It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Ooh. Man, that was, like, one Mississippi that time.

Yeah, that storm's, like, right on top of us, huh?

Yeah. It's kind of cool, though.

I mean, I can't think of a better way to have a movie night

than in the middle of an electrical storm.

- It's kind of cozy, right? - Mm-hmm. Cool, right?

Why do we have to watch The Wiz?

This movie sucks.

Well, it's Old Black Man's night to pick the movie.

Yeah, but he's asleep. Yeah, but, like...

why do a remake of The Wizard of Oz? I mean, the original

was a classic. Uh, don't you think it's fair, though,

that they get their version? You know,

I mean, it's very difficult

being a black person in America, you know?

So what? Doesn't mean I want to watch Orlando Bloom

in Boyz n the Hood.

Yeah, I don't want to see that.

Oh, yeah, if you flip it it's weird, man, yeah. I would see that.

I would see that. I would see that.

I mean, look, this may be

a little bit touchy for me to say,

but, uh, you know, black people...

They have a lot more opportunities these days.

Well, we did have a black president before the orange one.

Yeah, but that doesn't mean there's not problems.

I mean, what about the whole, like, Black Lives Matter thing?

Uh, well, sure, no, good point.

But, I mean, I don't know why it took 'em so long to realize

that their lives matter.

I mean, they-they've always mattered,

you know? But I would also say that all lives matter, you know?

And while black people may not feel like it,

it's kind of tough out there right now for everybody.

I mean, really, our lives aren't all that different.

Whoa. Oh...

What the hell happened? Did we get struck by lightning?

Uh, I think it came through the electric blankets.

Yeah, we got electrocuted. Holy shit.

Look at this... the VCR's toast.

Uh, wait a sec...

Where's Old Black Man?

Oh, my God. He's gone.

What the hell? What?

Uh...

guys?

You're gonna want to see this.

What?

Well, that's interesting.

What the hell is happening?

Why are we black people?

But only in our reflections.

This is insane.

Are we in a dream? Do we got, we got to, like,

pinch ourselves or something?

Why is it daylight outside?

How is this happening?

Forget how. We're past that.

It is happening. It just is.

Uh, oh, well, no, it's not The Wiz, because nobody

switches bodies in The Wiz. Got to be something else.

I mean, I think we're experiencing something

Here I go.

Uh... Right. Oh, actually, no, Face/Off wouldn't work,

- because that's a face-switching movie. - Yeah, no,

guys, I think we found ourselves in a Quantum Leap.

Hmm? What the hell's a Quantum Leap?

Oh, a great show from the coke-fueled era

of '80s television where Scott Bakula

would leap into other people's bodies,

but he didn't know it unless he saw his reflection.

- Wow. - Shit.

- Yeah, I don't know what that was. - That was super weird.

Okay, guys, I think I know what's happening here.

I think we're in the respite of a musical,

where people can get out the necessary information

that doesn't fit into rhyme form.

Clearly, yeah, that's what's happening.

That's what's happening,

right? So let's talk fast be-before

- another song starts. - Okay, so... Okay, that's a good idea.

You know what the problem is? We don't know the rules.

And there's no way we're gonna figure this out

until we figure out what the rules are.

Oh, Christ, I'm singing again.

Wh... Oh.

- Oh. Oh, my. - Yeah, yeah. Wow.

Holy shit, what have I done? Um, okay, look,

this is gonna keep happening, I think. Oh, God.

All right, so let's-let's figure this out, soon.

Let's split up, okay? Y-You two,

- uh, go and try and find Old Black Man. - Mm...

- I'm sorry... Old Man. Just Old Man. - Yeah. Yeah.

And, um, help him out, you know?

Do-do the Quantum Leap thing. See that thing through, in case

it's that. And the three of us,

we'll go out and, um, we'll try

to do the Freaky Friday thing...

Try to figure out whose bodies we switched with.

But are they gonna look like us, though?

I don't know.

Don't force the Wiz thing.

Wait, where are my keys?

- Where are my keys? - You got 'em?

I can't...

Wait, what is this?

- It's a wallet. - I know it's a wallet, asshole.

I'm saying it's not my wallet.

Oh.

I appear to be a guy named Reggie Williams.

Oh, shit. Oh.

Yeah, this is an interesting new rule.

It seems that even though we have our own clothes,

we have access to the pockets of our reflections.

- What movie is that from? - I don't know that one.

My pockets are empty. Oh! Maybe the lesson

we're supposed to learn is that black people are broke.

You're broke.

- That's a good point. Yeah, yeah... - Oh, shit, hang on a second.

This kid's got 25 bucks.

Oh! Black people are rich.

- That's the lesson. - You know what, no, I think we're not

supposed to make wild assumptions about black people

based upon whether or not we have stuff in our pockets.

Yeah, that's... that's just... Don't make that assumption.

But I'll tell you what, you know what the first thing I need to do is?

Find Reggie Williams.

Uh, no, actually, that's the second thing.

I got to cancel my credit card, 'cause this Reggie guy might have it, you know?

Oh, right, that's the lesson we have to learn:

that black people will ruin your credit.

No... What?

Dude, you... you have to stop. And you have to stop. I mean...

What are you talk... I'm just trying to figure out what the lesson is.

We're never gonna zap back making these kind of...

Well, hold on a second... the thing I was saying was that I

would cancel my credit card no matter what race the guy was.

- But you went right to it... - All right, you know what,

okay, fine, let's just find the guy.

Look, how are we gonna get in your car without your keys?

Oh, I can get in, man. I've lost my keys before. You just

got to kind of rock the car a little bit. Wiggle it down?

And check the back door, actually, 'cause sometimes...

- sometimes that's unlocked. - Back door.

- Like a wire hanger or... - Usually if I push it

- a little bit, though... - A coat hangar somewhere.

Just kind of slide the window down...

Car 559, responding to robbery in progress.

Shit. Okay, look, it's all right, all right, calm down, calm down.

It's all good, it's all good.

You know, we can talk our way out of this.

We get out of this stuff all the time.

This is the exact same place where I found Old Black Man...

- What. God, God, Frank. - Oh, sorry, sorry. Old Man...

- Okay. - In the first place.

You know what? This has got to be our mission.

I just feel it. We're just gonna find Old Man.

- We're gonna find him a place to live. - Yeah, yeah.

Like, we'll stick him in a nursing home or something.

You can afford that, right?

- Right, right. And then... - Yeah.

When we turn white again, I'll stop paying the checks.

Oh, stop! Don't-don't say that out loud.

Just... I feel like whoever zapped us here is probably listening.

Who's that? Who zapped us?

I don't know, Ziggy? They don't...

They never really clarified on Quantum Leap.

They just, they just accepted it.

What? You mean nobody ever went after the guy for revenge?

Can you just move past it like they did?

Okay. Let's go find your guy.

All right, all right, but let me do the talking,

because, you know, guys like Z, they don't like strangers.

Yeah, but you're not you.

Oh, right.