Vegan

What, you wanna party?

I got some good shit, dude.

How old is that camera?

They don't even make those no more.

You want some of this?

Yeah, you do, right?

You want this?

$20,

No rough stuff.

I'll role play.

Can wear your little mask.

So what's it gonna be your choice,

crystal or sienna?

You want the special?

I'll give you the special for 100 bucks, all night.

All night, you can have crystal pussy.

You have it.

What?

My name is Carrie Flanagan.

That's me bathed in the red light

with the thingy in the jiggies over my eyes.

I'm a social media influencer,

although I'm not very good at it.

Hey guys, it's Carrie.

I got my new red light therapy lamp.

I'm kind of the idiot savant of influencers.

Reminder.

Hey guys, it's Carrie.

I just got my new red light therapy lamp,

and I'm so in love with it.

This thing is so good for fine lines, wrinkles,

just, it even penetrates to your muscles

for all over cellular regeneration.

You guys know you're gonna want one of these.

Click the link in my bio, use offer code Carrrie20,

and then, you know, comment below in the comment section

and tell me what you thought.

Anyway, this is my story.

Hey guys, it's Carrie here.

So we're gonna do a little unboxing today.

I love unboxing time.

These are my new boots.

Click on the link, you know how to do it.

This is why you're gonna wanna get these.

Have a secret compartment.

It's a little zipper on the side, okay?

So you can put your ID,

you could put money, your keys, drugs,

oh, just kidding.

I don't advocate doing drugs.

I don't do drugs.

Love it.

Hey guys, Happy Pride Month.

Of course, I'm wearing my rainbow colors

with a little bit of an '80s flare because, well,

I was born sometime in that decade.

Don't wanna say when, but yeah.

So anyways, I have to pay homage to the '80s, obviously.

Oh, hey honey. - Hi, baby look adorable.

- Sorry guys, don't mind my hot ass wife there.

Anyway, I promised you guys I would continue

with the Ask Me Anything series.

So today's question comes from,

this is from @BlazingBarbecue69Lover, interesting handle.

"Why are you vegan?

And don't you ever wish

that you could just eat a juicy cheeseburger

and wash it down with a delicious milkshake?"

Well, the short answer is I do,

I do vegan versions of those things,

but animals are my friends,

and I don't eat my friends, not usually.

But that's really oversimplifying it.

The factory farming industry is just incredibly inhumane.

Like, for example, dairy cows.

There are over 10 million dairy cows in this country alone

that are forcibly inseminated every year.

I mean, that's really just a nice way of saying raped,

because they can't produce milk

without getting pregnant and having calves.

And then they give birth to these calves.

Calves are ripped from them

within like an hour of being born sometimes.

And then the calves are like crying for their moms,

and the moms are crying for their calves.

And then the male calves are put

into these tiny little veal crates,

and then they're just slaughtered

within a few months for veal.

All the cows have their tails cut off without anesthetic.

They are de-horned without anesthetic, and they're branded,

and it's just, I mean, this stuff isn't the exception

to the rule, it's industry standard.

So it's not even considered animal cruelty.

These poor cows, you know,

they've just given birth to these calves

and then they're hooked up

to these milking machines day after day, just all day long.

They're just being milked.

And then they get these infections in their utters.

So then they start producing pus.

So you're drinking actual infection, pus?

Yeah, no, thanks.

You know, I've actually always been vegan.

I've always had this visceral reaction to meat and to milk,

and tomorrow, we're gonna talk about.

I'm gonna give you a little hint.

It involves whether my nose piercing,

has ever gotten hooked on anything.

And it may or may not involve Lydia's hoo-ha piercing, what?

Sorry, so, yeah,

so that's gonna be a lot more fun, I promise.

Oh my God, I keep getting, like,

I've gotten like six missed calls from somebody

and I have no idea who this is from.

I'm just gonna call them back really quick.

Yeah, yeah, this is she.

Yeah, I remember you,

you were in the choir with my mom at her church, right?

Yeah.

Oh, slow down, what?

Baby, you're okay?

- Oh my God. - Honey, what's wrong?

Hey.

How you doing?

- Just debating if I wanna get back into making contact,

'cause it's really hard to get out of bed.

I'm supposed to think about social media right now.

I just, that I'm afraid I'm gonna start losing followers

and losing brand deals.

And I have the money from my parents now,

but I just can't believe that they're gone.

I know, I know.

Speaking of this, there's something we need to talk about.

What's wrong?

What?

- When we went through your parents stuff, I found this.

Okay, what is this, what?

- I just really want it for your brief to settle in first.

These are adoption papers.

Yeah.

They weren't my real parents, what?

Oh my God, that's me.

I was found by the side of the road, what?

This doesn't-

I know, I know.

But Listen, turn this into an opportunity

for yourself, please.

You need your content for your socials anyways.

Why don't you go and document this?

It's an amazing story.

What's it saying again?

Turn oranges into orange juice.

I have so many questions.

I mean, who were my biological parents?

I mean, what happened to them, what?

You're totally right.

I need new contents.

Yeah, and I did some research for you.

The little town that you're found next

to barely exists anymore.

You need to go out there

and film the journey of discovering where you're from.

- Oh my God, this could get so much traction to my page.

I mean, this could get a ton of new followers, more likes.

This could be my ticket

into actual real filmmaking. - Yes.

You need this.

Do it for you.

We could go do this.

We could do this together.

This would be so much fun.

Oh, I wish, but I have my work trip.

I wish I could go with you,

but you need to do this for yourself.

- Okay, you know how crap I am at filming myself

and the tech stuff.

I'm freaking tech idiot.

This is why you do all this for me.

Yeah, but at some point,

you gotta learn this yourself.

I can't be there with you all the time,

even though I wish I could.

This is the perfect opportunity to learn this.

Go out there, make some oranges.

Okay, you're right,

but it's actually turn lemons and into lemonade.

Huh, what do you mean?

- You're turning something sour into something sweet,

and that's how the expression goes.

You're so cute.

Oh God, lost in translation.

I need to just shut up and kiss you.

- Hey guys, so I know I haven't been posting or streaming

or anything in the past two weeks,

but I've just been dealing with a lot

of intense personal stuff.

During the last Ask Me Anything, two weeks ago,

I got a phone call and I found out that my parents,

they were driving home from their church