Doctor Who

The Master is Prime Minister.

And these are my friends.

They're called the Toclafane. What?!

Tell us who he is. He's a Time Lord.

He's cannibalised the TARDIS, it's a Paradox Machine.

We meet at last, Doctor.

Stop this, stop it now!

We can't stop him.

Down you go, kids, remove one tenth of the population. I'm coming back.

And the Earth was no more.

'Spacelane traffic is advised to stay away from Sol 3, also known as Earth.

'Pilots are warned Sol 3 is now entering Terminal Extinction.

'Planet Earth is closed.

'Planet Earth is closed...'

What's your name? Tom Milligan.

No need to ask who you are, the famous Martha Jones.

How long since you were last in Britain? 365 days.

It's been a long year. What's the plan?

I must see Professor Docherty, can you get me there?

She works in a repair shed, Nuclear Plant Seven, I'll get you inside.

What's so important about her?

The more you know, the more you're at risk.

A lot of people depend on you. You're a legend. What does the legend say?

Martha Jones, she's gonna save the world.

Bit late for that. How come you can drive, don't you get stopped?

Medical staff. Used to be in paediatrics in the old days.

Gives me a licence to travel, I help out at labour camps. Great.

I'm travelling with a doctor(!)

Story goes, you're the only person on Earth who can kill him.

That you alone can kill the Master stone dead.

Let's just drive.

Citizens rejoice!

Your Lord and Master stands on high!

Playing Track Three...

# I can decide whether you should live or die

# Oh, you'll probably go to heaven

# Please don't hang your head and cry

# I wonder why my heart feels dead inside

# It's cold and hard and petrified

# Lock the doors and close the blinds

# We're going for a ride

# Oh, I could throw you in the lake

# Or feed you poisoned birthday cake

# I won't deny I'm gonna miss you when you're gone

# Oh, I could bury you alive

# But you might crawl out with a knife

# And kill me when I'm sleeping, that's why...

# I can't decide whether you should live or die

# Oh, you'll probably go to heaven Please don't hang your head and cry

# I wonder why my heart feels dead inside

# It's cold and hard and petrified

# Lock the doors and... #

It's ready to rise, Doctor.

The new Time Lord Empire.

It's good, isn't it?

Anything?

No? Anything?

Ohh, but they broke your heart, didn't they? Those Toclafane.

Ever since you worked out what they really are. They say...

Martha Jones has come back home.

Now why would she do that?

Leave her alone. But you said something to her.

The day I took control.

What did you tell her? I have one thing to say to you.

You know what it is... Ohh, no, you don't!

'Valiant now entering Zone One airspace. Citizens rejoice.'

Come on, people! What are we doing?

Launch Day in 24 hours!

Morning, Tish!

Ah! Smell that sea air!

Makes me long for good old British fish and chips.

And what do I get?

Cold mashed swede. Some hotel! Last time I book on the Internet.

All over the Earth, those things. He's even carved himself into Mount Rushmore.

Best to keep down.

Here we go...

The entire south coast of England.

Converted into shipyards. They bring in slave labour every morning.

Break up cars, houses, just for the metal.

Building the fleet out of scrap.

You should see Russia. That's Shipyard Number One.

Black Sea to the Bering Strait, 100, 000 rockets ready for war. War, with who? The rest of the universe.

I've been out in space. Before all this.

And there's a thousand civilisations with no idea of what's happening.

The Master can build weapons to devastate them all.

You've been in space? Problem with that? Nope! No, just...

Wow. Anything else I should know?

I've met Shakespeare.

Identify, little man.

I've got a licence! Milligan, Peripatetic Medical Squad, I may travel.

I was just checking for...

Soon the rockets will fly! And everyone will need medicine!

You'll be so busy!

But...they didn't see you.

How d'you think I travelled the world?

The Master set up Archangel that mobile-phone network, 15 satellites.

It transmits a low-level psychic field. That's how everyone

got hypnotised into thinking he was Harold Saxon. Feels like years ago.

But the key's tuned into the same frequency, makes me sort of...not invisible, just unnoticeable.

I could see you. That's cos you wanted to. Yeah, I suppose I did.

Is there a Mrs Milligan?

No. No, what about you?

There used to be someone.

Long time ago.

I must find this Docherty woman. We'll wait till the next work shift, what time is it?

It's nearly three o'clock.

Time for my massage! Who shall I have? Tanya!

Lucy, have you met Tanya?

She's gorgeous!

Tanya, when we go to the stars, I'm going to take you to the Catrigan Nova. Whirlpools of gold.

You two should get to know each other. That might be fun!

Oh!

What the hell? 'Condition red, condition red!'

Ohh, I see. I told you.

I have one thing to say...

Ohhhh, here we go again.

Isomorphic controls.

Which means, they only work for me.

Like this!

Say sorry! Sorry, sorry, sorry.

Didn't you learn anything from the blessed Saint Martha?

Siding with the Doctor

is a very dangerous thing to do. Take them away!

Move! Come on. OK, gotcha.

There you go, Gramps.

Oh, d'you know, I remember the days when the Doctor,

oh, that famous Doctor, was waging

a Time War, battling Sea Devils, and Axons,

he sealed the rift at the Medusa Cascade, single-handed!

And look at him now.

Stealing screwdrivers.

How did he ever come to this?

Oh, yeah! Me!

I just...

need you to listen...

No, it's MY turn. Revenge!

Best served hot! And this time...

It's a message for Miss Jones.

Professor Docherty? Busy!

They sent word, I'm Tom Milligan. This is Martha Jones.

She can be the Queen of Sheba, I'm still busy. TVs don't work any more.

Oh, God, I miss Countdown.

Never been the same since Des took over. Both Deses.

What's the plural? Desii?

Deseen? But we've been told there's going to be a transmission.

From the man himself. There!

'My people!

'Salutations on this, the eve of war.

'Lovely woman.

'But I know there's all sorts of whispers, stories of a child, walking the Earth.

'Giving you hope.

'But I ask you...

'how much hope has this man got?

'Say hello, Gandalf!

'Except...he's not that old!

'But he's an alien. With a much greater

'lifespan than you stunted little apes,

'what if it showed?'

What if I suspend your capacity to regenerate?

All 900 years of your life, Doctor. What if we could see them?

Older and older and older...

Down, you go, Doctor!

Down, down, down the years.

Doctor...

'Received and understood, Miss Jones?'

I'm sorry.

The Doctor's still alive.

The Archangel network seems to be the Master's greatest weakness...

15 satellites, all around the Earth, still transmitting.

That's why there's no resistance,

it's broadcasting a telepathic signal that keeps people scared.

We could take them out.

We could, 15 ground-to-air missiles, got any? Any military action, the Toclafane descend.

They're not Toclafane. The Master made that up.

Then what are they? That's why I came to you. Know your enemy.

I've got this...

No-one's been able to see a Sphere close up, they can't even be damaged.

The lightning strike in South Africa brought one down. By chance. I've got the readings. On this.

Oh! Whoever thought we'd miss Bill Gates?

Is that why you travelled the world? To find a disc? No, just got lucky.

I heard you walked the Earth to find a way to build a weapon.

There! A current of 58.5 kilo amperes,

transferred charge of 510 mega joules precisely.

Can you recreate that? I think so. Easily, yes.

Right then, Dr Milligan.

We're gonna get us a Sphere.

He's coming...you ready? You do your job, I'll do mine.

Now!

That's only half the job.

Let's find out what's inside.

I'm gonna kill him. If I have to wait a hundred years.

I'm going to kill the Master.

One day, he'll let his guard down. One day.

And I'll be there.

No, that's my job.

I swear to you, I'd shoot that man stone dead.

I'll get him.

Even if it kills me. Don't say that. I mean it.

That man made us stand on deck and watch the islands of Japan burning.

Millions of people.