Different Flowers

Perfect.

Oh.

Ann and Steven!

Okay over, down and then left.

I do.

I do.

You're gonna crush it.

What could go wrong?

Caroline and Tiffany.

The seating cards should have been placed 20 minutes ago.

Come on, Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba!

Oh, have you gotten one of us together yet?

Ah, perfect.

Emma, you done?

Mom.

It's too hot to function.

I'm not the one

who wanted to get hitched in August, honey.

Oh Mom, can you zip up Lucy?

Oh my god is the air even on?

They promised me a crisp 68 degrees!

Is this the kitchen?

- Do I look like a refrigerator to you?

Go on, Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba.

It's down the hall to the left.

Ask for Chef Souza.

Where'd the twins go?

We can't start without flower girls.

- Mom. - What?

Okay.

Have you practiced your vows yet?

You know what?

Say 'em to Grandma.

'Cause I have to make a call.

Is this the kitchen?

Oh.

- You better get lost before it's too late.

Something new.

And it helps with the nerves too.

- The flutist isn't texting me back.

Can you help me, please?

So.

You sure you're okay?

'Cause you kinda, look look like you got stung

by an emotional bee.

But you look fabulous.

That dress?

Wow.

- Mom's dress. - I know.

And it really stands the test of time.

Emma.

- You're channeling like 1988 in a very strong way.

That's a very underrated year for fashion.

You don't have to do this.

- Look, I know it's a lot, but you don't have to do this.

And if you do want to marry Charlie,

then we'll just take a deep breath and then we'll get

right back out there.

- You and I, we don't do this, you don't have...

I'm gonna be fine.

You don't have to do this, you have no obligation here.

Oh I don't?

Oh.

Whew.

Cool, see ya.

This isn't the kitchen!

It's me, dumb head.

Come on.

Albert to the rescue.

Let's get outta here.

Oh, this is the kitchen.

Excuse us, sorry.

Oh, that's actually, hey thank you so much.

- Emma, come on, let's go, let's go!

Okay.

Okay, alright.

He's all yours m'lady.

You want me to drive?

You want me to come with you?

Yeah, I can't go by myself.

Wha...

Okay.

Why can't it open?

- You have to reach in. - What?

Oh my god. - Just reach in and pull the...

- Why can't you just have a normal car?

Just pull it.

He's not a normal car, he's Albert.

Alright.

Why does it smell weird?

What's happening?

It's just...

- Emma. - Don't.

You've gotta be kidding me.

Shh, Albert, come on!

Albert?

Ready, come on sweet Albie.

It's okay, it's okay.

Let's just, maybe we should just...

Nope. - Nope, no,

that's not happening. - Nevermind.

Okay hold on.

Wait wait wait, hold on, hold on.

Yes, Albert!

Never let's me down. - Wow.

Alright, you ready?

- Shh, just like be really, really slow.

Why are you shushing me?

Be really quiet.

People...

- There's literally no one can hear us.

There are people.

Emma, just, I can't be seen.

Be cool, be cool, be cool.

Be cool, be cool.

- What if Mom finds out... - Act cool dude.

I am acting cool.

You are not acting cool.

Oh my gosh.

Okay.

Okay we do have to go directly by the church so...

Why are there people there?

- So get down, get down, get down.

- There's people there, you think they saw me?

Oh my god they all saw you.

Oh my god!

- I'm just kidding, nobody saw you.

- Emma... - No stay down.

Okay.

Oh god.

Okay I'm down, I'm down, I'm just...

Oh my god, oh my god.

- Why did you have to make your wedding

at like the busiest time in the morning?

I don't know why is...

- There are so many people, hold on.

- Oh my god there are so many people.

Oh my god.

Shh, shh, shh, be cool, be cool.

It's okay, we're just driving.

I know, I know.

Oh my god.

Okay we're past.

We're past! - Oh my god.

- I think those have been in my car since like eighth grade.

I can't even cry right.

What's happening to me?

Okay, okay.

It's like a weird cry laugh.

That happens sometimes.

Why?

- I don't know, I think that we should pull over though.

- Okay. - Yeah, you think so?

I think that that would be good.

We'll fix it.

Gonna fix it.

Okay, it's time for the backpack.

Do you remember the breakup rules?

- I created the breakup rules for you,

do you remember that?

- Mm hmm. - What's this?

Rule number one.

This is not part of the rules.

Alcohol. - Mm hmm.

- Wait you just like have that handy?

Hey hey hey you're driving!

Fine.

Here.

Ooh, okay, good.

How long do you think we have?

For what?

- Until every friend and family member hates me.

Don't worry about it, okay?

I handled it.

I think I should call Charlie.

Um, yes, you should.

But first you need your strength.

Rule number two.

- Chocolate. - Mm hmm.

Oh god.