Below Deck

PREVIOUSLY ON BELOW DECK...

- THERE'S A FIRE ALARM IN THE ENGINE ROOM.

- READY TO ABANDON SHIP, CAPTAIN.

ALL RIGHT, STAND DOWN.

THERE'S NO EXCUSE FOR NOT GETTING

TO YOUR GODDAMN STATIONS AND GETTING YOUR ON.

THINGS THAT YOU DON'T KNOW GET PEOPLE KILLED.

- I THOUGHT THAT ALEKS DID A GREAT JOB TODAY.

- IT'S GONNA BE HARD TO DO MY JOB,

DEALING WITH THAT HOLE.

- WHY WOULDN'T YOU JUST TELL ME

THAT YOU'D SWITCH ROOMS WITH ME?

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GO TO ADRIENNE?

DID YOU HAVE TO MAKE SURE SHE WAS GONNA GIVE YOU

A BLOW JOB EVERY NIGHT OR SOMETHING BEFORE YOU SAID YES?

- UNBELIEVABLE. KAT IS INSANE.

- UNBELIEVABLE. KAT IS INSANE. REALLY, SERIOUSLY.

REALLY, SERIOUSLY.

COME ON.

I DON'T KISS AND TELL.

- YOU GUYS ARE SITTING THERE LIKE A COUPLE.

WHY ARE YOU GUYS SPENDING SO MUCH TIME TOGETHER?

IT'S PISSING ME OFF. - ARE YOU GETTING JEALOUS, KAT?

- ARE YOU AND BEN DATING OR SOMETHING?

- NO, BUT MAYBE I HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM.

- SOME PEOPLE SHOULD NOT DRINK,

AND IT'S JUST DISGUSTING.

TAKE IT OFF, BUDDY.

- CJ, CAN I SEE YOU IN THE BRIDGE FOR A MINUTE?

- IT'S GOING BACK ON RIGHT NOW.

WEAR IT ALL THE TIME.

- CAN I PLEASE GO FOR A STROLL DOWN ON THE DOCK?

- NO. - WHY?

- BECAUSE I DON'T THINK YOU'RE GOING

FOR A STROLL DOWN THE DOCK.

I THINK YOU'RE GOING OUT.

THIS IS GONNA BE UGLY.

COME BACK TO THE BOAT, KAT.

COME BACK TO THE BOAT, KAT. -

YOU'RE DRUNK.

SCUMBAG.

- I FEEL LIKE SOMEBODY SHOULD BE NICE TO HER,

'CAUSE SHE HAD--I KNOW SHE HAD A ROUGH NIGHT.

I'LL GO ASK HER IF SHE WANTS ANYTHING FOR BREAKFAST,

YOU KNOW, TRY TO FIGURE OUT.

KNOCK, KNOCK. HEY.

KNOCK, KNOCK. HEY. - I GOT DRESSED, READY TO WORK,

- I GOT DRESSED, READY TO WORK,

BUT THERE'S NOT MUCH GOING ON, SO--

- YEAH, WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED LAST NIGHT,

BUT I HEARD YOU HAD A ROUGH NIGHT.

SO I WAS ON MY WAY OUT,

AND CAPTAIN'S THERE, AND HE WAS LIKE,

"EVERYONE'S SUPPOSED TO BE STAYING IN TONIGHT."

I SAID, "YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT.

I'M GOING OUT."

SO I WENT OUT THE BACK DOOR.

- HE DID SAY STRAIGHT TO YOUR FACE, "DON'T GO ANYWHERE."

- HE DID SAY STRAIGHT TO YOUR FACE, "DON'T GO ANYWHERE." YOU SORT OF SCREWED UP, BECAUSE IT WASN'T ADRIENNE

YOU SORT OF SCREWED UP, BECAUSE IT WASN'T ADRIENNE

THAT TOLD YOU NOT TO LEAVE THE BOAT.

IT WAS THE CAPTAIN.

IT'S NOT A DEMOCRACY. -

- IT'S A BOAT. - I KNOW.

- AND HE'S THE GODDAMN COMMUNIST LEADER.

I'M A LITTLE WORRIED TODAY.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN. I REALLY PROBABLY SHOULDN'T HAVE MY JOB RIGHT NOW,

I REALLY PROBABLY SHOULDN'T HAVE MY JOB RIGHT NOW,

SO I'M JUST GONNA TAKE IT EASY,

LAY LOW, AND KISS SOME ASS.

LAY LOW, AND KISS SOME ASS. I DON'T REALLY THINK, LIKE, IT'S A BIG DEAL.

I DON'T REALLY THINK, LIKE, IT'S A BIG DEAL.

IT'S NOT LIKE I WAS SMOKING CRACK OR,

LIKE, SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

IT'S LIKE, I WENT OUT THE BACK DOOR,

JUST TO GO AWAY FOR AN HOUR OR TWO.

- THIS IS THE PERSON I LIKE TO TALK AND HANG AROUND.

- RIGHT. - LIKE, THIS IS YOU.

THIS IS WHAT I'M USED TO, BUT SOMETIMES

THIS IS WHAT I'M USED TO, BUT SOMETIMES YOU'RE NOT THE SAME PERSON.

YOU'RE NOT THE SAME PERSON.

OH, WHEN I DRINK?

- DEVIL WOMAN. - DEVIL WOMAN.

I DRINK SO MUCH THAT I DO BECOME A DIFFERENT PERSON...

AND IT MAKES ME FEEL REALLY BAD.

I WANT TO BE BETTER THAN THAT.

KEEP A LOW PROFILE.

- I'M DOING A GOOD JOB OF THAT, RIGHT?

- STAY OUT OF HIS WAY FOR A DAY.

OKAY.

- I THINK THIS IS THE TRIP WHERE IT'S THE DAD

AND THE GIRLFRIEND, AND THEN THE MOM

AND BOYFRIEND-- OH, DAUGHTER.

- WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. WHAT'S THIS FOR?

THIS IS OUR NEXT TRIP.

AND WHO IS THE VEGAN?

THESE TWO.

TWO VEGANS?

- - OH, GOD.

- THEY ALSO BOTH DRINK THAT GREEN JUICE STUFF.

- OH, I BET THEY DO. I BET THEY DO.

I'M NERVOUS FOR THESE VEGAN, LACTOSE-FREE,

SUGAR-FREE, GLUTEN-INTOLERANT GUESTS COMING ABOARD.

THEY LIKE VEGAN TIRAMISU.

- THEY SHOULD GO TO VEGAN JAIL.

THERE SHOULD BE, LIKE, A VEGAN JAIL FOR THEM.

THESE GUYS ARE VEGANS, WHICH MEANS NO ANIMAL PRODUCTS--

NO DAIRY, NO MEATS, NO FISH, EVEN NO HONEY,

BECAUSE THE BEES ARE ACTUALLY WORKING FOR THAT.

YEAH, IT'S GONNA BE AN ABSOLUTE NIGHTMARE.

THEY SHOULD BE PAYING EXTRA FOR THIS.

ANCHOR READY?

ALEKS TO THE FLOOR DECK, PLEASE.

9 METERS, LET'S MAKE THE DROP.

ALL HONOR CREW,

GUESTS WILL BE ARRIVING IN TEN MINUTES.

- KAT? - WHAT?

- I'VE GOT TO GET SOMETHING OFF MY CHEST, BABE,

RIGHT NOW, IF THAT'S OKAY WITH YOU.

WHEN I'VE GOT SOMETHING ON MY MIND, I--

I-I CAN'T LET IT GO.

I HAVE TO DEAL WITH SOMETHING, IF THERE'S AN ISSUE.

WHEN YOU DRINK, YOU TURN INTO

A TRAILER PARK, DEMONIC,

WHITE TRASH REFUGEE,

AND I NEED TO GET THAT OFF MY CHEST.

THE BALL IS IN YOUR COURT.

- THAT WAS REALLY NICE OF YOU TO SAY ABOUT ME.

- YOU'RE WELCOME. ANYTIME.

DID HE REALLY SAY THAT?

I MEAN, THAT HURT MY FEELINGS SO BAD.

- JUST SO YOU KNOW, IF HE DIDN'T HAVE

- JUST SO YOU KNOW, IF HE DIDN'T HAVE TO COOK BREAKFAST RIGHT NOW,

TO COOK BREAKFAST RIGHT NOW,

I WOULD HAVE STRANGLED HIM FOR DOING THAT.

- THAT'S, LIKE, SOMETHING AWFUL

TO SAY ABOUT SOMEBODY, YOU KNOW?

ESPECIALLY 'CAUSE IT'S, LIKE, ME AND HIM ALWAYS HANG OUT.

SO IT'S, LIKE, HE LIKES MY COMPANY,

BUT THEN HE WANTS TO CALL ME DEMONIC WHITE TRASH.

"OH, NOW THE BALL'S IN YOUR COURT."

WHY IS IT IN MY COURT,

'CAUSE YOU SAID SOMETHING HORRIBLE?

- THAT WAS JUST RUDE AND UNNECESSARY

AND TERRIBLE TIMING, BY THE WAY.

I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE YOU WERE OKAY.

- I-I'M FINE. I'M JUST LIKE, "UGH," YOU KNOW?

- I-I'M FINE. I'M JUST LIKE, "UGH," YOU KNOW? - I COULD JUST TELL YOU WERE LIKE--

- I COULD JUST TELL YOU WERE LIKE--

KAT AND I MAY HAVE HAD SOME DIFFERENCES.

THAT DOESN'T STOP ME FROM BEING HUMAN

AND SYMPATHIZING WITH SOMEONE WHEN THEY'RE BEING ATTACKED.

- THANKS, FRIEND. - SORRY ABOUT THAT.

IT'S OKAY.

BEN GETS MORE DRUNK THAN ANYONE, EVEN MYSELF.

HE JUST HOLDS IT TOGETHER A LITTLE BIT BETTER.

HE'S THE BIGGEST HYPOCRITE FOR SAYING THAT ABOUT ME.

WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT?

WELCOME ABOARD.

- DAVANA. - ADRIENNE.

- NICE TO MEET YOU. - NICE TO MEET YOU.

- I WAS READY TO LEAVE ON TUESDAY OR WEDNESDAY,

BUT THESE TWO WOULDN'T GO.

NO, YOU'RE MEAN.

WE COULD'VE BEEN HERE FOR TWO DAYS ALREADY.

WE COULD'VE BEEN HERE FOR TWO DAYS ALREADY. - SO THERE'S NO CHEERS?

SO THERE'S NO CHEERS?

- SO THERE'S NO CHEERS? - YEAH, A LITTLE CHEERS.

YEAH, A LITTLE CHEERS.

A LITTLE WELCOME ABOARD. - THANK YOU.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

THANKS FOR MAKING IT HAPPEN ALSO.

- WHAT DO YOU CALL IT WHEN SOMEONE'S VEGAN,

BUT THEY'LL STILL WEAR ANIMALS?

STUPID?

- YOU KNOW THE BMW SHE HAD BEFORE?

YEAH, HER NEW ONE.

- YEAH, BUT A SMALLER VERSION OF THAT 'CAUSE--AHEM!

- I GOT IN A LOT OF ACCIDENTS.

I JUST DIDN'T KNOW THE DIMENSIONS OF THE CAR.

IT WAS DIFFICULT.

WE HAVE A MOTTO IN THIS FAMILY.

IT'S "YOU GET WHAT YOU NEED, NOT WHAT YOU WANT."

BUT JOE GETS WHAT HE WANTS.

- YEAH, EXACTLY. -

- WE'RE JUST-- LET'S GO, COME ON.

- I'M GONNA ASK EVERYONE TO TAKE THEIR SHOES OFF.

WE DON'T WEAR SHOES INSIDE.

IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE TO ME

WHY THIS FAMILY WOULD VACATION TOGETHER.

I HAVE A LOT OF WORK TO DO.

- OH, YEAH. - THERE YOU GO.

- GOLFING, GOLFING, AND MORE GOLFING.

- IT'S THE HUSBAND AND HIS NEW GIRLFRIEND,

WHO'S A COMPLETE BIMBO, HIS EX-WIFE

AND HER NEW BOYFRIEND, WHO'S A MEATHEAD...

SO, JOE, THIS IS YOUR ROOM.

- OKAY. - THIS IS THE MASTER.

- IT'S BEAUTIFUL. - I CAN LIVE WITH THIS.