Binbougami ga! (Good Luck Girl!)

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Since ancient times, Japan has been known as the country of the gods.

From the sea to the mountains, from a single tree to a single stone,

gods were believed to dwell in all things.

And now we arrive at the lair of the very Gods of Misfortune themselves:

Fort Mis.

Right now, the balance of fortune and misfortune in the human world is severely lopsided.

It is our job as Gods of Misfortune to preserve that balance.

Momiji, please go to the human world.

To be honest, that sounds like a fuckin' pain.

That was a bit too honest.

A-Anyway, this is your target for today.

How...

How can this girl be so stacked?

There's no way, right?

I bet they're tiny in real life!

Goddamnit, this girl pisses me off!

You're so easy to provoke.

Now hurry off to the human world and fix this imbalance at its source:

Sakura Ichiko.

Well, I guess it's time to get to work.

Yes, please.

Oh...

While I'm away, could you record a TV show for me?

Just go already!

dakara 1way,2way,3way,4way

So one way, two way, three way, four way

Go way! Go way! saa You! Make My Day!

Go way! Go way! All right, make my day!

sonna muzukashii koto ka?

Is it that hard?

1way,2way,3way,4way No way! No way!

One way, two way, three way, four way! No way! No way!

mou good-bye! bad day!

Already it's good-bye, bad day!

omou mama ni kowashiteyuke

Smash it all until you've had enough!

dareka no reeru no ue kara

Atop the rails someone else follows

nozoita shiawase tte nan daro?

you saw happiness far away; what would it be like?

kore de ii no?

Is this it?

ai toka koi toka yume toka kikiakita shi

You've gotten tired of hearing about love, passion, dreams or the like

taikutsu ne doko he yukou?

It's all boring for you; where shall we go?

dakara 1way,2way,3way,4way

So one way, two way, three way, four way

Go way! Go way! saa You! Make My Day!

Go way! Go way! All right, make my day!

sonna muzukashii koto ka?

Is it that hard?

1way,2way,3way,4way No way! No way!

One way, two way, three way, four way! No way! No way!

1way,2way,3way,4way No way! No way!

mou good-bye! bad day!

Already it's good-bye, bad day!

omou mama ni

Until you've had enough

nani mo kamo ga ureshikutte

Everything is fun

mukai kaze wa doko kara fuku no?

From where does the wind pushing you back blow?

ganjigarame uzumaku sadame wo

Fate coils around you like the worst of chains

kowashiteyuke

Smash it!

You may be a god, but aren't you more like the God of Flatness than the God of Misfortune?

Have a pleasant day, Miss Ichiko.

Thanks. You too.

Good morning, Sakura!

Good morning.

Good morning!

Here are your shoes!

I'll carry your bag!

Thanks again!

Correct!

Oh, you're too kind!

What a fucking bitch.

Sakura Ichiko.

You mean Tittyko?

She's far too lucky for her own good.

If you're gonna have big tits, at least be dumb for Christ's sake.

I know, right? Wish she'd just hurry up and die already.

I just wanna fry her with a magnifying glass like the little bitch ant she is.

I just wanna squeeze that pretty li'l neck 'til she chokes.

That's all those lowlifes can come up with?!

Your jealously just makes me wanna try even harder!

I've had sixteen years of nothing but good fortune!

I'm hot, I'm rich, and I've never had to worry about a thing!

Classy!

Every light in front of me is green!

This must be the very definition of a rosy life!

It's a pity, but people just aren't born equal, you know?

Don't hate on me just 'cos you were unlucky enough to be born into an average—

Wh-What?

What was that?

To the little girl who looks down on average people:

I've come from the land of misfortune to put you back in your rightful place!

How ya doin'?

Huh?

What the flying fuck was that!?

Hey, you! Don't run in the hallway!

Please save me!

There's a creepy pervert in the bathroom!

What!?

Let's fuckin' get 'em!

We're in the middle of class!

What're you talking about? There's no one here.

All right, get back to class.

Miss Ichiko, your bath is ready.

Thanks, Suwano.

What could that have been?

I'm sure it wasn't just my imagination...

Huh?

Did I do that right?

Are you all right, Miss Ichiko?

Who the fuck are you?!

Get outta here!

So that's how it's gonna be, huh?

Excuse me! Is anyone there!? It's Momiji from the Gods of Misfortune!

May I come in?

Thanks!

Wha... Wha... Wha...

You goddamn monster!

Sorry to say it, but you humans can't even touch me when I'm in this form.

Though I can't do anything either.

You... Just what are you?

I am Momiji, a God of Misfortune.

I've come here... from da Country o' Gods.

God of Misfortune?

That's right.

Then why are you here?

Well, you see,

I've come to make you into a normal person.

Gadget of Misfortune:

Scouter

You kiddin' me?

Sakura Ichiko

Fortune level: Unusually high

It's very rare to see someone with this much Fortune.

And on top of that, you're probably draining the Fortune out of other people when you—

I don't even know what you're talking about!

What's this crap supposed to let you see?

Momiji

Misfortune level: Unusually high

It measures Fortune and Misfortune levels.

Ugh. That sounds gross.

Believe me now?

Listen up.

All living things are born with an inherent ability to be successful.

We measure this as a form of energy that we call "Fortune".

The opposite form of this energy is "Misfortune", which brings calamity and ruin.

However, the balance between these two forms of energy has recently been disturbed.

And you, Sakura Ichiko, are the cause.

Huh? What are you talking about?

I don't know if you're the reincarnation of some god, or if you were just an accident,

but you possess far more Fortune than any normal human.

That in itself is not ze problem, but you're takin' ze Fortune zat ozzer folks're due.

Why are you talking like Lupin?

All right, so if my Fortune levels drop and I become a normal person like you said,

what'll happen to me after that?

Allow me to show you.

Good evening. This is Momiji.

In the near future, Ichiko fails her college entrance exams,

Exclusive!

A Look Into Ichiko's True Future!

loses her house, and finds herself on the streets.

However, she soon meets a "real nice" guy

Occupation Unknown

and ends up marrying him.

She has five children, and together they have a "warm and caring" family.

I look miserable!

That's the future that awaits you.

You should totally do it.

That's easy for you to say!

The details aren't exact, but you get the idea.

However, your Fortune levels aren't the main problem.

You might not be aware of this, but if you continue to unwittingly drain others of their Fortune,

Binbougami ga! (Good Luck Girl!)

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