Kahin Pyaar Na Ho Jaaye (कहीं प्यार न हो जाए)

Oh my God! What's happening to me?

What's with you? - l'm glad to see you happy.

What's the matter? - l'm in love again.

Really?

But l don't know if it's right or wrong to fall in love so fast.

Everything is right in love. For long you lived with a broken heart.

You must fall in love with an open heart. But with whom?

The one there.

What's wrong with you? - Why?

''Your taste has deteriorated. - No, it's good. Why?''

With a servant? - Are you mad?

The mistress.

The mistress is mine!

Not her. - Then?

Priya.

What's the matter? Yes?

What's the matter? Tell me or l'll curse you!

He's in love. - ln love?

With whom? - Priya.

''Didn't l tell you, you would fall in love?''

You'll get married and have 10 kids...

''Of all, how many will be girls and how many boys?''

That's a trifle difficult but they will call you Papa.

And address him as uncle. My fees? - Here are your fees.

Be happy. Keep giving me good news. - Hey you!

l'll curse you!

My scarf... - Priest..

l'll curse you! - Gives more of curses than blessings.

Lost...in thoughts of Priya?

Did she say she loves you?

She didn't but l see it in her eyes.

Love is blind.

Say l love you with your mouth. Hear l love you with your ears.

Propose to her. Talk of marriage.

You asked me not to tell anyone Out of the blue you called me here.

What's this about? - About love. l'm in love.

Really? - Yes.

Who is she? - l can't tell.

But does the girl know you love her?

l see it in her eyes. What do you think?

How can l tell? l haven't seen the girl.

You'll have to ask her. - That's what l'm doing.

''What? - Suppose, assume you are the girl.''

l love you very much. And l want to marry you.

Don't laugh. Accept it. - How can l accept so fast?

You'll have to say something else. Something more. Come on.

Let me hold your hand.

But l have one condition for marriage.

l will work. You will raise the kids at home.

Looking after kids is a full time job.

''We don't have to plan the family. 10, 1 2, 20 kids...''

Enough! - How many do you want?

Only 2. A son and a daughter.

l've even thought of their names. Tiku and Tikati.

We'll make Tiku Sachin Tendulkar.

Now he'll break window panes. Tomorrow the world records.

What about the girl?

Don't worry about her. She is now married.

She's got 4 kids. She's very happy with our son-in-law.

Will this happen? - Sure.

Your style of proposing is different.

l'm in a hurry. - So am l.

So we'll meet tomorrow.

''My place, at 4. - Over tea.''

You mean she too loves you?

She's coming to tea at 4.

You are fixed. What about me?

Have patience. Your dream too will come true.

And we'll get married at the same venue.

She's coming... coming...

she's here.

You already know?

How did you find out?

You know Prem doesn't keep things from me.

Strange. l didn't say a word yet you found out.

How can l not know what's in your heart?

And mine? - Why do you need a card?

What is this? - You tell me.

Did you tell sister? - No.

''Okay, l'll go tell her.''

Great! Engagement card. Printed it so fast?

The girls and boys of today are very fast. Read on.

ls your real name Rahul Pugaliya?

Read properly. lt must be Prem.

Your name is mentioned. But at the bottom.

You are singing at her engagement.

But you never mentioned anything.

''To give you a surprise. lf l'd told you, you wouldn't be surprised.''

A surprise should be a surprise.

Look at them. How shocked they are.

Don't be offended that l printed your name without asking you.

Why are you looking like this? Don't l have the right?

Of course.

''But you must charge for singing. - No, how can l do that?''

Why not?

You tell him to charge double for the show.

My fiancee is a rich NRl. lt won't matter to him.

Why is everyone quiet?

You surprised us with this good news.

Mummy too has come!

This is Priya's Mummy. - Hello.

And this is... - Prem?

''Priya told me lots about you. - Mom, forget them.''

First meet Prem's sister and her husband.

You've taken good care of Priya. She's getting engaged here.

You will have to lend a helping hand. - Sure.

''Mother, do you have to say that? - Rahul is here!''

What looks!

Bad looks... he looks so bad.

''This is my fiance, Rahul. And this is my best friend.''

Too bad

Be brave. You still have a chance. - Sure. She's only engaged. Not married

''Then you'll say, ''She's only married, she still doesn't have any kids''

lce

Did you get married today? - No sir

Are you celebrating New Year today? - No sir

Why are so many lights burning? Shut them off

Focus a spotlight on my broken heart

Let me shake her hand. - Did l ever made that mistake?

l didn't either. - My point

The world is like a stage. God is the director. And we're actors

Where's the audience? - That's the suspense

''Tell me, what's this?''

''No! lt's a chess board. - Yes, chess board''

And what is this? - Carrot

No. Our chess Queen. My beloved Priya

''Tell me, what's this? - A pea''

No. Rahul our knight. He moves two and a half squares

What's this? - That...?

l don't know. - What?

Have you forgotten your childhood friend?

That's me. Someone as insignificant as radishes. And paled of shock!

lmagine the carrot and the pea getting together?

Carrot and radish! Now that's a pair!

''People will say, look how deeply they are in love!''

But this is the match that lit the fire. - Match?

Not match. lt's Ma!

Priya's mother. Greet her

Greet her

''Greetings, lady. - Keep drinking, son''

''Keep drinking! Thanks, model mom!''

But this one... she has never cared for the radish's love for the carrot!

She went ahead and printed invitations!

''And the radish, oh radish!''

''My dear radish, the carrot and the pea are getting engaged tomorrow''

Don't you create a scene there. - l won't

Just stay mum. - Okay

''When you're sad, have a drink. lf you're happy, have a soup''

When in company of rich men the poor had better shut up!

''For centuries, foreigners have invaded our country''

The most beautiful of our possessions they plundered and carried away...

''the Koh-i-Noor, the Peacock Throne. And we couldn't do a thing.''

''Today too, it is an alien who takes away our Priya.''

He is stealing her. But we say nothing

''Believe me, today we are...''

very happy. Because the one who takes is close to us. And the one...

being taken away is close to our hearts too

''He marries our dear friend Priya Sharma, turns her into a Foogaliya...''

and he takes her away to New York forever!

''This won't do, Prem. You must say it with a song''

l can't sing

''Sorry, l'm not ready''

What readiness do you need to sing for a friend during her engagement?

Now give us a lovely song

''You'll sing now, won't you?''

l can't sing

Looks like Prem doesn't want to sing

''Prem, if you don't want to sing, never mind. Come down''

''No, l'll sing''

There's no one quite like you Priya

''Wherever you are, be happy. That's a prayer from my heart''

''You've found your lover. l have lost a friend''

''There is so much to say But today, there's little time left''

''Everything about you, from the first time l met you...''

''the memories will make me cry after you're gone''

''Oh Priya, there's no one quite like you''

''Meeting, then parting, it's all up to God''

''Making it, or breaking up is a matter of luck''

''We are all puppets, and you better believe it''

''The ones who have loved have never taken defeat. Have faith, my friend''

''Everyone has spoken his heart No one knows what's in my heart''

''No one knows what's in his heart''

No one knows what you are for me

''Those lost moments of happiness How will l ever be able to forget?''

''Priya, there's no one quite like you''

''Wherever you are, be happy. That's a prayer from my heart''

What was my mistake? - None

Then why did all this happen all over again?

''You won't believe this. Before l got married, nine girls rejected me''

''Some said, my nose is too long. Some said l have a paunch''

''Some even said, l have large bums. Even after all that...''

someone walked into my life. She looked into my heart

Your sister

''Today, l have every happiness that life has to offer''

lf a duffer like me could get such a nice girl...

''then why not for Prem of ''Prem and Party'' fame?''

Just say it. l'll have girls queuing up to marry you!

''Yes Uncle! Were l not your niece, l would've married you right now!''

Had l been Madonna instead of being Michael Jackson...

l would've married you right away!