Coffee Cat Mama (Mao Si Ma Ma / 貓屎媽媽)

You've watched what happened between me and Yam Ka-ching?

Yes.

You are really sick!

Hey...what are you doing?

How come?

Indeed, how come?

How come it's Fei-fei?

I asked Yam Ka-ching to come to turn the heat off.

I don't know why Fei-fei came instead.

What surprises me more is that given Fei-fei's size,

you could mistake her for Yam Ka-ching.

You said he was coming up,

so I was convinced the person was him.

Oh no, have I said something that shouldn't be said to Fei-fei?

Oh no! What to do?

Hey...shouldn't the focus be on you loving Yam Ka-ching?

Right!

Hey, this really is me?

Then I really am in love with Yam?

I told you long ago.

Action before awareness.

It's Fei-fei I don't get.

Her behaviour defies normal understanding.

Look at her, instead of striking when you were drunk,

she cleaned you up and washed your clothes for you.

She even cleaned up the floor.

Lucky you, you have such a wonderful rival in love.

So Sick, Raisin, Landlord...Anyone home?

Hey, you...

So Sick...

What is it?

I know Fung's leaving has hurt you hard,

but still, blow up dolls are no substitutes for love.

Why are you here?

Fei-fei just proposed to me.

And?

I said I had to think about it.

About what?

You don't find it too soon?

We have only known each other for a bit more than a year.

Long enough for some to get married and have a kid.

I am not in a hurry.

Then what's a proper length of time?

Like the one between you and Mei?

Don't drag So Mei in even; time, alright?

Then how long? Two years?

Why two?

Mei and the old man were married for two.

What has that got to do with me?

If...if, when they got married,

you knew the old man would die in two years,

and you already had Fei-fei as your girlfriend,

would you stay with her or would you wait for two years for Mei?

Why should we entertain the "ifs"?

OK, let me be more specific.

If...OK...no if...

When you knew the old man would die,

did the thought of waiting for Mei come to your mind?

I am not as cold-blooded as you are.

Really?

Of course, or may Fei-fei and I come to nil!

CREW“.

Believe it or not.

No.

I do care about Fei-fei.

I was not lying when I said I had a very very good girlfriend.

But, to be honest,

I can never love her as much as I love So Mei.

I have loved So Mei in secret for 10 years.

10 years.

Think about it,

how many can meet and spend their life with the love of their life?

How many?

Leslie Cheung has a song about the most passionate love.

But he also sings about settling down.

I should shut up.

Thank you.

He's gone.

You heard it. That rascal loves you.

Do something.

Do what? He means to marry Fei-fei. I should leave them alone.

Sometimes we have to be selfish.

If only Fung had been selfish...

Where's he? Where?

Pebble!

Brother Raisin?

I've found you at last!

What's wrong with you?

You'd rather be a street-sleeper than come to me?

Don't touch me, I am dirty.

I knew everything about your grandma.

Why would you rather sleep in the street and not tell me about it?

Just leave me alone.

Why give up on yourself?

Why leave your grandma to herself? I thought you loved her very much.

I knew you would take care of her for me.

Ng Kin-shek, what's wrong with you?

That witch framed you for theft, you didn't have to give yourself up.

Are you are a man or not?

Marcia is not a witch. She didn't frame me.

I did try to steal the ring.

What?

I didn't want to. Grandma's condition took a turn for the worse.

I meant to make some money to move her to a private hospital.

So...greed got the better of me.

I really regretted it afterwards.

I was too ashamed to see you or answer your messages.

I dared not show up.

The more I thought about it, the more I hated myself.

I really should kill myself.

Hold it, if you were remorseful,

why did you send Marcia a cheeky message, thanking her for the journey?

I didn't mean to be cheeky.

I really meant to thank her before I die.

She did give me a ride home.

She gave you a ride home and she got a message.

We have been buddies for so long...

you didn't even send me an exclamation mark?

I mean to send you one,

but I have so many things to say that I'm still holding on to it.

I am still typing it.

Look.

It has been some time since you had the idea of killing yourself.

I don t think you are that keen on seeking death.

Hey!

I did mean to kill myself.

But Marcia sent me a message.

She said she's not running the cafe anymore.

I could go back to you anytime.

So I thought I shouldn't kill myself yet.

That woman cared about you?

Have you hurt your head or what?

It's true.

See the message.

Taking coffee beans, watering trees and applying fertilisers...

I'll definitely get a sunstroke.

BoBo is back. Fan Fatt probably has no time for the field.

Oh yes, last time when BoBo came back, she didn't come to you or Landlord,

but went to Fan Fart instead.

Anyway...don't ask...

That shouldn't concern you.

How do you know? You are not me. Maybe it does concern me?

Just don't ask.

I say it doesn't, so it doesn't.

Hey, let me.

Pebble, come on over.

Hold the umbrella.

I can't really give you shade holding it.

Pebble and you match better in height.

Let him hold it to make it easier for you.

Let's go.

Why this look?

The coffee trees are in bloom. What's the problem?

The problem is, the trees here are in bloom,

but the one in my house isn't.

Like owner like tree, just as slow.

The flowers refuse to bloom despite the effort;

When it's time to take a twig home, the boughs are barren.

Some things are not for you to bother.

Some flowers are not for you to gather.

How bookish! Don't come in to the cafe tomorrow.

Go to school instead.

Go get the beans with Grace.

Let me do the watering and fertilising.

So many things have happened since I left the cafe.

This is life. There are ups and downs.

The cafe is reopening in a couple of days.

I got it. I won't have silly thoughts.

Let me take the beans into the roasting room.

Raisin Bread, I have something...

Hold it...

Landlord, what is it?

Pa, Mommy has picked me up for the cinema.

Your mommy?

Put her on the phone.

Sung Tsau-po, what are you up to? What film are you taking my son to?

Remember he can only watch comedies not so funny and tragedies not so sad?

Don't worry, I am not taking him to an X-rated film.

Save it, it doesn't work with me.

Hello?

Is something the matter with BoBo?

I think I should play safe and pick Landlord up.

Let me go pick him up.

The competition is coming. You need to practise more.

Don't worry, I can manage.

Raisin Bread...

you don't trust me anymore?

What do you mean?

I lost Landlord that time I took him for a swim.

It's careless of me, it's my fault.

But I've just started to learn to be a stepmother.

Can't you give me one more chance?

I have not blamed you for it.

That time you and Fan Fart went to see BoBo,

you called Yam Sir to pick him up instead of asking me to babysit him.

You've read too much into it.

Just now you gave the umbrella to Pebble.

You didn't want to walk with me.

Are you trying to keep a distance from me?

Firstly, if I was the one holding the umbrella,