Immoral Guild (不徳のギルド)

Kikuru Madan.

Despite looking like this, I'm still Kikuru Madan in the flesh.

And now...

I'm dressed as a doctor for a reason.

152 cm...

MEBUKI CITY

DOCTOR MURDER It all started with a guild medical check-up...

DOCTOR MURDER ...at the beginning of the year.

DOCTOR MURDER It seems I was the last person to be examined...

GUILD CLINIC It seems I was the last person to be examined...

GUILD CLINIC ...and the doctor went on to the next round of check-ups early.

the doctor went on to the next round of check-ups early.

No way!

Doc!

I couldn't find Doc...

Wh-What do I do now...

Mister Kikuru, please help me!

Please do the check-up in place of Doc!

Huh?

NURSE - RESUMISU CARE U-Umm...

NURSE - RESUMISU CARE Looks like the list of name we had...

NURSE - RESUMISU CARE ...wasn't the latest one...

NURSE - RESUMISU CARE We still have four people...

NURSE - RESUMISU CARE ...waiting to be examined...

Then why not tell Doc to come back?

Doc doesn't have a phone!

Then you can just do Doc's work instead since you're a nurse yourself,

and more knowledgeable than me.

We don't have a white coat that fits an imp's size!

Even if we had one, I'm still scared of being exposed.

I could say the same for myself!

I beg you! If I screw up big time again, they said they'll fire me!

It's not your first offence?

But the examinees are the guards here, right?

That means they'll know my face.

We can cover your mouth with a mask!

They can still tell by my hair—

Then let's cover up your face in bandages!

What do you think now? If you also change your expression...

I look like a patient instead.

Even if I'm a doctor, I look like a quack.

I'm really not familiar at all with the technical stuff as a doctor, you know?

Oh, don't worry.

The remaining examinees are all young'uns in their teens!

In all likelihood, they can't have serious illnesses.

This woman...

The list of names wasn't the latest,

and the remaining four examiness are in their teens...

Come in!

Umm... We're here for the medical check-up...

Y-Yes...

I can't...

- Hey! - I can't...

I definitely can't let them find out!

Thus began the medical check-up by Kikuru Madan...

UNLICENCED DOCTOR - DOCTOR MURDER A.K.A. Doctor Murder.

U-U-Urinalysis... Urine?!

- Wh-What do I do with these?! - Please calm down!

- This is too much for me! - I'm not leaving those in your hands!

Raising your heels won't change the result.

I was a little shaken up at the start,

but I finished measuring their heights, weights,

eyesight, hearing, and blood pressures without incident.

WEIGHT - BUST - HIP - WAIST

WEIGHT - BUST - HIP - WAIST Next is...

WEIGHT - BUST - HIP - WAIST

Don't worry.

This is my job as a nurse to begin with.

Miss Resumisu would handle that, so I managed to avoid further problems.

Eh, Miss Hanabata's bust size...

110?!

W-Wait, please don't say it out loud...

K75... 110...!

It's practically my height!

110...

110...

Doc...

Doctor Murder.

Time for auscultation.

This is inevitable.

It would be troublesome if I got distraught and raised suspicions to them.

Expose yourself.

Doc, you can say "please open up the front of your shirt" instead!

Please open up the front of your shirt.

That's too shameless of me...

But the more I think about it,

the more I question my taking on this risky role.

What am I doing...

Isn't it actually worth the risks?!

110...

Doc, please examine her...

If those servants of hers find out about this, I'm so done for...

Um... Doc...

Won't it be hard for you to listen to my heartbeat there...?

- Please stick it on the base of her chest if you can! - Excuse me.

I'm sure her size far exceed that of Miss Enome's...

I don't even think I'll ever find anything better than this in my lifetime.

But you see, Hanabata... Every time I auscultate you,

there's something more to the dubious look of disdain in your eyes...

...who usually calls me "Sir"...

- Sir! - ...who usually calls me "Sir"...

...who usually calls me "Sir"...

...than the world-class bulge that I'm forced to touch.

All good.

Next one, please!

Tokishikko, huh?

Please open up the front of your shirt.

I thought I had it all figured out.

I didn't think I'd be so easily swayed now...

...after witnessing Hitamuki, Miss Enome, and Hanabata's voluptuous nude bodies.

But it wasn't about the size.

Size has nothing to do with it, at all!

In fact, I even feel like I've been waiting for this!

Her white skin looking so transparent...

Her well-proportioned body line...

I was unaware that I felt defeated to see her as a woman despite her being so lazy.

Plus, she's quite a beautiful maiden!

What's wrong, Doc?

Her hair's so shiny too...

You're so amazing, Miss Tokishikko!

I can't believe you've never fallen sick for once!

I'm kind of proud of it myself.

Huh... That's kind of surprising, even though you seem to not care about your health.

All good.

Next one, please!

Okay, all good.

In conclusion... I auscultated Maidena from the back.

Going to sit on the fence now?

I can't do it from the front...

What will you do, then? She'll be suspicious of you now!

E-Err... Oh, right!

Rather than your lungs,

I'm more concerned about the bruise on your hip.

My holy crest?

The holy crest is a seal given by Lord Phoenizask to enable the use of white magic.

Sure, mine is different from the other white sorcerers, but...

O-Okay.

Please check for any anomalies!

Uh, you don't have to do this if you don't want to...

Doc!

Right... Compared to the chest, examining the hips would be easier...

Also, well...

When she can show her skin so easily like this,

it's a little unemotional, or perhaps it's a strange kind of familiarity.

I'm not at all interested in her baby-fine smooth skin,

nor in her buttocks, which are small...

...but contain a certain softness.

Huh?! Hey!

This doctor's hands are trembling!

I take it all back. I feel like I could awaken to a new one...

Doc! Please stay calm!

P-Please be nice to me...

Please open the front of your shirt.

The last one, huh.

Well, if it's Hitamuki...

I'm used to seeing her in various predicaments, so I can't feel anything new from this.

What's wrong?

N-No...

Um...

I'd like to check for your heartbeat, so...

What's wrong, Hitamuki?

Why are you, out of all people, the most embarrassed here?

Why are you undressing in a slightly amorous way?!

I never thought I'd be wavering so much with Hitamuki—

Her heart's practically racing!

What makes you so anxious, damn it?!

Stop moaning with the stethoscope on your chest!

I know you're sensitive, Hitamuki! However, today's not the day for that!

A-All good...

Thank you, Doctor Murder!

The check-up is done!

Um...

I don't know why you did this, but... I don't think this is right...

Key.

Wait...

How did she...

SNIFF, SNIFF. I SMELL THE VIRGIN KIKURU.

She could tell by my smell!!

Doc! Doc, please snap out of it!

H-He's dead?!

Immoral Guild.

AOBA PLAINS

BLACK AND WHITE

BLACK AND WHITE You two don't even have...

BLACK AND WHITE ...the basics to start with.

BLACK AND WHITE

So I decided to divide you guys into physical and magical teams,

and set up a training menu.

I see. So today makes the training for the thin team, eh?

Not thin, magical.

I can't teach you to cast spells.

You two are going to do a fitness menu.

Fitness?

While Tokishikko is already beyond hope, she tends to hide herself,