Upendra Gadi Adda

Did he wake up?

Did he ever wake up before you woke up?

Still, everyone remembers God after waking up.

But you think of your son.

You love him a lot, husband.

Love or my foot!

Who will love that idiot in this world?

You fool!

God, did you give me a monster when I asked for a son?

God, make him believe in job instead of my pocket.

Oh no!

Why did you paint your face like colouring a wall?

No dad, I wanted to upload a new post on Instagram.

Why do you need new dress for that?

We don't get likes if we wear the same dress again, dad.

You shouldn't get likes on Face book, but the marks in class.

You'll lose your sight by seeing the mobile round the clock.

I'll not buy you spectacles if you ask me again.

Hey, get up idiot.

Hey, wake up!

Hey donkey, I asked you to wake up. I didn’t ask you roll to a side.

World is up and is already in work.

Some people would’ve already finished their first shift.

I used to wake up early in the morning and get into busy work in your age.

What? Are you asking how much did I earn?

I’m taking care of all you people. Is that not enough?

You know how much is the family burden?

Awards and rewards shouldn’t be given to those lifting weights in Olympics.

They should be given to those carrying the family burden.

You won’t get up like this. Where is it? Yes!

-You… -Husband, wait!

We already have water problem in this area.

So what?

He will not get up now. You are getting late for office. Leave!

-Give it! -Here!

Wake him up. I’m getting BP by waking him up.

I’ll wake him up, you go now.

Wait, I’ll wear my slippers and leave.

-Bloody! Wake him up. -Great dad and son!

Get up, idiot. Wake up!

He is sleeping like a buffalo.

He goes around whole night and sleeps till noon.

Come fast, guys.

-Dude, wake up! -Wake up, dude!

Those idiots are beating up our Chandra, get up dude.

How far is the spot?

Half an hour by walk and 15 minutes by running, wake up dude.

Just ten minutes, dude.

They’d kill him by that time, dude.

He’s not listening, lift him guys.

-Lift him and carry him. -Let’s go!

Oh no! Oh God!

Hey Upendra, wake up man.

They are beating him up there.

If you don’t wake up, we’ll have to carry his coffin the same way.

Oh no!

Lift him up and throw. Come on!

Get lost, rascal.

Dude!

Guys, be careful about that cot and bedsheet.

My dad will beat me up if something happens to those.

-Dude! -How many are there?

There are 20 in total, dude.

Oh no, twenty guys?

Am I any star hero to beat so many guys?

All our heroes turned stars after becoming a hero and not the other way.

Still, you are the hero of our area.

-You say so? -Yes!

What is the problem, dude?

Dude, they are messing with my girl.

They beat me up when I questioned.

Should a girl have only one? Anyone can mess and anyone can meddle.

Just this one dialogue is enough to bend you down and beat up.

Oh no, will you hit us?

Do you have any doubt, idiot?

My name is not Upendra if I don’t break your bones today.

-Oh no! -Come on, guys!

-Oh no, what’s this twist? -Stop!

Run, guys!

Hey! Stop, idiot!

You fools, our guy didn’t run to escape.

It was to make you run and then beat up.

Come on now, guys!

Hey, this is the den of Upendra.

I get the kick only here either it is a dance, song or the fight.

My range has a calculation.

Come on guys, let’s fight.

Well done!

Run, guys!

Stop, rascals!

-Wow, man! -Lift him, guys.

Yay, our Upendra is a hero. Stop if you can.

“Fools, idiots and the filthy villains”

“Negative character villains and monsters”

“He’s born like a perfect mix of all those together”

“He is the moon under eclipse”

He is the Sun covered by clouds”

“Here comes Upendra for outing”

Hey, is she scolding or praising?

She says all the rulers are bad.

You beat it up, dude.

“Here is the Boss and address for mass”

“Clap your hands and blow whistles”

“This is Upendra’s den”

“It won’t be normal here”

“This is Upendra’s den”

“It won’t be normal here”

“It is a dance day and night”

My hunt would be dangerous”

“Am I doing right or wrong?”

“I don’t bother to care about that”

“Top in temper, looks of a hero and I’m the boss in this area”

“It will be a blast if I show my power”

“Mind goes blacked out if someone opposes”

“It will be a blast if I show my power”

“Mind goes blacked out if someone opposes”

“We drink early in the morning”

“We dance all the day”

“We go around with the collar raised”

“We beat up if something goes wrong”

“Nothing can catch the lightening or the thunder”

“No wish to rule the nation”

“And no thought of circling the globe”

“Enough you have money and God will come down”

“Just have the money and it cleanses the sins”

“Earth going around the Sun will circle around you”

“It will be a blast if I show my power”

“You can live happily if you have the wealth”

“It will be a blast if I show my power”

“You can live happily if you have the wealth”

‘It will be a blast if I show my power’

Mom! Mom! Mom!

Sister! Hey Pinky, get up!

They are sleeping so deep.

Where is it?

Sister!

How many times do I say you not to wake me up at midnight?

I lose my glow without having proper sleep.

Followers come down if the glow is down.

Dirty idiot, are followers important to you than the family?

Still, a sister must be like those sister characters from sentiment movies.

But, you are like the negative sister character.

Mom! Mom!

Your son is here, open the door.

Oh no, I just got some sleep.

Will you break my head with that stick?

It is all going in reverse gear here, my bad time.

What do you mean? Should I get a disease now for your sake?

Stop your nuisance and come that side. I’ll open the door.

-Mom, a big salute to you. -Move!

Hey, wait!

You sleep. I’m going.

-Is the villain asleep? -Yes man, I’m the villain.

You going around till midnight like a thief is a hero. And I’m the villain.

You go around like a vagabond with idiots.

Added that’s called as Upendra’s den.

You can’t afford even a single dress and you have a den again.

-Not you, I must scold her. -What did I do in between?

You know what did a Korean poet say about mother and son bond?

What did he say?

Behind every spoiled fish, there is the support of mother fish.

What does that mean?

That means, there is an innocent mother like you behind every spoilt son.

Forget all this, you too come with me to super market from tomorrow and work.

What, to the market?

What do I know?

-Yes what does he know? -How’ll you grow in life without working?

You’ve been working from childhood and what growth did you see?

I’m not the type to work hard.

I’ll grow in life without working hard and make you sit on top.

Move for now. Bye!

He seems to be on the job of ruining us.

Hey, who are you all guys? What are you doing here?

I haven’t seen you around here before.

We came for our Insta star, sir.

Rascals, you come to flirt with Upendra’s sister? How dare are you?

You’ll get beaten up today.

Sir, we are her followers. We came for a selfie, sir.

Oh, you the game right? We’ve kept new rules.

What sir?

-One selfie costs five hundred. -Oh no!

Why are you getting shocked?

You’ll upload that selfie on Instagram and grow your followers, right?

Then, pay guys.

Sister!

Why are you calling me with such love, like never before?

You’ve become such a big celebrity in such small age, dear.

You’re making our name fly high.

I’m so proud of you.

Leave all this, your fans are here for you. Go!

-Go dear, they need a selfie. -Is it? -Yes!

Crazy girl!

-What, son? -Nothing, keep this.

Where did you get so much money from?

Why do you need that? Just save it. I’m going out, bye.

-Are you all my fans? -Yes madam!

-Did you come for selfie? -Yes, madam!

-Madam, one selfie please. -Yeah, ok!

-Thank you madam! -Thank you!

Madam!