are my unmentionables.

Then I shall not mention them.

But I shall go tip the movers.

Okay, come on out.

I wanna see you in your hockey outfit before you go.

It's not an outfit.

- It's a uniform. - I like it.

Give me a little spin.

Whoo, yeah.

Wow.

You are so hot.

You are gonna melt that ice,

which is gonna send that puck

right into the net.

Yeah, I mean, I want to like it, but no.

It's not doing it for me.

But...

What is doing it for me is the fact that

you made me a pre-game snack.

Oh, no.

"Follitropin"?

Oh, hey, is it egg-freezing time?

Mm-hmm. Yeah.

Uh, I went to the doctor and they gave me the go-ahead

to start my egg-freezing process.

- That's great. - Mm-hmm.

- That's a big deal. - I guess.

I mean, it's just some injections

and then the egg extraction, which is a small procedure,

but, uh, it's pretty straight-forward.

Oh, except, um, no drinking,

no carbs, and no sex for two weeks.

I probably should have told you that.

Uh, yeah.

Are you kidding me?

No carbs for two weeks?

- So, what can I do? - Nothing.

They taught me how to do the injections at the doctor's.

- Easy-peasy-lemon-squeezy. - You're gonna inject yourself?

- Mm-hmm. - I can help.

I mean, I can be late for hockey, it doesn't matter.

No, no, no. You have playoffs,

- which is so exciting... - Mm.

And, uh, I'm fine, so go.

- And go Ryan's hockey team. - The Zambronis, you mean?

The Zambronis.

Go.

- Bye. - Bye.

All right.

Here goes Operation "Freeze Jane's Eggs

to Keep Her Options Open for Her Future."

- That's it? - Yep.

Wow.

Bikini waxes laugh at that.

- Hah. - Yeah.

- Okay, so it is 10:30... - Mm-hmm.

So for the next ten days,

I have to take the injection at the exact same time.

Okey-dokey.

You know, I love any excuse to hang out, but

why don't you just get Pinstripe to help you with this stuff?

Because, I mean,

we're seven weeks into our relationship.

I don't want to kill our early, fun dating vibe

with "alcohol wipes, hormone injection,

mild cramping" vibes.

This is mucking through some tough stuff, and...

It's too early for mucking.

You want to focus on the other "ucking."

Exactly.

I'm really happy.

And I want to protect what we have.

You know, it might bring you closer together.

Really?

Well, answer this question:

Did you poop in front of Adena?

I don't know what that has to do with anything.

Answer the question.

I'd go to the Duane Reade...

On my corner.

But I'm an only child. I don't poop in front of anyone.

And I don't see what pooping has to do

with fertility injections.

It's something that has to be done, and just because

it's happening doesn't mean that Ryan needs to be there.

I already have a plan.

His hockey team is in the playoffs.

He's busy, and once hockey season is over,

I'll be done with this, and we are back to where we were.

Non-stop "ucking."

Is that how you "uck"?

How you doing?

I'm good.

Yeah, better.

- What about you? - I'm... I'm great.

So last night I got into one of those obligatory

"is social media good or bad?" debates,

and you came up on the side of good.

Kat, your #BeReal campaign

has exploded, it's incredible.

I mean, look, look.

- That's crazy. - Break-ups, unemployment,

health issues.

I mean, it's amazing.

- I keep scrolling. - Oh, hold on.

- What? - Yeah, just go back up.

- This? - Yeah.

"After 30 years, my bar is being shut down.

"I'm devastated that the safe haven I've created for

queer women will be gone forever."

You know this place, Wild Susan?

Yeah, it... Adena took me there once,

and it's kind of become my spot.

I'm gonna be in and out today.

Cover when needed. Text when necessary.

- Call when... don't call. - Okay.

- Where you going? - Out.

I'm gonna need you to run point