Yamada-kun and the Seven Witches (山田くんと7人の魔女)

A pure and romantic love scene from the beginning~

You might think, but that's not the case.

This is the result of a certain incident~

Anyhow, it all started with~

Let me go back in time to explain.

/ Staff room /

Yamada!

You are the first student here to fail all subjects!

I just don't feel motivated~

Then I hope you find that motivation fast.

You know, like the gifted deer that hides its talons.

That idiom is about a hawk.

You are more stupid than deers, hawks and the likes. Stupid!

You risk not advancing into second year.

In this school, those who cannot advance are expelled at once.

Next one to read is Yamada.

- Yamada?! - As if!

Zatto busu...

Basu!

Basu uiru take...

Teiku!! That's enough!

Shiraishi, continue.

That bus will take you to the airport in thirty minutes.

Whoa~

Three years have passed since my brother went to Brazil.

Whoa~

Wah, how boring.

Expecting a glamorous, cartoon-like school life,

I have already spent more than a year at this snobby prep school.

But I just cannot grow to like it,

...every day has been a pain in the neck.

Ah!

Eh?

Until this moment.

Aah!

Yamada and the seven witches -

Oh you're awake. How are you feeling?

A'rite.

Yeah?

Ah, I'm sorry,

You see, Yamada has already went back to class but I think you should....

...I need to take a piss.

A piss?

Huh?

What?

What is this?

Eh?

EH?!

It's really me!

Which means~

Pigeon-toes~

His little finger is up~

The stupid Yamada~ he has solved that mathematical equation~

Correct.

EH?!

What the hell are you doing?

Come with me!

We're in class!

So what? Just come.

Ah, wait~

Now,

...what shall we do?

You mean?

I mean,

We were swapped right?

Looks like it.

Looks like it?

Do you understand the situation?

Mostly.

Ah, what shall we do?

How can we swap back?

I know the answer to that.

Huh? How then?

What, tell me!

We became like this after falling down the stairs,

...so we can just do the same thing once again, no?

Ah, I see.

Come on, let's fall down the stairs now.

No.

Why?

I don't want to faint and miss class again.

Just be patient until school is over.

This is all your fault anyways.

I'll have you deal with such a condition.

'the hell I can do with such a body?!

Oh?

Let's enjoy a bit of female body~

Is that peeping?

No, it's self-sufficiency.

Whoa, it's real 3D!!

Ah, this is cool!

What's that?

It comes out every ten days, no?

What the hell are you doing?

Ah, I let my guard down and gave a chance.

Oh, Shiraishi, good timing.

I need some help.

Huh?

Why do I have to do this~

Great help!

I want to make it for the autumn exhibition.

Your shoulder line from your neck bears a close resemblance to Modigliani's painted female image.

Transience is in the air~

Is this angle better?

Push your chest out~

Gross...

Don't move whilst adjusting your pose.

What the~

A fine for sexual harassment!

I can still feel it ~

Can't play the innocent~

Shiraishi, I finally found you!

Not very nice of you to leave us behind!

Ah, Sasaki?

Let's have lunch together!

Mhm.

Thanks for the food!

Well then!

Ew~

/ Die! Die! Go home! UR a pain ~ /

/ Trash. Die!! Disappear!! /

What?

I see how it is~

Huh, girls can be dreadful.

They pretend to be bosom buddies, but deep down it's just all messed up.

You should have told me in advance that you are bullied.

I'm exhausted.

Hey, where are you going?

Staircase.

Let's swap back now.

I have caused you trouble.

I'm sorry.

It's nothing you need to apologise for.

You have done nothing wrong.

I thought you were just a dull honours student,

...but I realised after we swapped,

...that things are rather rough for you.

Alright!

We'll swap back after school.

I'll go and make sure that Sasaki won't mess with you ever again.

No need! This is between girls.

But~

Boys shouldn't butt into it!

So you are fine being messed with?

I am. It's easier to concentrate on studying when you're alone.

What did you say to Yamada on the roof?

You're pretty wicked to be begging in tears to a boy.

But I think you should stop making Yamada you ally.

Nobody will believe what that retarded failure says.

Besides, no matter how retarded he is,

...it's easy to guess what would happen if he tried to touch a girl like me.

Let's go.

I didn't beg him you know.

Huh?

I can settle this on my own.

What now~

Don't do this!

Aah!

I never intended to hit her you know,

...but because you cut in~

You hit me real hard!

I can't stop so suddenly!

I told you not to! How stupid can you be?

Shut up! I don't consent to being messed with!

Huh?

Ah!

With this we can finally swap back.

I guess.

But still, this was the worst day.

Same here.

What?

But I'm relieved.

Huh?

I thought "serves you right" when I saw Sasaki leg it.

Thanks.

Eh,

No problem.

OK!

Here we go!

Yeah.

Aa!

With this, us smoothly swapping back was~

No good!

Didn't you fall off the wrong way?

And you, weren't your thoughts idle?

Never mind. Let's try again.

Yeah. Here we go!

Smoothly swapping back was~

Ah, hurts~

No good...once again!

Yeah. Go!

Swapping back~

Didn't happen.

Ah, what to do?

Maybe we are stuck like this forever.

There's something we haven't tried yet.

Yes? What's that? Huh?

We did kiss when we fell of the stairs right?

Huh?

Why would I?