Loonatics Unleashed

Radio: THIS IS THE HOTTEST YEAR IN THE HISTORY OF ACMETROPOLIS.

IT'S TRIPLE DIGITS AND CLIMBING.

CAN ANYTHING POSSIBLY COOL THIS HEAT WAVE OFF?

AAH!

AAH! AAH!

AAH!

WATCH OUT!

WHAT? AAH!

Tech: BRR! NOW, THAT IS COLD!

THE PIZZA THEY HAVE IN ICELAND, I COULD GO BACK

AND GET SOME AND BE BACK IN 4. 2 SECONDS,

BUT, OF COURSE, THAT IS JUST AN ESTIMATION

BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW ABOUT TRAFFIC. MMF!

THAT WAS ONE OF THOSE QUESTIONS

THAT DIDN'T REQUIRE AN ANSWER.

HEY, ACE!

ON IT, TECH.

EXTRA CRISPY. PIZZA, DUCK?

ARE YOU KIDDING?

I'VE ALREADY HAD MY PROTEIN SHAKE.

IT'S VITALLY IMPORTANT TO MAINTAIN

A SUPERHERO PHYSIQUE

BECAUSE YOU CAN'T BE FLABBY WHEN YOU'RE...

THE DUCKINATOR!

YESTERDAY YOU WERE CALLING YOURSELF

SUPER DUPER DUCK.

YEAH, WELL, IT WASN'T QUITE ROLLING OFF THE TONGUE.

BESIDES, I NEED A NAME THAT'LL FIT ON THE COSTUME.

HOW ABOUT... MMM..."DUCK"?

VERY FUNNY.

[MUSIC PLAYING ON HEADPHONES]

TECH, DID YOU ORDER MORE THAN ONE PIE?

NO, WHY?

'CAUSE SLAM IS IN THE HOUSE.

LOONATICS, WE HAVE A PROBLEM.

YOU GOT THAT RIGHT, ZODAVIA.

I'D SAY WE GOT A SERIOUS PROBLEM.

Zodavia: IN THE YEAR 2772,

A METEOR STRIKES THE CITY-PLANET OF ACMETROPOLIS,

KNOCKING IT OFF ITS AXIS.

THIS COSMIC EVENT RELEASES SUPERNATURAL FORCES,

UNLEASHING A NEW KIND OF HERO...

THE LOONATICS.

Ace: EH, WHAT'S UP, ZODAVIA?

CERTAINLY NOT THE TEMPERATURE.

Zodavia: SO FAR, NOBODY CAN FIGURE OUT

WHERE THIS ICEBERG CAME FROM.

I DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU WHAT WILL HAPPEN

IF THE TEMPERATURE KEEPS DROPPING.

I KNEW IT.

WE'RE GONNA LOSE CABLE AGAIN.

OK, MAYBE I DO HAVE TO TELL YOU.

THE ENTIRE PLANET COULD BE FACING A NEW ICE AGE.

OH, GREAT.

THOSE WINTER SWEATERS MAKE ME LOOK CHUBBO.

WHEN THE METEOR HIT EARTH,

YOUR SUPERPOWERS WEREN'T THE ONLY AFTEREFFECT.

THIS ICEBERG COULD BE RELATED.

I THINK WE CAN HANDLE ONE ICEBERG.

ACMETROPOLIS IS COUNTING ON YOU TO TAKE CARE OF THIS.

ZODAVIA OUT.

WHEN SHE GOES OUT, WHERE DOES SHE GO? THE MOVIES?

TECH, WE'LL NEED SOME TOYS TO MELT THIS ICE CUBE.

EXCUSE ME, CHIEF. THEY'RE NOT TOYS.

THEY'RE PRECISION, HAND-CRAFTED

ALLOY INSTRUMENTS.

WE'LL TAKE THOSE, TOO, BUT FIRST, THE TOYS.

HUH? HMM.

THE RETRO-FIRE MASTER BLASTER.

HOLD IT IN THE PALM OF YOUR HAND,

SQUEEZE TWICE, AND...

COOL! YEAH!

AAH! UH-OH.

AAH!

UNCURL YOUR TOES! UNCURL YOUR TOES!

HA HA HA! HA HA! YEAH!

YOU GOTTA LOVE THE TOYS.

TIME TO CRUSH SOME ICE. LET'S JET.

WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT THING?

AND I'VE SEEN SOME DOOZIES. DO YOU THINK YOU SHOULD HAVE

PUT SOME MORE JUICE IN THE BLASTERS, SLICK?

NOT THAT I DOUBT YOUR EXPERTISE OR ANYTHING,

BUT THAT IS ONE GIANT--

WHOA!

OK, WHAT WISE GUY MOVED MOUNT EVEREST?

ALL RIGHT, SNOW CONES FOR EVERYONE!

SET BLASTERS ON THAW!

UNH! NO DICE.

OK, CEASE FIRE! CEASE FIRE!

HOW COULD MY RETRO-FIRE MASTER BLASTERS NOT WORK?

NO WORRIES, TECH. THERE'S ALWAYS PLAN B.

YOU'RE ON, SLAM, BUDDY.

GLORIFIED ZAMBONI.

CHIPPING ICE ISN'T A SUPER POWER.

QUACKING IS A SUPER POWER. OBSERVE.

YOU CAN STOP OBSERVING NOW.

GOOD GUYS--ONE, MOTHER NATURE--NOTHIN'.

YEAH.

HOLD ON, ACE. MOTHER NATURE MIGHT BE DONE,

BUT I'M PICKING SOMETHING UP.

Duck: PERHAPS A HIGH-PITCHED DOG WHISTLE?

BOY, ARE YOU GUYS LOST.

WHAT'S UP, DOC?

I AM GUNNAR!

GONNA WHAT?

GO TO A VIKING CONVENTION AT THE CIVIC CENTER?

NO! WE ARE HERE TO TAKE OVER YOUR WORLD!

YOU KNOW, YOU FROSTED FLAKES MIGHT AS WELL

GO BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM,

BECAUSE THIS IS A "NO INVASION" ZONE.

WE WILL CONQUER YOUR WORLD BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY.

NO, YOU WON'T.

YES, WE WILL!

NO, YOU WON'T!

YES, WE WILL!

YES, YOU WILL!

NO, WE WON'T CONQUER YOUR WORLD!

HAVE IT YOUR WAY.

OOH, I WILL ENJOY CRUSHING YOU, RABBIT! YAAH!

OH, YEAH, LIKE THAT'S EVER GONNA HAPPEN.

I CAN KEEP THIS UP ALL DAY.

TASTE MY COLD STEEL! HA HA HA!

TIME TO CHILL OUT, BUNNY!

I DON'T THINK SO!

HAMMERS OF FROST!

AAH! OOF!

ACE!

THEIR WEAPONS SEEM TO BE CHARGED

WITH A SUB-ZERO HYPO-THERMAL

LIQUID SOLIDIFICATION ENERGY

THAT WHEN FIRED CAN FREEZE--

YEAH, I GOT THAT PART FIGURED OUT.

LET'S PUT THIS CITY ON ICE! HA HA HA HA!

OK, I'M OUT.

I'M OUT, AND I'M SAFE.

WHICH IS OF NUMBER ONE IMPORTANCE.

NO NEED TO WORRY ABOUT ME, I'M--

HELLO? YOU STILL IN THERE?

WELL, I THINK THAT PUTS ME IN CHARGE!