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HEY MACHO, RACE YOU TO THE PIER, BROTHER.

-LET'S DO IT, BROTHER. -HAMMER DOWN.

MACHO AND THE MACHO MAN.

YOU'RE GONNA BE ME IN YOUR DREAMS AND THAT'S ALL.

IS THAT ALL YOU GOT, MACHO?

HEY, DUDE, YOU CUT ME OFF!

TOO BAD!

THAT'S IT.

SEE YOU LATER, BROTHER,

I'M JUST A MEMORY TO YOU NOW!

WHOA, MERCY.

HEY, HULKSTER, YOU'RE SURE LOOKING GOOD.

WOW.

UH-OH. SEE YAH, GOTTA CATCH MACHO.

THIS IS JULIE, UNIT FIVE.

BACKUP NEEDED,

WAVE RUNNER ACCIDENT OFF TOWER 12, CODE THREE.

I'M ON MY WAY.

HE'S UNCONSCIOUS.

THE WAVE RUNNER HIT HIM.

LET'S GET HIM IN.

YEAH!

OKAY.

COME HELP US.

YOU GOT HIM?

COME ON, YOU GUYS.

ONE, TWO, THREE, PULL.

ONE, TWO, THREE, PULL.

ONE, TWO, THREE, PULL.

ONE, TWO, THREE, PULL.

STAY BACK, GIVE US ROOM.

HE DOESN'T HAVE A PULSE. START CPR.

ONE, AND TWO, AND THREE, AND FOUR, AND FIVE.

STAY BACK, EVERYBODY.

ONE, AND TWO, AND THREE, AND FOUR, AND FIVE.

ONE, AND TWO, AND THREE--

OH MY GOD, IT'S HULK HOGAN.

WHAT DO YOU KNOW, I DID GET TO HEAVEN.

YOU'RE RIGHT!

I'M IN HEAVEN?

NO, YOU'RE HULK HOGAN.

THIS KEEPS GETTING BETTER ALL THE TIME.

YOU'RE VERY LUCKY,

YOU WERE HIT BY A SKI AND YOU COULD'VE BEEN KILLED.

DARLIN, I'VE BEEN HIT A LOT HARDER THAN THAT IN THE RING.

THAT'S MACHO MAN.

RANDY SAVAGE.

WHAT, ARE YOU GUYS WRESTLING FANS?

CLOSET.

ME TOO.

OH, YEAH, THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE.

I LIKE THESE ODDS. UH-HUH.

HEY, HULKSTER, WHAT'S THE DEAL, BROTHER?

TALK TO ME.

IT'S NOT LIKE YOU TO LEAVE ME HANGING,

AND JUST CHECKING OUT THE BABES.

AND JUST LEAVING ME OUT THERE.

WE NEED TO HAVE A LITTLE TALK, BROTHER,

ABOUT WHO CUT OUT ON WHO.

OKAY LET'S DO IT RIGHT NOW.

COME ON.

ALL RIGHT.

HEY, MAYBE THEY'RE GONNA FIGHT.

WHAT?

PUT YOUR EYES BACK IN YOUR HEAD, BROTHER.

ALL RIGHT, I WILL.

HEY, MITCH.

HEY.

HI.

A PENNY FOR YOUR THOUGHTS.

OH, OR ARE THEY PRIVATE?

DEFINITELY PRIVATE.

-WHERE'S THE PICNIC? -AT THE BEACH.

SAME BEACH AS YOUR THOUGHTS?

SAME BEACH.

SAME GUY?

DEFINITELY.

SOUNDS SERIOUS.

YOU KNOW, I KNOW HAVEN'T BEEN DATING TOM ALL THAT LONG,

BUT I FEEL LIKE I'VE KNOWN HIM MY WHOLE LIFE.

AND, FROM WHAT HE TELLS ME ABOUT HIS ESCAPADES WITH YOU,

I WISH I HAD.

TOM'S BEEN MY BEST BUDDY ALMOST MY ENTIRE LIFE.

WE HAVE HAD SOME SERIOUS FUN.

WE MADE IT INTO ROOKIE SCHOOL

AND OUT OF ROOKIE SCHOOL TOGETHER.

AND, TOM GAVE ME ALL THE JUICY DETAILS IN BETWEEN.

NOT ALL.

REALLY?

REALLY.

WELL, YOU BETTER TELL TOM

I'M GONNA HAVE A LITTLE TALK WITH HIM,

BUT ENJOY, HUH?

I WONDER WHAT THAT GUY TOLD HER.

THIS IS A GREAT IDEA.

THE GRAPES?

THE WHOLE THING, THE PICNIC,

THE DESERTED BEACH.

I THOUGHT YOU HAD THE WHOLE DAY OFF?

NO, DAYS OFF FOR A DOCTOR ARE A FALLACY.

AS LONG AS THERE ARE MEDICAL EMERGENCIES,

THERE ARE NO DAYS OFF.

WHY I THINK I'M HAVING A MEDICAL EMERGENCY RIGHT NOW.

IT'S MY HEART, IT'S BEATING DANGEROUSLY FAST.

GREAT LEGS, YOU KNOW THAT?

HOW LONG HAS THIS MOLE BEEN RED AROUND THE EDGES?

I DON'T KNOW,

I DON'T LOOK AT THE BACK OF MY LEGS THAT OFTEN.

WELL, YOU REALLY SHOULD,

ESPECIALLY WITH ALL THE SUN YOU GET.

I USE SUNSCREEN, I TAN SAFELY.

THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A SAFE TAN, YOU KNOW.

YOU KNOW SOMETHING, I WANT YOU IN MY OFFICE

TOMORROW MORNING, FIRST THING.

AND I MEAN IT.

SURE.

HI, LADIES. HI, GUYS.

ANYONE OUT THERE TODAY AS CRAZY AS ME?

FORTUNATELY, NO.

WELL, I WAS PRETTY RECKLESS YESTERDAY.

I PROBABLY NEVER SHOULD'VE STOOD UP ON THE SKI LIKE THAT.

I'D LIKE TO THANK YOU

AND ALL YOUR FRIENDS AGAIN FOR SAVING MY LIFE.

WELL YOU WERE PRETTY RECKLESS.

HOW'S YOUR HEAD?

IT'S A LOT BETTER THAN THE SKI.

IT WAS TOTALED WHEN IT HIT ME.

YOU'RE KIDDING?

YEAH, I'M KIDDING.

ACTUALLY, THANKING ALL OF YOU AGAIN

ISN'T THE ONLY REASON I CAME TO SEE YOU.

I HEARD THAT THE BAYWATCH LIFEGUARDS

ARE DOING A LOT OF WORK AT THE VENICE BOYS YOUTH CENTER.

RIGHT, WE HAVE.

THE PLACE MEANS A LOT TO ME.

IT'S MY OLD STOMPING GROUND.

IF IT WASN'T FOR SONNY, AND THE ATHLETIC CENTER,

I PROBABLY WOULD'VE BEEN WILD OUT ON THE STREETS.

WELL, I CAN'T IMAGINE THAT.

THE LIFEGUARDS HAVE BEEN VOLUNTEERING THEIR TIME

TO HELP OUT SONNY AND THE KIDS.

BUT WE DON'T HAVE THE MONEY TO SAVE THE PROPERTY.

HAS IT BEEN SOLD?

I'M AFRAID SO.

BUT WE CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHO BOUGHT IT.

I DEVOTE A LOT OF MY TIME TO KIDS.

IT'S MY WAY OF GIVING SOMETHING BACK,

MAYBE I CAN FIGURE OUT A WAY TO HELP YOU GUYS OUT.

THAT'D BE GREAT.

A COUPLE OF US ARE HEADED OVER THERE PRETTY SOON.

WOULD YOU MIND IF MACHO AND MYSELF TAG ALONG?

YEAH, I DO.

YOU'RE KIDDING?

YEAH, I'M KIDDING.

LET'S GO.

SEE, CJ, THESE KIDS ARE HARD WORKERS.

THEY'RE NOT LIKE YOU.

HEY, HULK, MY MAN, HOW ARE YAH?

HEY YOU LOOK TERRIFIC!

HOW YOU DOING, BROTHER?

YOU GUYS LOOK WONDERFUL.

CODY, CJ, THANKS FOR WORKING OUT WITH THE KIDS.

YOU GOT IT.

I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET SOME OF THE GUYS.

LUKE AND SAM,

HULK HOGAN AND RANDY SAVAGE.

HEY, GUYS, I WANT YOU TO TRAIN HARD AND NEVER GIVE UP.

YEAH, WELL THAT'D BE EASY TO DO

IF THEY WEREN'T TAKING AWAY OUR GYM.

YEAH, WHERE ARE WE GONNA TRAIN

IF THEY SHUT DOWN THIS PLACE?

COME ON GUYS, TRAIN HARD MEANS TRAIN HARD, LET'S GO.

LISTEN, DON'T WORRY ABOUT ANYTHING,

I'M GONNA FIGURE SOMETHING OUT, THAT'S IT.

SO IT'S TRUE?

YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.

LOOK HULK, I'M NOT MAKING THE KIND OF MONEY I USED TO.

THANKS TO THESE LIFEGUARDS,

I'VE BEEN ABLE TO KEEP THE CENTER GOING.

BUT, IT'S OUT OF MY HANDS NOW.

WHEN I WAS A KID, YOU AND THIS PLACE SAVED MY REAR END.

I HAD A CHOICE, DRUGS AND STREET LIFE,

OR GETTING HEALTHY, WORKING OUT