Elves (Nisser)

Hey.

My name's Josefine.

How about you?

You're cute.

Yeah.

So they left you here all alone?

Good girl.

Oh. Oh.

Come on. Now.

Josefine, we've gotta go, okay?

Share those with your sister.

Shouldn't we have gotten something for her?

That's a cute dog, hon.

But you shouldn't pet dogs you don't know. We've already talked about this, remember?

But Mom, it's precisely the kind of dog I want.

You'll get one when you're old enough to look after it.

But you also said that last year, and now.

So when am I old enough?

Don't ask me. I'm on Christmas break.

- Your Mom decides. - Never!

Mom.

Hon, it's a giant responsibility. You're still too young.

Okay? But we got you a really nice Christmas present this year.

You're gonna love it. Come on.

Get in the car.

Christmas break. Ready? To the ferry.

Please return to your vehicles.

- I'll figure it out. - Time for a new car, Dad?

- Time to go out and find a job? - What do you mean?

- I think it is, punk ass. - Don't call him a punk ass.

Why shouldn't I? Do you realize...

You've been stuck in the same fucking job forever.

Hey, Kasper. Stop now.

- Anyone needs a job, it's you. - Did I hit a sore spot?

- You're the one who got worked up. - Hey, waiter!

Ask her where it is.

This place sucks.

Wait a second. I'll ask her now.

Hi.

We're looking for Skovvangen 1. Our GPS doesn't seem to be working, so...

It's across the island. Just follow the coastal road.

Perfect. Coastal road. Did you hear that?

- Perfect. Thanks. - Yeah, thank you.

- Merry Christmas. - I said I'd figure it out.

Yeah, whatever.

You're sure about this? She said the coastal road, love.

But now we're cutting across, okay? It's easier.

So, is there even a town here?

- Where are all the shops? - All the shops?

- Where's everyone? - What do you mean "everyone"?

Uh, I mean the other people, Dad.

Why do you need other people when you've got us?

You're having Christmas with your family.

I brought your Curious George books. You loved those.

You loved that adorable monkey.

So funny, Dad. So freaking funny.

Your big brother adored Curious George when he was little.

He'd walk around without a diaper and sometimes he'd poop on the floor.

Why are you laughing?

- You're so dumb. - Come on. Let's sing along.

- Come on, sing along. - Are you guys with us?

Come on, Jose. Sing it, cry baby!

- Hey! - Jingle bells, jingle bells...

- Stop it! - What's wrong with you, little shit!

- Whoa, whoa, whoa. - Not while I'm driving.

Shit!

- Are you okay? - What was that, huh?

What's that?

Is that tar or what?

Does tar look like that?

Oil or something.

Could it have been from the ferry?

There's some scratches.

I don't think so. I think they're old scratches.

So you think this is just tar from the road?

Yeah, it kinda looks like that, right?

We don't know. We could've went over it.

The car's still running fine, though, right?

Yeah...

There's more over here.

Hon, don't go wandering off. Stay right here.

Maybe test it out and make sure it's okay.

You see the fence?

It'll be fine.

Mads, someone's coming.

Hey!

Get away from there! Now!

Josefine, come.

She shouldn't walk around out here.

We know. We were just...

- And you can't stop here. - I know. We were only...

Listen, I...

I stopped the car for a very brief moment. I thought we'd hit something.

I... I apologize.

Come, hon.

Get your kids and go back to the car.

We hit a pothole. I had to get out and check.

It's a private road.

If it's such a problem when people stop for a two minutes,

maybe you should put signs up.

Have you thought of that.

I'm sorry. We didn't know. We are here for the holidays.

- My name is Charlotte Svane... - It's fine, but you gotta go.

Yeah, we're headed to, Skovvangen 1.

So I think we've just got to go straight...

Next time take the coastal road.

Yeah.

Thanks for the help.

Uh...

What's behind the fence over there?

Come, Josefine. Get in the car.

Such a pleasant man we just met back there, huh?

He said we should take the coastal road, love.

That's what I've always said, kids.

Countryfolk are lovely. They really are.

Well, this is, uh...

Maybe it's not exactly like the photos, but still...

- Well, is there electricity? - No, there isn't.

When you take a dump in the morning, I'll dig a hole for you in the backyard.

Seriously? You've got to be kidding me.

We are not gonna pay full price for this, love.

Hon, come.

Try now, hon.

- Doesn't work. - And now?

Only in here.

- Uh, I wanna be in that room. - That one's Kasper's.

Yours is down by me and Dad.

- Hon? - Mm-hmm.

There's only one fuse left. So we're gonna have to go get more.

- Has anyone seen the Wi-Fi router? - No, Kasper.

Because there isn't any Wi-Fi.

Learn to cope. Do a puzzle or go play with a stick.

Can you help me with the bags?

Pretty cozy, huh?