LSD: Love, Sex aur Dhokha (लव सेक्स और धोखा)

Brothers and sisters, Dee Bee World Vision presents

A new kind of film

Reality cinema

Video footage from all over the country..

..Security, spy and secret cameras

Sensational footage. Real stories

for your entertainment

ln our last blockbuster you saw..

..a real ghost, caught on camera

For the price of one ticket, we now present..

.. not one, not two, but three stories

Sit back, pick up yourpop corn

And get ready

Dee Bee World Vision presents:

"Love, Sex and Dhokha"

Warning: Shaky camera and fzzy pictures.

People suffering from multiple disorders..

..Will not be reimbursed

Dear Mr. Chopra

Hello

No Shah Rukh

lt's not Shah Rukh. lt's original acting

What original? - Original.- What original?

He looks up. l look down

BLOCKBUSTER LOVE

Love often just happens

lt's blind to time, money, status

lt just happens

Your films taught me that

l'm Shruti Dahiya

Yesterday l saw her the first time?

She came to audition for my diploma film

"Love happens eventually.."

My Simran

'Walk Down The Aisle'. Scene 22, 1/30

Music. Action.

Stop! - Now.

Cut..

Don't look at the camera? -Who do l look at then?

lt's your first meeting

Don'thold her.. Keep your distance

First you say go close and then you say keep distance..

Decide. Close? Or far?

Sit down

Oh! Sorry.

ln a big city's small buses..

.. things happen

"Love happens.."

You only do, na?

What?. - The hero's part. You act so well

lt looks so real.

The film must be seen. Not the direator

Coffee, at the canteen?

No, l'm getting late

Ok. Ok.

For your first shoot day?

Thanks.

ln this way.

First time l'm touching a fancy car.

When you make it big you'll own a few

Bye.

l'm on my way papa. Yes, l already left..

He's hurt. But you feel the pain

Let's try it

And rehearsal.Action.

l must go home

No, Shruti. The line is: "No, Raj!" Action.

My family doesn't let me stay out late

Sorry, l must go

How will l finish thefilm?

l can't do it

Let's call another girl

Shutup!

Your retakes delayed us.

Shruti, you should have told me earlier

l want to do it - So what's theproblem?

l can't do it - Why not?

l want it clean right now

Papa

What is it?

They're from the Film lnstitute

Who's he?

Rahul, sir.

Rahul who?

The director

The director?

We want to shoo there - Why?.

l need a palace for my diploma film

ls that a camera?

Yes.

ls this a palace for you?

lt is a palace, uncle

Shoot. - Cover it from here.. - Full ltalian marble

Take this. - ltalian marbles. Cover it.

That chandelier. - Chandelier. Shoot chandelier. - Mughal-e-Azam style.

Wow! -Switch it on, lazy ass

Shoot it. See this, elephant. - Here, an elephant.

The camera man's abit slow..

He's a bit slow, sir. Sorry.

A horse. - Horse. Horse. Shoot. Shoot.

Myself, my painting

Wow, sir

l'm an art lover

That's obvious

l know Shah Rukh

Khan, sir?

Who else?

He bought marble from me

Wow, sir! Fantastic

ln the old days, l acted too

l knew it. Great personality

Played many parts at college

Really? - Police. Driver. Army. Navy.

The lot

Sir, will you play the father?

My son, Atul. Height: 6ft

What are you shooting?

He's insisting l play a role too

You sound like the star Amrish Puri

Who's the hero?

Shahid, sir

Kapoor?

No, sir. Qureshi. His family owns a big cement store

Who plays the heroine?

You're the father, sir. Cast the daughter

You want to do it?

Have you ever fallen in love?

Has a chicken ever laid an egg?

So who got it?

"Bollywood style! Love Bollywood style!"

Love! Bollywood style

"Love is immortal. lt's the reason to live."

"Love is immortal. lt's the reason to live."

"We are in love."

"We are in love."

"We are in love."

"We are in love."

We're in love

We're together now.

The sky smiles on us

We're together now.

The whole world is with us now.

Scream like that and your family will know..

..we're having fun

They'll filea case of kidnapping against me

lf anyone did kidnap me and l screamed help..

.. help me

You know what Papa would say?

"Keep your voicedown!"

What do you do at home?

At home? Nothing

Careful. Not the camera

Who lives with you? - Mother

And?

Just mother

She mustbe so proud you won

the scholarship

Thanks to the 'special case'

Meaning?

'Special Case'. Mine is a special case.

Not that l needed it

You havea girlfriend?

Yes

And you? A boyfriend?

Yes

What a fool

What's his name? l mean, do l know him?

Tell me your girlfriend's name

She doesn't know that..

she's my girlfriend

As if my boyfriend knows that l like him

Meaning?

Shruti!

Tell me his name

Did you write his name?

Ready? Steady?. Go.

R.A. H. Rahul?

Shruti.

l love you too, Shruti.

Hurry! l want you to meet my friend

Rahul.

Hi. - Meet Rashmi.

Hi.

Bye.

l must go. Papa's on the line

See you. Bye. - Bye.

Hello!

Turn back

Turn back

Will she?

She actually turned!

She's coming back, sir.

l don't wanna go home. Now she'll say take me away.

Papa's calling

So go. Hurry

He wants you to come home.

Your film is bland

Bland?

Get some tea

Go.