Below Deck

Previously

on "Below Deck"...

Happy Valentine's Day.

I don't have a valentine, no.

We might have to change that.

- I would like to take you for dinner.

- I would love to. - Kelley is gonna flip.

Sierra's looking nice.

- Okay, yeah. That'd be cool.

Yeah, there is.

Are you guys leaving me?

- Come on back in, Kelley. - Roger that.

Like, what are you guys doing?

I've worked on big boats,

and I've never seen such a sh--show.

- Ben, your lady is waiting. - What lady?

- Emily. They're going on a date.

Oh.

This is like a fly ball into left field,

and I'm sitting out there picking daisies.

Cheers.

To Kelley not being here.

- He's always, like, making more drama.

Like, this is what he wants.

- Making more drama? - Kelley.

Forget about him.

"F--- off."

- God damn it. - What do you have there?

- Someone left the toaster on, just smoking a bit.

Are you joking?

And the hits keep coming.

- Feel like Lauren owes me an apology,

but I'm not sure remembers how rude she was.

I'm gonna eat your pizza,

'cause you ain't getting that sh--.

- You don't need to live in filth.

- I don't appreciate it. - Dave.

Where have you been?

- Yeah? - Yeah. Like, legit.

- Excuse me, you need to realize

that we're talking about a safety thing--

I'm sorry to interrupt. - No, no, that's okay.

- Nico? Who do you think you guys are?

I might not be Lauren and Nico's boss on deck,

but I certainly am a higher rank

and have more seniority on this boat,

and they need to respect that.

Ay-yi-yi.

- Hey, you. - Hello, how are you?

How's it going?

Good, how are you? - Good. Good.

Good night last night. - Yeah. It was great.

It was fun.

I thought it was a fabulous first date.

I laughed a lot, and we both had a great time.

All right, love.

- Where'd you live in London, Lauren?

- Putney, southwest. - Yeah, I know where Putney is.

- I'm a bit tired. - Are you?

Yeah.

You might as well just take

a mouthful of coffee beans and just chew 'em.

- Can you do me a favor, Lauren? - Yeah.

- Let me know when she comes to London,

so I can f---ing get out of town.

- Jesus Christ, Kyle. That's so unnecessary.

- Kyle's broken-hearted. I understand.

- I thought you guys were all right.

- At this point, the vibes on the boat aren't very good.

Kyle's upset.

Kelley's pissed off for some reason

that's got nothing to do with him.

It's ridiculous.

So good. Good conversation.

He was very funny. It was really nice.

So, what happened with you last night?

Did you actually go for dinner with Kyle and them, or not?

- No. I thought we had a nice time.

I guess he came in and started, like,

kicking off to Kelley when he was angry,

and he was like, "This is why I don't talk to birds."

And apparently that's, like, an English term.

- Um, yeah. - Like, what's going on?

What's wrong? And Kelley just starts,

like, going off on me.

Honestly, I think he was so jealous

that you were out with Ben, and he took it out on me.

I feel like Kyle expected too much.

He was trying to woo you.

But that's not my fault

that I don't feel the same.

I've made it so clear to Kyle that I was not interested.

- You do realize that I find you very attractive.

You're stunning.

- You think I'm cool? - We'll go dutch.

No.

- No, no, no. - I just think, like,

the more, the merrier.

So why he chose to, like,

make me out to be a liar,

or like I was, like, hurting his feelings, like,

it's bullsh--.

Kelley, Kelley, Lee.

Can I see you in the bridge for a second?

Coming up now.

Morning, Captain.

- I am not happy with what happened last night.

We had a discussion about the way the boat was left,

with the sushi hanging out.

- Yeah. - Sure enough,

I stumble over a piece of pizza

that's got a bite missing and a trail of pepperoni.

That's twice that we've had to address this issue.

If I have to address it one more time,

everybody's gonna be confined down there.

That's where they will eat, sleep, shower, clean up,

and only come up here to get off the boat and to work.

Respect the boat. That's one of the rules.

- I will handle this and do the best I can

not to let it happen for a third time.

I trust that you will.

I definitely will.

So, last night...

They're not gone 60 seconds before Sierra storms in,

so upset because Kelley yelled at her.

Kelley should not have yelled at Sierra.

It's none of his business.

- Kelley's being a little off with me.

He's being nice to Emily,

but if I were Kelley, I'd feel like a bit of a jerk,

to be honest, asking her out on dates.

- He's being a jerk to everyone. When did he ask her?

- You know, he tried to push, like,

a double date with Kyle and Sierra.

- So that's probably why he was so mad at Sierra

for messing things up with Kyle,

'cause it messed up his plan. It's all about Kelley.

Kelley is a very fragile little piece of porcelain.

He's used to being the guy all the girls want.

He's used to being, like, the best deckhand.

And lately, he's not getting the girls,

and the captain's calling him out,

and he's going kind of on a spiral of anger.

How was your date, by the way?

- She's an interesting girl. She's super smart.

Mm-hmm.

How's it going?

- Good. Do you want to talk?

- About what? - Last night.

- The captain should never find slices of half-eaten pizza

on the way to his room.

- F---, I don't know what's up with Kate coming at me.

- She's trying to yell at you and she's talking

and just like--

And you walk away,

and she's like, "Who do you think you are?"

- Too many things happened in a short amount of time

that were disrespectful and dangerous.

Yeah.

- When there's a safety issue, Lauren and Nico--

- At the same time, though, Nico handled it.

I just want to apologize.

I got defensive of them

when I should've listened to you.

You're pretty much a voice of reason.

Kate is an enemy you do not want to have,

and I will kiss Kate's ass till the day we leave this boat.

Hey, Kelley.

Did you know that I gave her flowers?

Who?

- Emily. - No.

- Okay. Okay. - If I would've known that,

I wouldn't have gotten involved.

I wouldn't have even said anything to her.

Okay, good.

- I'm a little frustrated over the Ben and Emily thing,

but I am here to do my job.

I'm not here to chase women.

And maybe Emily was just testing the waters.

Who knows? Maybe she wanted to talk to me,

talk to Ben, talk to Nico,

and then pick whichever one she wanted.

- I just figured that you knew that I gave her flowers,

and you were still pushing her for a date, and--

- No, I wouldn't push her for a date

if you'd given her flowers and you were interested.

- Okay. Okay. Well, then...

Hey, Kelley, I'm sorry.

It's all right, bud.

Daddy.

Hello, Maxy.

Is Daddy there?

- He's right here. - Are you okay?

- I'm fine. How are you?

I heard you were a little bit ill.

- No, I'm whacked. I'm whacked.

So, what'd you do? Tell me about you, my princess.

- Daddy, last night I went for a date with the chef on board.

- You went with the chef, and you went out on a date?

- Mm. - Rabbit!